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Just write whatever u think is funny that u've seen on Family Guy....Enjoy!
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Man - "Well Mr. Griffin where do you see yourself in 10 years?"
Peter's Mind - "Don't say doing your wife. Don't say doing your wife."
Peter - "Doing your ... son?"
Peter's Mind - "Don't say doing your wife. Don't say doing your wife."
Peter - "Doing your ... son?"
"Think of it as banging a drum really slowly; except the drums a chick."
"Hey could somebody fluff Paul? Hes a wind-sock thing goin' on."
"Are you trying to p|ss-off the volcano?"
"Hey could somebody fluff Paul? Hes a wind-sock thing goin' on."
"Are you trying to p|ss-off the volcano?"
**woman lying in bed**
Woman - Quagmire what do you do for a living?
Quagmire walks in wearing his dressing gown - Hey I've got a question for you! Why are you still here?
Woman - Quagmire what do you do for a living?
Quagmire walks in wearing his dressing gown - Hey I've got a question for you! Why are you still here?
Correction on previous quote :
Louis - Don't worry Meg, I sent them around a little present that'll scr them for life
Quagmire - Hey good looking, how old are you?
Cheer Leader - 16
Quagmire - 18 huh? Your first!
Cheer Leader - Muuuuuum!
Quagmire - I like where this is going!
Louis - Don't worry Meg, I sent them around a little present that'll scr them for life
Quagmire - Hey good looking, how old are you?
Cheer Leader - 16
Quagmire - 18 huh? Your first!
Cheer Leader - Muuuuuum!
Quagmire - I like where this is going!
Louis - Don't worry Meg, I sent them around a little present that'll scr them for life
Quagmire - Hey good looking, how old are you?
Cheer Leader - 16
Quagmire - 18? Your first!
Cheer Leader - Muuuuuum!
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Louis - You see Meg I'm like an Eagle. Beautifull to look at but if you mess with my chicks then I'll rip your f **cooker bings** ing eyes out! Oh look the cookies are ready.
Quagmire - Hey good looking, how old are you?
Cheer Leader - 16
Quagmire - 18? Your first!
Cheer Leader - Muuuuuum!
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Louis - You see Meg I'm like an Eagle. Beautifull to look at but if you mess with my chicks then I'll rip your f **cooker bings** ing eyes out! Oh look the cookies are ready.
"Whats the president doing in this casket? We'll tell you right after the break!"
Teachers molesting children...with crackpot stories."
Teachers molesting children...with crackpot stories."
Stewie - I'm absolutely ka ka for crack!
"Bring me Peter Pan!"
"Channel 6 does not hold any responsibility for children being burned, stabbed, maimed or molested while on the show."
"A man in a pirate suit stabbed me in the ear when I was 5, and then again when I was 30."
"Next to the creams, god I hate saying that word."
"I gave your daddy some cream for his hemorrhoids, they were like tiny little balloons and the stung him unmercifully. They hurt so bad he had to apply the cream in his car with a sock."
"Alllllllllriiiiiiiiiiiiight!"
"Dear diary, jackpot."(After finding a chair leader tied up in a bathroom.)
"Channel 6 does not hold any responsibility for children being burned, stabbed, maimed or molested while on the show."
"A man in a pirate suit stabbed me in the ear when I was 5, and then again when I was 30."
"Next to the creams, god I hate saying that word."
"I gave your daddy some cream for his hemorrhoids, they were like tiny little balloons and the stung him unmercifully. They hurt so bad he had to apply the cream in his car with a sock."
"Alllllllllriiiiiiiiiiiiight!"
"Dear diary, jackpot."(After finding a chair leader tied up in a bathroom.)
Not sure if this entirely right :
Meg - There's my son Stewie.
Woman - You have a baby? But you're only a baby yourself
*nudges husband*
Woman - Give the little skank a tip.
Meg - There's my son Stewie.
Woman - You have a baby? But you're only a baby yourself
*nudges husband*
Woman - Give the little skank a tip.
Peter - To you Louis may be worth a million dollars but to me she's worthless!
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