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Choose from 4 characters (not that gaywad Mexican one, or whatever), a demolitions expert, a stealthy one, a strong one, etc. Take missions all over America whilst avoiding the army. It would have THE best intro to any game ever (the spoken word thing), and endless quotes ("Sucka!", "Foo'!"). You could even get a "I love it when a plan comes together." when you complete a mission! Admit it, it's a scientific fact that this would be the best game in the whole wide world. I'm sure they've done some crappy attempt on the Atari or some other last-gen machine - but a newer version would rock!
.....actually i watched an episode the other day, and i can honestly say its still as cheesy as ever
'Screech!' 'Vrooooom!''roooooarr!' Thats the sound of helluva tuff, Mr.T in his hella' fas**t van, driving around the s**treets of Norwich!
yes, thats right theres a new hero around and he aint taken no sh*t.
Tramp-humpers inc. proudly presents 'True Crime - Streets of Norwich....Staring Mr.T'
*240 sq miles of Norwich to drive around, bus**ting peoples' balls!
*Voice provided by the real Mr.T
*Soundtrack provided by the French, A-Team Jazz band, 'PityThaFoo'
*special moves include; garotting people with B.A's hella heavy gold chains, throwing evil-doers with his s**trong arms and many more!
* You don't s**teal cars in this game (Mr.T dont s**teal cars Fool!), you make them! Yes in true A-Team fashion you can make your own 'war-vehicles' outta scrap metal, wheels, watering cans.....whatever you can get hold of!
* Non-linear gameplay.
example;
Mr.T is cruisin tha s**treets of Norwich, when he hears from his radio that all-time arch-nemasis, Gary Coleman is spiking the childrens' milk with helluva bad drugs at their youth hos**tel. Mr.T is angered by this because he, of all people knows how important milk is, so he gets outta his black van and approaches the hos**tel. This is where you can get Gary Coleman anyway you want. Think of this game as the Mr.T version of Deus Ex. You can either get back in your van, and ram into the building, running Coleman over, sneak into the backdoor and s**trangle Coleman with your jewellry,or you can run in, guns firing everywhere and shoot that little milking-spiking foo!
Mikelar is incorrect.
but look at Starsky and Hutch...
*cries*
that is all.
gAy-Team.
I ain't gettin on no plane, fool
They would need to make it great or Mr T would kick some badass around.
But which developer would do the best job?
are you referring to face? he was the james bond of the a-team.
But I suppose, like Gary Coleman's appearance in Postal 2, it would be endorsed by Mr. T, so people like me would go out and buy it regardless.