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Yo yo yo, this is John Cena, master of Basic Thuganomics.
Turn up the volume, JC’s getting arty.
I welcome you, my dawgs, to the Special Reserve Wrestling Christmas party.
We’ve got Reaver, Grandprix and the SRW crew.
Hurricane, Goldberg, WWE’s here too.
Reaver :: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the Special Reserve Wrestling Christmas party. Tonight, I promise you lots of action. Not just any old action. For the second year on the trot, Mae Young will be here. She will be joining Fabulous Moolah in some Hot…Lesbian…Action. Expect a lot of fun and action, as the SRW Christmas Parties are always eventful. Now if you don’t mind me, I’ve got to go and one find one lucky lady tonight. Yes, I have ANOTHER date.
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SCENE ONE
Grandprix :: Hey Rob, get D’Von to set the damn tables.
RVD :: TOMMY, TELL SPIKE TO TELL BUBBA TO TELL D’VON TO SET THE TABLES!
Dreamer :: SPIKE. TELL BUBBA TO TELL D’VON TO SET THE TABLES!
Spike :: BUBBA. TELL D’VON TO SET THE TABLES!
Bubba :: D’VON! GET THE TABLES!
D’Von gets the table, and sets it up behind Mae Young.
ECW Guys :: 3D!
The Dudleyz lift Mae aloft, and slam her through the table.
Moolah :: Got wood?
Spike :: Errr…Bubba…I think Grandprix wanted D’Von to SET the tables, not GET the tables!
Bubba :: Get the tables? D’VON! GET THE TABLES!
D’Von sets up another table, this time behind Moolah.
ECW Guys :: 3D!
The Dudleyz pick Moolah up and 3D her through the table.
Spike :: BUBBA! SET THE TABLES, NOT GET THE…nevermind.
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SCENE TWO
Booker T :: Hey sucka! What up dawg?
Johnny Hammer :: Tell me…you didn’t just say that!
Booker T :: Wh…
Johnny Hammer :: Please, tell me you didn’t just say that!
Booker T :: Pu…
Johnny Hammer :: IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU SAID!
Booker T :: Erm…Johnny…How’s your lips?
Johnny Hammer :: IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW MY LIPS ARE!
Rock walks up behind Johnny Hammer.
Rock :: Unless you wanna be sticking your toothbrush up your ass to brush your teeth, after I knock them so far down your throat, I suggest you shut…the hell…up! Junior.
Jericho walks up behind Rock.
Jericho :: You will never…EVER…steal my line again.
Rock :: Tha…
Jericho :: WHAT?
Rock :: Tha…
Jericho :: WHAT?
Austin walks up behind Jericho.
Rock :: Tha…
Jericho :: WH…
Austin :: WHAT?
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SCENE THREE
Scotty Dogg :: …and I stick my sausage between your buns and then let the juices flow.
Shaniqua :: Oh so that’s all I need to do to make the perfect hotdog?
Scotty Dogg :: So we’ll go try it later yeah?
Shaniqua :: So erm, will you be peeling the skin off of your jumbo?
Scotty Dogg :: Whatever pleases you most honey.
Shaniqua :: And then can I put the meat between my puffy pink lips and chew on it?
Scotty Dogg :: Ouch…but yeah, I’m sure I’ll let you know if I enjoy watching you munch on it.
Shaniqua :: Oooooh I am so looking forward to this. Hell, why don’t we just go and get it over and done with now?
Scotty Dogg :: Okay, lets do it.
Scotty Dogg winks at Shaniqua, and they both run off giggling, where they will do funny stuff with sausages.
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SCENE FOUR
Hurricane :: Oh hey Shannon.
Moore :: Hey Shane, how’s Rosey?
Hurricane :: Oh he’s cool, I love working with S.H.Í.T.
Moore :: Yeah? You know, don’t take this the wrong way, but I find it weird talking to S.H.Í.T.
Hurricane :: Oh no, I’ve had some great laughs with my S.H.Í.T.
Moore :: Oh I can imagine, I bet you do all the fun stuff together…like training with S.H.Í.T., flying with S.H.Í.T., swimming with S.H.Í.T. etc.
Hurricane :: Oh no, S.H.Í.T is so boring in the swimming pool. He’s always a floater, if you see what I mean.
Moore :: Oh yeah, totally.
Hurricane :: Anyway dude, sorry to hear about Matt.
Moore :: Oh no, we just wasn’t meant to be.
Hurricane :: I felt he was too hard on you.
Moore :: Dude, the harder the better. It really gets my blood flowing.
Hurricane :: I prefer it when people take it slow and not so hard on me. Our relationship lasts longer and I get a much better experience. Man watch out, Matt’s coming.
Moore :: From behind me?
Hurricane :: Yeah. And I’m pretty sure he’s not the only one.
Moore :: Shane, will you please stop Matt from coming in my direction.
Hurricane :: Sure think, cit-i-zen.
Hurricane walks over to Matt Hardy.
Hurricane :: Hey Matt, how’s it going?
Matt Hardy :: Did you know that Matt Hardy Version 1 always got more candy then Jeff at Hallowe’en?
Hurricane :: Errr no I didn…
Matt Hardy :: And did you also know that WrestleMania XX can NOT go ahead without a major dose of Mattitude?
Hurricane :: I certainly didn’t know tha…
Matt Hardy :: And Matt Hardy Version 1 himself, he is a sex symbol!
Hurricane slowly backs off…only to back into Rosey, who is erect in his Rosey-pose.
Rosey :: Holy sidekick Hurricane, it’s the biggest and baddest S.H.Í.T. of them all, Rosey! No what, people, is up with that?
Hurricane :: HOLY S.H.Í.T Rosey, you scared me. Anyway, I think you’ll find it’s “whassupwitdat?!?!” Now Rosey, to the Hurricave!
Hurricane flies into the air. Rosey stands with his arms in the air, and tries to fly off too. After 10 seconds, Hurricane comes back and stares at Rosey.
Hurricane :: So…are you…coming? To the Hurricave? Or…do you wanna take the Hurricycle there?
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SCENE FIVE
Triple H :: Hey you, jobber.
Shawn Michaels turns around.
Shawn :: Jobber?
Triple H :: Yeah, you’re just like everyone else on this brand. A jobber.
Shawn :: To you…maybe.
Shawn smirks and Haitch, whilst chewing his gum, and walks off.
Triple H walks up behind Goldberg.
Triple H :: Hey you, baldy, get your ass on the floor now, I fancy a 1-2-3.
Goldberg :: You’re next…
Goldberg :: …after Coach, Al Snow, La Résistance, Cade, Jindrak, Hardy, Christian and all the SRW guys. Except for Anarchy. As he will straight out kick my ass. And yours too Haitch.
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SCENE SIX
Reaver :: Errr Matt…have you seen Mae about?
Matt :: Yeah I have, who’s asking?
Reaver :: Phew I haven’t been stood up.
Matt :: Stood up?
Reaver :: I mean. Never mind. As long as she is okay.
Matt :: Let me stress at this point that at last years Xmas Party, I was NOT enjoying Mae strip. It was written in the script by the arrogant DW (he actually said that himself :cO). (He also said that he liked naked men instead, and that he loved bondage. He asked me not to add this to the script though, so I’ll save his blushes by following his wishes)
Reaver :: But Herc…she is so…fine. Remember at the 2000 Royal Rumble? I still pause that tape and laugh as Channel 4 try to censor her succulent, delicious puppies.
Matt :: You sick little freaky bítch ass. (This is also an authentic quote too, exclusive to SRW. Although after that, he couldn’t help but admit that her pups were mighty fine. Again, I’ll prevent any embarrassment but not posting this in the script, at his request)
Reaver :: Look dude, where is she?
Matt :: Let’s just say she got wood.
Reaver :: At her age? Who’s the lucky man?
Matt :: *shakes head* *smiles at the camera* *continues to shake head*
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SCENE SEVEN
Grandprix :: Guys, I’ve got some bad news. It’s about Scotty…
Bubba :: What, has he got an STD or something?
ECW Guys :: Hahaha!
Bubba :: Get it? STD…Scotty’s old name?
Grandprix :: Erm lets not make a joke of this.
Bubba :: So he does have an STD?
Grandprix :: Not quite. He took a bite out of his own sausage. The pain was really, really phenomenal. I think he might have bitten off more then he could chew, and basically, the long object went so far down his throat that he choked.
Matt :: Hur hur, he choked on his own sausage. (Matt asked me not tell you that this has happened to him before)
Grandprix :: Yes. Shaniqua tried going down there and getting his sausage out. Scotty couldn’t get it up, and is now being treated by EMTS. I’m sorry guys, but the party is over. Clear the tables and make your wa…
Bubba :: Get the tables? D’VON! GET THE TABLES!
D’Von clears the food off the table and sets it up.
Mae Young walks in, with an ice pack on her head, and in a see through bra and a red lacy thong, which she purchased from Anne Summers.
ECW Guys :: 3D!
The Dudleyz pick Mae up and 3D her through the table.
DW :: End of partay. Hope you liked it. I was gunna post it Christmas Day, but since it is done now, I might as well post it. I struggled with the Cena rap, I hope I can be excused for that. Hope it lived up to expectation, and I really hope you enjoyed it.
Have a good Christmas, keep safe and don’t drink too much. Be careful if you go out on New Years Eve, I knew a girl called Charlene Gordon who slipped on the railway line and died at 11.50, December 31st 1999. You may have seen it in the papers. Hope you all have a nice dinner, and enjoy opening your presents.
Turn up the volume, JC’s getting arty.
I welcome you, my dawgs, to the Special Reserve Wrestling Christmas party.
We’ve got Reaver, Grandprix and the SRW crew.
Hurricane, Goldberg, WWE’s here too.
Reaver :: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the Special Reserve Wrestling Christmas party. Tonight, I promise you lots of action. Not just any old action. For the second year on the trot, Mae Young will be here. She will be joining Fabulous Moolah in some Hot…Lesbian…Action. Expect a lot of fun and action, as the SRW Christmas Parties are always eventful. Now if you don’t mind me, I’ve got to go and one find one lucky lady tonight. Yes, I have ANOTHER date.
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SCENE ONE
Grandprix :: Hey Rob, get D’Von to set the damn tables.
RVD :: TOMMY, TELL SPIKE TO TELL BUBBA TO TELL D’VON TO SET THE TABLES!
Dreamer :: SPIKE. TELL BUBBA TO TELL D’VON TO SET THE TABLES!
Spike :: BUBBA. TELL D’VON TO SET THE TABLES!
Bubba :: D’VON! GET THE TABLES!
D’Von gets the table, and sets it up behind Mae Young.
ECW Guys :: 3D!
The Dudleyz lift Mae aloft, and slam her through the table.
Moolah :: Got wood?
Spike :: Errr…Bubba…I think Grandprix wanted D’Von to SET the tables, not GET the tables!
Bubba :: Get the tables? D’VON! GET THE TABLES!
D’Von sets up another table, this time behind Moolah.
ECW Guys :: 3D!
The Dudleyz pick Moolah up and 3D her through the table.
Spike :: BUBBA! SET THE TABLES, NOT GET THE…nevermind.
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SCENE TWO
Booker T :: Hey sucka! What up dawg?
Johnny Hammer :: Tell me…you didn’t just say that!
Booker T :: Wh…
Johnny Hammer :: Please, tell me you didn’t just say that!
Booker T :: Pu…
Johnny Hammer :: IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU SAID!
Booker T :: Erm…Johnny…How’s your lips?
Johnny Hammer :: IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW MY LIPS ARE!
Rock walks up behind Johnny Hammer.
Rock :: Unless you wanna be sticking your toothbrush up your ass to brush your teeth, after I knock them so far down your throat, I suggest you shut…the hell…up! Junior.
Jericho walks up behind Rock.
Jericho :: You will never…EVER…steal my line again.
Rock :: Tha…
Jericho :: WHAT?
Rock :: Tha…
Jericho :: WHAT?
Austin walks up behind Jericho.
Rock :: Tha…
Jericho :: WH…
Austin :: WHAT?
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SCENE THREE
Scotty Dogg :: …and I stick my sausage between your buns and then let the juices flow.
Shaniqua :: Oh so that’s all I need to do to make the perfect hotdog?
Scotty Dogg :: So we’ll go try it later yeah?
Shaniqua :: So erm, will you be peeling the skin off of your jumbo?
Scotty Dogg :: Whatever pleases you most honey.
Shaniqua :: And then can I put the meat between my puffy pink lips and chew on it?
Scotty Dogg :: Ouch…but yeah, I’m sure I’ll let you know if I enjoy watching you munch on it.
Shaniqua :: Oooooh I am so looking forward to this. Hell, why don’t we just go and get it over and done with now?
Scotty Dogg :: Okay, lets do it.
Scotty Dogg winks at Shaniqua, and they both run off giggling, where they will do funny stuff with sausages.
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SCENE FOUR
Hurricane :: Oh hey Shannon.
Moore :: Hey Shane, how’s Rosey?
Hurricane :: Oh he’s cool, I love working with S.H.Í.T.
Moore :: Yeah? You know, don’t take this the wrong way, but I find it weird talking to S.H.Í.T.
Hurricane :: Oh no, I’ve had some great laughs with my S.H.Í.T.
Moore :: Oh I can imagine, I bet you do all the fun stuff together…like training with S.H.Í.T., flying with S.H.Í.T., swimming with S.H.Í.T. etc.
Hurricane :: Oh no, S.H.Í.T is so boring in the swimming pool. He’s always a floater, if you see what I mean.
Moore :: Oh yeah, totally.
Hurricane :: Anyway dude, sorry to hear about Matt.
Moore :: Oh no, we just wasn’t meant to be.
Hurricane :: I felt he was too hard on you.
Moore :: Dude, the harder the better. It really gets my blood flowing.
Hurricane :: I prefer it when people take it slow and not so hard on me. Our relationship lasts longer and I get a much better experience. Man watch out, Matt’s coming.
Moore :: From behind me?
Hurricane :: Yeah. And I’m pretty sure he’s not the only one.
Moore :: Shane, will you please stop Matt from coming in my direction.
Hurricane :: Sure think, cit-i-zen.
Hurricane walks over to Matt Hardy.
Hurricane :: Hey Matt, how’s it going?
Matt Hardy :: Did you know that Matt Hardy Version 1 always got more candy then Jeff at Hallowe’en?
Hurricane :: Errr no I didn…
Matt Hardy :: And did you also know that WrestleMania XX can NOT go ahead without a major dose of Mattitude?
Hurricane :: I certainly didn’t know tha…
Matt Hardy :: And Matt Hardy Version 1 himself, he is a sex symbol!
Hurricane slowly backs off…only to back into Rosey, who is erect in his Rosey-pose.
Rosey :: Holy sidekick Hurricane, it’s the biggest and baddest S.H.Í.T. of them all, Rosey! No what, people, is up with that?
Hurricane :: HOLY S.H.Í.T Rosey, you scared me. Anyway, I think you’ll find it’s “whassupwitdat?!?!” Now Rosey, to the Hurricave!
Hurricane flies into the air. Rosey stands with his arms in the air, and tries to fly off too. After 10 seconds, Hurricane comes back and stares at Rosey.
Hurricane :: So…are you…coming? To the Hurricave? Or…do you wanna take the Hurricycle there?
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SCENE FIVE
Triple H :: Hey you, jobber.
Shawn Michaels turns around.
Shawn :: Jobber?
Triple H :: Yeah, you’re just like everyone else on this brand. A jobber.
Shawn :: To you…maybe.
Shawn smirks and Haitch, whilst chewing his gum, and walks off.
Triple H walks up behind Goldberg.
Triple H :: Hey you, baldy, get your ass on the floor now, I fancy a 1-2-3.
Goldberg :: You’re next…
Goldberg :: …after Coach, Al Snow, La Résistance, Cade, Jindrak, Hardy, Christian and all the SRW guys. Except for Anarchy. As he will straight out kick my ass. And yours too Haitch.
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SCENE SIX
Reaver :: Errr Matt…have you seen Mae about?
Matt :: Yeah I have, who’s asking?
Reaver :: Phew I haven’t been stood up.
Matt :: Stood up?
Reaver :: I mean. Never mind. As long as she is okay.
Matt :: Let me stress at this point that at last years Xmas Party, I was NOT enjoying Mae strip. It was written in the script by the arrogant DW (he actually said that himself :cO). (He also said that he liked naked men instead, and that he loved bondage. He asked me not to add this to the script though, so I’ll save his blushes by following his wishes)
Reaver :: But Herc…she is so…fine. Remember at the 2000 Royal Rumble? I still pause that tape and laugh as Channel 4 try to censor her succulent, delicious puppies.
Matt :: You sick little freaky bítch ass. (This is also an authentic quote too, exclusive to SRW. Although after that, he couldn’t help but admit that her pups were mighty fine. Again, I’ll prevent any embarrassment but not posting this in the script, at his request)
Reaver :: Look dude, where is she?
Matt :: Let’s just say she got wood.
Reaver :: At her age? Who’s the lucky man?
Matt :: *shakes head* *smiles at the camera* *continues to shake head*
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SCENE SEVEN
Grandprix :: Guys, I’ve got some bad news. It’s about Scotty…
Bubba :: What, has he got an STD or something?
ECW Guys :: Hahaha!
Bubba :: Get it? STD…Scotty’s old name?
Grandprix :: Erm lets not make a joke of this.
Bubba :: So he does have an STD?
Grandprix :: Not quite. He took a bite out of his own sausage. The pain was really, really phenomenal. I think he might have bitten off more then he could chew, and basically, the long object went so far down his throat that he choked.
Matt :: Hur hur, he choked on his own sausage. (Matt asked me not tell you that this has happened to him before)
Grandprix :: Yes. Shaniqua tried going down there and getting his sausage out. Scotty couldn’t get it up, and is now being treated by EMTS. I’m sorry guys, but the party is over. Clear the tables and make your wa…
Bubba :: Get the tables? D’VON! GET THE TABLES!
D’Von clears the food off the table and sets it up.
Mae Young walks in, with an ice pack on her head, and in a see through bra and a red lacy thong, which she purchased from Anne Summers.
ECW Guys :: 3D!
The Dudleyz pick Mae up and 3D her through the table.
DW :: End of partay. Hope you liked it. I was gunna post it Christmas Day, but since it is done now, I might as well post it. I struggled with the Cena rap, I hope I can be excused for that. Hope it lived up to expectation, and I really hope you enjoyed it.
Have a good Christmas, keep safe and don’t drink too much. Be careful if you go out on New Years Eve, I knew a girl called Charlene Gordon who slipped on the railway line and died at 11.50, December 31st 1999. You may have seen it in the papers. Hope you all have a nice dinner, and enjoy opening your presents.
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Only you'd wanna see Hot Gary's Ass.
Anarchy was too cool for this party. He was chillin' with his homies like Kane and The Executer.
Only you'd wanna see Hot Gary's Ass.
Anarchy was too cool for this party. He was chillin' with his homies like Kane and The Executer.
Shush you. :)
Oh and good job you didn't put in that HGA between Anarchy and The Devastating Darkside Destroyer...
Oh and good job you didn't put in that HGA between Anarchy and The Devastating Darkside Destroyer...
So you're not denying deep throating your own sausage?
Man, I captured that scene perfectly then. ;c)
Man, I captured that scene perfectly then. ;c)
Grrrr, none of this would of happened if I hadn't of given you the idea. :)
Heh, anyway, that was really good, some of the scenes looked as if you were struggling with it, but the majority of it made me 'chuckle'.
Oh and, hows your lips?
Heh, anyway, that was really good, some of the scenes looked as if you were struggling with it, but the majority of it made me 'chuckle'.
Oh and, hows your lips?
Yo yo yo, this is John Cena, master of Basic Thuganomics.
Turn up the volume, JC’s getting arty.
I welcome you, my dawgs, to the Special Reserve Wrestling Christmas party.
We’ve got Reaver, Grandprix and the SRW crew.
Hurricane, Goldberg, WWE’s here too.
Reaver :: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the Special Reserve Wrestling Christmas party. Tonight, I promise you lots of action. Not just any old action. For the second year on the trot, Mae Young will be here. She will be joining Fabulous Moolah in some Hot…Lesbian…Action. Expect a lot of fun and action, as the SRW Christmas Parties are always eventful. Now if you don’t mind me, I’ve got to go and one find one lucky lady tonight. Yes, I have ANOTHER date.
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SCENE ONE
Grandprix :: Hey Rob, get D’Von to set the damn tables.
RVD :: TOMMY, TELL SPIKE TO TELL BUBBA TO TELL D’VON TO SET THE TABLES!
Dreamer :: SPIKE. TELL BUBBA TO TELL D’VON TO SET THE TABLES!
Spike :: BUBBA. TELL D’VON TO SET THE TABLES!
Bubba :: D’VON! GET THE TABLES!
D’Von gets the table, and sets it up behind Mae Young.
ECW Guys :: 3D!
The Dudleyz lift Mae aloft, and slam her through the table.
Moolah :: Got wood?
Spike :: Errr…Bubba…I think Grandprix wanted D’Von to SET the tables, not GET the tables!
Bubba :: Get the tables? D’VON! GET THE TABLES!
D’Von sets up another table, this time behind Moolah.
ECW Guys :: 3D!
The Dudleyz pick Moolah up and 3D her through the table.
Spike :: BUBBA! SET THE TABLES, NOT GET THE…nevermind.
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SCENE TWO
Booker T :: Hey sucka! What up dawg?
Johnny Hammer :: Tell me…you didn’t just say that!
Booker T :: Wh…
Johnny Hammer :: Please, tell me you didn’t just say that!
Booker T :: Pu…
Johnny Hammer :: IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU SAID!
Booker T :: Erm…Johnny…How’s your lips?
Johnny Hammer :: IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW MY LIPS ARE!
Rock walks up behind Johnny Hammer.
Rock :: Unless you wanna be sticking your toothbrush up your ass to brush your teeth, after I knock them so far down your throat, I suggest you shut…the hell…up! Junior.
Jericho walks up behind Rock.
Jericho :: You will never…EVER…steal my line again.
Rock :: Tha…
Jericho :: WHAT?
Rock :: Tha…
Jericho :: WHAT?
Austin walks up behind Jericho.
Rock :: Tha…
Jericho :: WH…
Austin :: WHAT?
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SCENE THREE
Scotty Dogg :: …and I stick my sausage between your buns and then let the juices flow.
Shaniqua :: Oh so that’s all I need to do to make the perfect hotdog?
Scotty Dogg :: So we’ll go try it later yeah?
Shaniqua :: So erm, will you be peeling the skin off of your jumbo?
Scotty Dogg :: Whatever pleases you most honey.
Shaniqua :: And then can I put the meat between my puffy pink lips and chew on it?
Scotty Dogg :: Ouch…but yeah, I’m sure I’ll let you know if I enjoy watching you munch on it.
Shaniqua :: Oooooh I am so looking forward to this. Hell, why don’t we just go and get it over and done with now?
Scotty Dogg :: Okay, lets do it.
Scotty Dogg winks at Shaniqua, and they both run off giggling, where they will do funny stuff with sausages.
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SCENE FOUR
Hurricane :: Oh hey Shannon.
Moore :: Hey Shane, how’s Rosey?
Hurricane :: Oh he’s cool, I love working with S.H.Í.T.
Moore :: Yeah? You know, don’t take this the wrong way, but I find it weird talking to S.H.Í.T.
Hurricane :: Oh no, I’ve had some great laughs with my S.H.Í.T.
Moore :: Oh I can imagine, I bet you do all the fun stuff together…like training with S.H.Í.T., flying with S.H.Í.T., swimming with S.H.Í.T. etc.
Hurricane :: Oh no, S.H.Í.T is so boring in the swimming pool. He’s always a floater, if you see what I mean.
Moore :: Oh yeah, totally.
Hurricane :: Anyway dude, sorry to hear about Matt.
Moore :: Oh no, we just wasn’t meant to be.
Hurricane :: I felt he was too hard on you.
Moore :: Dude, the harder the better. It really gets my blood flowing.
Hurricane :: I prefer it when people take it slow and not so hard on me. Our relationship lasts longer and I get a much better experience. Man watch out, Matt’s coming.
Moore :: From behind me?
Hurricane :: Yeah. And I’m pretty sure he’s not the only one.
Moore :: Shane, will you please stop Matt from coming in my direction.
Hurricane :: Sure think, cit-i-zen.
Hurricane walks over to Matt Hardy.
Hurricane :: Hey Matt, how’s it going?
Matt Hardy :: Did you know that Matt Hardy Version 1 always got more candy then Jeff at Hallowe’en?
Hurricane :: Errr no I didn…
Matt Hardy :: And did you also know that WrestleMania XX can NOT go ahead without a major dose of Mattitude?
Hurricane :: I certainly didn’t know tha…
Matt Hardy :: And Matt Hardy Version 1 himself, he is a sex symbol!
Hurricane slowly backs off…only to back into Rosey, who is erect in his Rosey-pose.
Rosey :: Holy sidekick Hurricane, it’s the biggest and baddest S.H.Í.T. of them all, Rosey! No what, people, is up with that?
Hurricane :: HOLY S.H.Í.T Rosey, you scared me. Anyway, I think you’ll find it’s “whassupwitdat?!?!” Now Rosey, to the Hurricave!
Hurricane flies into the air. Rosey stands with his arms in the air, and tries to fly off too. After 10 seconds, Hurricane comes back and stares at Rosey.
Hurricane :: So…are you…coming? To the Hurricave? Or…do you wanna take the Hurricycle there?
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SCENE FIVE
Triple H :: Hey you, jobber.
Shawn Michaels turns around.
Shawn :: Jobber?
Triple H :: Yeah, you’re just like everyone else on this brand. A jobber.
Shawn :: To you…maybe.
Shawn smirks and Haitch, whilst chewing his gum, and walks off.
Triple H walks up behind Goldberg.
Triple H :: Hey you, baldy, get your ass on the floor now, I fancy a 1-2-3.
Goldberg :: You’re next…
Goldberg :: …after Coach, Al Snow, La Résistance, Cade, Jindrak, Hardy, Christian and all the SRW guys. Except for Anarchy. As he will straight out kick my ass. And yours too Haitch.
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SCENE SIX
Reaver :: Errr Matt…have you seen Mae about?
Matt :: Yeah I have, who’s asking?
Reaver :: Phew I haven’t been stood up.
Matt :: Stood up?
Reaver :: I mean. Never mind. As long as she is okay.
Matt :: Let me stress at this point that at last years Xmas Party, I was NOT enjoying Mae strip. It was written in the script by the arrogant DW (he actually said that himself :cO). (He also said that he liked naked men instead, and that he loved bondage. He asked me not to add this to the script though, so I’ll save his blushes by following his wishes)
Reaver :: But Herc…she is so…fine. Remember at the 2000 Royal Rumble? I still pause that tape and laugh as Channel 4 try to censor her succulent, delicious puppies.
Matt :: You sick little freaky bítch ass. (This is also an authentic quote too, exclusive to SRW. Although after that, he couldn’t help but admit that her pups were mighty fine. Again, I’ll prevent any embarrassment but not posting this in the script, at his request)
Reaver :: Look dude, where is she?
Matt :: Let’s just say she got wood.
Reaver :: At her age? Who’s the lucky man?
Matt :: *shakes head* *smiles at the camera* *continues to shake head*
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SCENE SEVEN
Grandprix :: Guys, I’ve got some bad news. It’s about Scotty…
Bubba :: What, has he got an STD or something?
ECW Guys :: Hahaha!
Bubba :: Get it? STD…Scotty’s old name?
Grandprix :: Erm lets not make a joke of this.
Bubba :: So he does have an STD?
Grandprix :: Not quite. He took a bite out of his own sausage. The pain was really, really phenomenal. I think he might have bitten off more then he could chew, and basically, the long object went so far down his throat that he choked.
Matt :: Hur hur, he choked on his own sausage. (Matt asked me not tell you that this has happened to him before)
Grandprix :: Yes. Shaniqua tried going down there and getting his sausage out. Scotty couldn’t get it up, and is now being treated by EMTS. I’m sorry guys, but the party is over. Clear the tables and make your wa…
Bubba :: Get the tables? D’VON! GET THE TABLES!
D’Von clears the food off the table and sets it up.
Mae Young walks in, with an ice pack on her head, and in a see through bra and a red lacy thong, which she purchased from Anne Summers.
ECW Guys :: 3D!
The Dudleyz pick Mae up and 3D her through the table.
DW :: End of partay. Hope you liked it. I was gunna post it Christmas Day, but since it is done now, I might as well post it. I struggled with the Cena rap, I hope I can be excused for that. Hope it lived up to expectation, and I really hope you enjoyed it.
Have a good Christmas, keep safe and don’t drink too much. Be careful if you go out on New Years Eve, I knew a girl called Charlene Gordon who slipped on the railway line and died at 11.50, December 31st 1999. You may have seen it in the papers. Hope you all have a nice dinner, and enjoy opening your presents.
Turn up the volume, JC’s getting arty.
I welcome you, my dawgs, to the Special Reserve Wrestling Christmas party.
We’ve got Reaver, Grandprix and the SRW crew.
Hurricane, Goldberg, WWE’s here too.
Reaver :: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the Special Reserve Wrestling Christmas party. Tonight, I promise you lots of action. Not just any old action. For the second year on the trot, Mae Young will be here. She will be joining Fabulous Moolah in some Hot…Lesbian…Action. Expect a lot of fun and action, as the SRW Christmas Parties are always eventful. Now if you don’t mind me, I’ve got to go and one find one lucky lady tonight. Yes, I have ANOTHER date.
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SCENE ONE
Grandprix :: Hey Rob, get D’Von to set the damn tables.
RVD :: TOMMY, TELL SPIKE TO TELL BUBBA TO TELL D’VON TO SET THE TABLES!
Dreamer :: SPIKE. TELL BUBBA TO TELL D’VON TO SET THE TABLES!
Spike :: BUBBA. TELL D’VON TO SET THE TABLES!
Bubba :: D’VON! GET THE TABLES!
D’Von gets the table, and sets it up behind Mae Young.
ECW Guys :: 3D!
The Dudleyz lift Mae aloft, and slam her through the table.
Moolah :: Got wood?
Spike :: Errr…Bubba…I think Grandprix wanted D’Von to SET the tables, not GET the tables!
Bubba :: Get the tables? D’VON! GET THE TABLES!
D’Von sets up another table, this time behind Moolah.
ECW Guys :: 3D!
The Dudleyz pick Moolah up and 3D her through the table.
Spike :: BUBBA! SET THE TABLES, NOT GET THE…nevermind.
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SCENE TWO
Booker T :: Hey sucka! What up dawg?
Johnny Hammer :: Tell me…you didn’t just say that!
Booker T :: Wh…
Johnny Hammer :: Please, tell me you didn’t just say that!
Booker T :: Pu…
Johnny Hammer :: IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU SAID!
Booker T :: Erm…Johnny…How’s your lips?
Johnny Hammer :: IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW MY LIPS ARE!
Rock walks up behind Johnny Hammer.
Rock :: Unless you wanna be sticking your toothbrush up your ass to brush your teeth, after I knock them so far down your throat, I suggest you shut…the hell…up! Junior.
Jericho walks up behind Rock.
Jericho :: You will never…EVER…steal my line again.
Rock :: Tha…
Jericho :: WHAT?
Rock :: Tha…
Jericho :: WHAT?
Austin walks up behind Jericho.
Rock :: Tha…
Jericho :: WH…
Austin :: WHAT?
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SCENE THREE
Scotty Dogg :: …and I stick my sausage between your buns and then let the juices flow.
Shaniqua :: Oh so that’s all I need to do to make the perfect hotdog?
Scotty Dogg :: So we’ll go try it later yeah?
Shaniqua :: So erm, will you be peeling the skin off of your jumbo?
Scotty Dogg :: Whatever pleases you most honey.
Shaniqua :: And then can I put the meat between my puffy pink lips and chew on it?
Scotty Dogg :: Ouch…but yeah, I’m sure I’ll let you know if I enjoy watching you munch on it.
Shaniqua :: Oooooh I am so looking forward to this. Hell, why don’t we just go and get it over and done with now?
Scotty Dogg :: Okay, lets do it.
Scotty Dogg winks at Shaniqua, and they both run off giggling, where they will do funny stuff with sausages.
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SCENE FOUR
Hurricane :: Oh hey Shannon.
Moore :: Hey Shane, how’s Rosey?
Hurricane :: Oh he’s cool, I love working with S.H.Í.T.
Moore :: Yeah? You know, don’t take this the wrong way, but I find it weird talking to S.H.Í.T.
Hurricane :: Oh no, I’ve had some great laughs with my S.H.Í.T.
Moore :: Oh I can imagine, I bet you do all the fun stuff together…like training with S.H.Í.T., flying with S.H.Í.T., swimming with S.H.Í.T. etc.
Hurricane :: Oh no, S.H.Í.T is so boring in the swimming pool. He’s always a floater, if you see what I mean.
Moore :: Oh yeah, totally.
Hurricane :: Anyway dude, sorry to hear about Matt.
Moore :: Oh no, we just wasn’t meant to be.
Hurricane :: I felt he was too hard on you.
Moore :: Dude, the harder the better. It really gets my blood flowing.
Hurricane :: I prefer it when people take it slow and not so hard on me. Our relationship lasts longer and I get a much better experience. Man watch out, Matt’s coming.
Moore :: From behind me?
Hurricane :: Yeah. And I’m pretty sure he’s not the only one.
Moore :: Shane, will you please stop Matt from coming in my direction.
Hurricane :: Sure think, cit-i-zen.
Hurricane walks over to Matt Hardy.
Hurricane :: Hey Matt, how’s it going?
Matt Hardy :: Did you know that Matt Hardy Version 1 always got more candy then Jeff at Hallowe’en?
Hurricane :: Errr no I didn…
Matt Hardy :: And did you also know that WrestleMania XX can NOT go ahead without a major dose of Mattitude?
Hurricane :: I certainly didn’t know tha…
Matt Hardy :: And Matt Hardy Version 1 himself, he is a sex symbol!
Hurricane slowly backs off…only to back into Rosey, who is erect in his Rosey-pose.
Rosey :: Holy sidekick Hurricane, it’s the biggest and baddest S.H.Í.T. of them all, Rosey! No what, people, is up with that?
Hurricane :: HOLY S.H.Í.T Rosey, you scared me. Anyway, I think you’ll find it’s “whassupwitdat?!?!” Now Rosey, to the Hurricave!
Hurricane flies into the air. Rosey stands with his arms in the air, and tries to fly off too. After 10 seconds, Hurricane comes back and stares at Rosey.
Hurricane :: So…are you…coming? To the Hurricave? Or…do you wanna take the Hurricycle there?
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SCENE FIVE
Triple H :: Hey you, jobber.
Shawn Michaels turns around.
Shawn :: Jobber?
Triple H :: Yeah, you’re just like everyone else on this brand. A jobber.
Shawn :: To you…maybe.
Shawn smirks and Haitch, whilst chewing his gum, and walks off.
Triple H walks up behind Goldberg.
Triple H :: Hey you, baldy, get your ass on the floor now, I fancy a 1-2-3.
Goldberg :: You’re next…
Goldberg :: …after Coach, Al Snow, La Résistance, Cade, Jindrak, Hardy, Christian and all the SRW guys. Except for Anarchy. As he will straight out kick my ass. And yours too Haitch.
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SCENE SIX
Reaver :: Errr Matt…have you seen Mae about?
Matt :: Yeah I have, who’s asking?
Reaver :: Phew I haven’t been stood up.
Matt :: Stood up?
Reaver :: I mean. Never mind. As long as she is okay.
Matt :: Let me stress at this point that at last years Xmas Party, I was NOT enjoying Mae strip. It was written in the script by the arrogant DW (he actually said that himself :cO). (He also said that he liked naked men instead, and that he loved bondage. He asked me not to add this to the script though, so I’ll save his blushes by following his wishes)
Reaver :: But Herc…she is so…fine. Remember at the 2000 Royal Rumble? I still pause that tape and laugh as Channel 4 try to censor her succulent, delicious puppies.
Matt :: You sick little freaky bítch ass. (This is also an authentic quote too, exclusive to SRW. Although after that, he couldn’t help but admit that her pups were mighty fine. Again, I’ll prevent any embarrassment but not posting this in the script, at his request)
Reaver :: Look dude, where is she?
Matt :: Let’s just say she got wood.
Reaver :: At her age? Who’s the lucky man?
Matt :: *shakes head* *smiles at the camera* *continues to shake head*
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SCENE SEVEN
Grandprix :: Guys, I’ve got some bad news. It’s about Scotty…
Bubba :: What, has he got an STD or something?
ECW Guys :: Hahaha!
Bubba :: Get it? STD…Scotty’s old name?
Grandprix :: Erm lets not make a joke of this.
Bubba :: So he does have an STD?
Grandprix :: Not quite. He took a bite out of his own sausage. The pain was really, really phenomenal. I think he might have bitten off more then he could chew, and basically, the long object went so far down his throat that he choked.
Matt :: Hur hur, he choked on his own sausage. (Matt asked me not tell you that this has happened to him before)
Grandprix :: Yes. Shaniqua tried going down there and getting his sausage out. Scotty couldn’t get it up, and is now being treated by EMTS. I’m sorry guys, but the party is over. Clear the tables and make your wa…
Bubba :: Get the tables? D’VON! GET THE TABLES!
D’Von clears the food off the table and sets it up.
Mae Young walks in, with an ice pack on her head, and in a see through bra and a red lacy thong, which she purchased from Anne Summers.
ECW Guys :: 3D!
The Dudleyz pick Mae up and 3D her through the table.
DW :: End of partay. Hope you liked it. I was gunna post it Christmas Day, but since it is done now, I might as well post it. I struggled with the Cena rap, I hope I can be excused for that. Hope it lived up to expectation, and I really hope you enjoyed it.
Have a good Christmas, keep safe and don’t drink too much. Be careful if you go out on New Years Eve, I knew a girl called Charlene Gordon who slipped on the railway line and died at 11.50, December 31st 1999. You may have seen it in the papers. Hope you all have a nice dinner, and enjoy opening your presents.
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