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"Ker-Azy XMas Presents."

Have you bought anyone a particulary crazy Christmas present?

I know I have... I've bought my dad a copy of Mercedes World Racing on XBox.

This thing is; he doesn't play on ANY consoles, but he is a Merc fanatic, with every car of his ever being a Merc.

Can't wait for his drunked reaction.

Well, i bought some Tea picked by smelly japanese monkeys, and my bro has got an amplifier for his guitar built into a fag packet. He doesn't smoke.

My parents are both from the country (Yorkshire and Teesdale) and they didn't think that moving to Newcastle would interfere with their farming.

They never thought of how they'd plough concrete.

Well, this is true, but don’t you know the story behind MoJo’s childhood? It involves nakedness, and living off dog hair. He’s very bitter about money.

“Money is for all the people who are gay” he once told me.

Did I make that up? Who knows.

Then again, my spolit-childness could have disillusioned me so far that reality is a spot in the distance.

Maybe.

We're just jealous. I have to sit in an office and talk to people on welfare to get my money. While yours falls in your lap.

I realise that £1000 is a fook-load.
I also realise that not very many people will every get £1000 to blow at one stage.
I also realise that I am spoilt.
I also realise I'm one hell of a lucky twát.

Personally, I don't think I should be inculted and called a 'spoilt child' everytime there is a mention of money.

£1000 IS a lot Niddle, you must admit. Hence, people who probably aren’t quite as fortunate as yourself might view it as being spoilt. That is all.

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> HálloHowArtThou wrote:
> I did say 'why am I spoilt?'
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> £1000? Hello?

Just the ticket. Bring in something completely unrelated to a topic.

Good day, Ryan.

HálloHowArtThou wrote:
> I did say 'why am I spoilt?'

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£1000? Hello?