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The other day, whilst strolling the red-light district for some 'late-night christmas shopping', i came across this man called, whom refer to as santa, who was trying to sell an 18inch rubber 'instrument'. I did not take him up on his offer so he ran after me waving the instrument. Luckily i got away, but i saw that he took his anger out by pummeling one of his elf-helpers to death.
> i came across this man
Really? Did you offer tissues?
> I did not take him up his
Good for you mate....