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Choose from 4 characters (not that gaywad Mexican one, or whatever), a demolitions expert, a stealthy one, a strong one, etc. Take missions all over America whilst avoiding the army. It would have THE best intro to any game ever (the spoken word thing), and endless quotes ("Sucka!", "Foo'!"). You could even get a "I love it when a plan comes together." when you complete a mission! Admit it, it's a scientific fact that this would be the best game in the whole wide world. I'm sure they've done some crappy attempt on the Atari or some other last-gen machine - but a newer version would rock!
Remember The Dukes of Hazzard, Starsky & Hutch and Knight Rider games? All naff. I suppose if a decent developer made a good game out of the franchise instead of creating a weak title to cash-in on the name to lure in the fans, we could be in business, though would this ever happen? Nope.
Manimal could be good, though The Fall Guy would rule; controlling a virtual Lee Majors as he drives around in his big brown truck chasing baddies and being a stuntman.
One day someone will get the chance and make it so.
Maybe me.
If I was rich I would make it so.
Not the game...but the next best thing! Foo'
Choose from 4 characters (not that gaywad Mexican one, or whatever), a demolitions expert, a stealthy one, a strong one, etc. Take missions all over America whilst avoiding the army. It would have THE best intro to any game ever (the spoken word thing), and endless quotes ("Sucka!", "Foo'!"). You could even get a "I love it when a plan comes together." when you complete a mission! Admit it, it's a scientific fact that this would be the best game in the whole wide world. I'm sure they've done some crappy attempt on the Atari or some other last-gen machine - but a newer version would rock!