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"Introduction To Myself..."

Hi I am new,

My real name is Bubba I am an American Shrimp farmer my friend suggested this site to me and as I dont have many friends I took his word for it and joined up. I have been shrimping in the country called Atlantic for years now, it all started when I was young nipper shrimp (thats a fisherman's joke!). I made my money by catching shrimp obviously and I went on from there, you know I cant stand the smell of fresh shrimps. I kill the damned slippery things with a tac pin and a peice of wood, great day first time I nailed the shrimp. So the next time you eat shrimp think of your old pal Bubba shrimp.

Shrimp wrote:
> Alright gal I see where your comin' from, you are a relative of that
> first shrimp I pinned. Well I swore that day I would hunt down all
> his relatives and sell them in a shrimp shop.


La la la la.Sorry my attension wondered was that supposed to be an insult.

Gámë§ Gì ® l ™ wrote:
> Shrimp wrote:
> Gámë§ Gì ® l ™ wrote:
> Here have a drink.Oh I am sorry was that supposed to be an insult
> srimp -boy seemed more like a friendly gesture.
>
>
> What the hell you on about gal, I am just a Shrimp Farmer. Wheres
> that tac pin?
>
> Small srimp small brain thats what I say.


Alright gal I see where your comin' from, you are a relative of that first shrimp I pinned. Well I swore that day I would hunt down all his relatives and sell them in a shrimp shop.

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Did you fall asleep watching Forest Gump or something?

No, really?

Shrimp wrote:
> Gámë§ Gì ® l ™ wrote:
> Here have a drink.Oh I am sorry was that supposed to be an insult
> srimp -boy seemed more like a friendly gesture.
>
>
> What the hell you on about gal, I am just a Shrimp Farmer. Wheres
> that tac pin?

Small srimp small brain thats what I say.

DW:UK wrote:
> I picture you as some fat American bird. ;c)


Is that sas?

Gámë§ Gì ® l ™ wrote:
> Here have a drink.Oh I am sorry was that supposed to be an insult
> srimp -boy seemed more like a friendly gesture.


What the hell you on about gal, I am just a Shrimp Farmer. Wheres that tac pin?

Lawrence wrote:
> Shrimp wrote:
> Nice to meet you too, you like shrimp?
>
> no..makes me wanna vomit

Yeah I feel the same about the smell of fresh shrimps, but those eyes as I reach for the tac pin, thats when I remember why I became what I am, a shrimp farmer.

Here have a drink.Oh I am sorry was that supposed to be an insult srimp -boy seemed more like a friendly gesture.

I picture you as some fat American bird. ;c)

Shrimp wrote:
> Nice to meet you too, you like shrimp?

no..makes me wanna vomit