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Day One - 09:00:01: Ali (Big Brother) ushers in the new housemates.
Anyway... Does anyone have any reason, apart from the fact that I'm bound to lose, to stop me from trying?
God! Even I can do that!
(I'd rather let the wookiee do it.)
Yes... I like my arms as they are.
Actually... has anyone actually ever played Jet Set Willy?
Oh dear.
Damn those old style TVs with curved screens!
"If anyone's in the loo, I suggest you vacate immediately!"
*Grabs handle*
"Damn it's locked!"
*Hears the sound of Wookiee laughter*
"I'm left with only one option then."
*Goes into Wookiees room and pees in his goldfish bowl*