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"what is santa getting you?"

santa wont get me anything because last year, i stole one of his reindeer and sold it to the butchers for a six-pence

thewisemonkey wrote:
> gamezfreak wrote:
> i enjoy giving head to Elton John lookalikes
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> thats WRONG, gamezfreak!, you disgusting cheese thief


funny..never gets old that!

Santa is gettin me Medal of Honour:Rising Sun, Time Crisis 3, Return of the King, War of the Ring and Age of Mythology:Titans

gamezfreak wrote:
> i enjoy giving head to Elton John lookalikes




thats WRONG, gamezfreak!, you disgusting cheese thief

Paradox wrote:
> I stole a few Reindeers and made them pose in various positions for
> me.

Which is why I'm not taking Rudolf's place this year. Last year he was ill and I stepped in. And...

...:c( some ass made me pose.

Mmmmm, reindeer. I caught and spit-roasted one last year; far nicer than turkey at Christmas time.

I'm hoping to get a chainsaw, but that seems impossible. :)

I am getting a new leg this year

thewisemonkey wrote:
> i came across this man

Really? Did you offer tissues?

> I did not take him up his

Good for you mate....

Right then

im really getting parts for a pc im making.

The other day, whilst strolling the red-light district for some 'late-night christmas shopping', i came across this man called, whom refer to as santa, who was trying to sell an 18inch rubber 'instrument'. I did not take him up on his offer so he ran after me waving the instrument. Luckily i got away, but i saw that he took his anger out by pummeling one of his elf-helpers to death.

If I send you a few blank dvd-R's... could you, y'know...