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"I’ve just been scratching my balls"

Well not both of them, just the right one.

There, just wanted to see a topic with a bit of a point to it at the top of the forum rather then these “Signing in/out” things.

ßulle††™ wrote:
> You can't sneeze with your eyes open either. But you knew that.

And did you know that your entire body shuts down temporarily. Even your heart when you sneeze. I didn't.

Wouldn't a double-jointed person be able to do it?

Or a long tongued person?

You can't sneeze with your eyes open either. But you knew that.

Der Nazi wrote:
> And it's also impossible to lick your elbows. :)

After reading that I immediately had a try, and I concur, it *is* impossible. (hmmm, I wonder if Gene Simmons would be able to?)

Pandaemonium wrote:
> English_Bloke wrote:
> Well not both of them, just the right one.
>
> One of life’s great and simple pleasures.
>
> Nearly as good as having a wratch around your lug with a cotton bud.
> If you get it right, you can make your throat itch and leg twitching
> like a dog (well, me anyway)
>
> And I know that nothing smaller than your elbow should go into your
> ear………

And it's also impossible to lick your elbows. :)

English_Bloke wrote:
> Well not both of them, just the right one.

One of life’s great and simple pleasures.

Nearly as good as having a wratch around your lug with a cotton bud. If you get it right, you can make your throat itch and leg twitching like a dog (well, me anyway)

And I know that nothing smaller than your elbow should go into your ear………

English_Bloke wrote:
> EL ® ö B ì Ñ wrote:
> I expected more of you EB.
>
> Why, what ever gave you that kind of thought?

Um, your right actually :P

Na, but most of your posts are about something good and they (most of the time) have a point to them.
But scratching your balls and telling us about it, not your style EB.

Any way were you scratching then whilst sitting down?

Oh no, please don't ban me because I said something oh so slightly innuendo-ous.
Or whatever the hell the word would be.

is it?

Lawrence wrote:
> ok..maybe not....
>
>
>
> ....bet i did last night ;0)

look, swearing is not the only thing that can be banned for in these fore-rums...

ok..maybe not....



....bet i did last night ;0)