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"The Poll. It has nothing to do with bears, I assure you."

Right. Here it is.

If you had to choose between Christmas and getting £800, which would you prefer?

Good day.

well, wiping your ass with a real bear may prove to be not only difficult, but a potentially life threatening practise.

you're a better man than me for trying though.

Who said anything about a teddy bear?

yeah, you could get a pretty good teddy bear for £60, which once torn up, would make an effective alternative to toilet paper.

I take £800 then buy a bear and walk around asking people's general opinions on my latest purchace.
Bears are retro now, you see. They're cool again! Hurrah, too long have The Poll(s) been lacking in ursine goodliness.

cookie monster wrote:
> Maybe if he used £1 notes.

there ain't no such thing, and using coins would be quite frankly a messy affair. your best bet would be five pound notes, but even then you're only looking at a couple of good wipes

ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> you'd never wipe your ass effectively with £60

Maybe if he used £1 notes.

you'd never wipe your ass effectively with £60

£60 worth of badly wrapped presents or £800?

I think I'd go for £800.

yeah, every morning after taking a dump, I wipe my ass with £800.

some days it takes £900, but usually it's £800

:D

Gámë§ Gì ® l ™ wrote:
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> Look in x-mas you can get over £800 worth out of presents.

You do maybe. i certainly don't and never did. its a ludicrous amount of money to spend on one day.

Oh and I'll take the 800 please Bob and I'm 21.