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I often hear good, humourous or phillosophical quotes that I wish to remember but forget after a few moments, however if we keep all our quotes in one place then we will have a resource of clever quotes to use in essays, drunken pub banter or wars of words with the clerk at Debenhams.
A few good quotes I have read/heard lately are...
"Life is a lesson, you learn it when you're though"
- Limp Bizkit
Yeah I know Fred Durst is a whiney blonde tart and not a phillosopher, but I like this quote. I am yet to use it in a formal context though
"If anyone cries at my funeral, I'll never speak to them again."
- STAN LAUREL
I think that's just plain brilliant.
"Sh*t happens"
It's just SO true.
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I am sure the likes of the notables and you clever life forum people have much more intelectual quotes than I, but I would like very much to hear them.
A few good quotes I have read/heard lately are...
"Life is a lesson, you learn it when you're though"
- Limp Bizkit
Yeah I know Fred Durst is a whiney blonde tart and not a phillosopher, but I like this quote. I am yet to use it in a formal context though
"If anyone cries at my funeral, I'll never speak to them again."
- STAN LAUREL
I think that's just plain brilliant.
"Sh*t happens"
It's just SO true.
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I am sure the likes of the notables and you clever life forum people have much more intelectual quotes than I, but I would like very much to hear them.
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When I was a moody teen I filled up a whole book with quotes. Mad.
I loike these.
"It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts." - Robert H. Schuller -
"Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired and success achieved." - Helen Keller-
There's also another one I like, starts with 'there is no rose without a thorn' and so on, but can't remember it.
I loike these.
"It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts." - Robert H. Schuller -
"Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired and success achieved." - Helen Keller-
There's also another one I like, starts with 'there is no rose without a thorn' and so on, but can't remember it.
Meet The Parents.
Jack - "Anyone seen the cat?!"
Everyone - "No"
Jack, pointing at Greg - "You tried to milk him didn't you, you sick son of a bitchh!!!
Greg - "You can milk anything with nipples."
Jack - "I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?"
Genius.
Jack - "Anyone seen the cat?!"
Everyone - "No"
Jack, pointing at Greg - "You tried to milk him didn't you, you sick son of a bitchh!!!
Greg - "You can milk anything with nipples."
Jack - "I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?"
Genius.
Gods in his heaven. All's right with the world
hehe yeah.
Facts are cool
Facts are cool
In 1963, baseball pitcher Gaylord Perry remarked, 'They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run.' On July 20, 1969, a few hours after Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon, Gaylord Perry hit his first, and only, home run.
'thats the way he cookie crumbles'
... I never understood that one
... I never understood that one
The Elephant is the largset animal on land. And yet only the size of the TONGUE of the largest underwater animal, the Blue Whale.
Also the blue whales heart is the same size of a car
Also the blue whales heart is the same size of a car
hoo hoo baby.
Im addicted.
"Solid blocks of teas were used as currency in siberia"
Im addicted.
"Solid blocks of teas were used as currency in siberia"
http://www.hookedonfacts.com/
Not realy quotes but just as interesting
Not realy quotes but just as interesting
No, but I will do.
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