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Peter: I wonder if they'll accept string......Excuse me, do u accept string as payment?
Man at Counter: Dont you read the sign, *points back at sign*
Sign: Do Not Accept String As Payment.
Peter : "aww Jeez, did someone open the Ark of the Covenant?"
Man: D-
Peter: -OT
Both: DOT
Man: P-
Peter: -OT
Both: POT.
Peter: could u slow down a bit...
Man: F-
Peter: -AT
Man: FAT
Peter: Hey, that's enough! *Peter hits man*
and that's the story on hurricane Belinda"
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Death's Mum - Put on your sun screen!
Death - I don't have any skin Mum!
Death's Mum - That's because you didn't eat your beans!
Librarian: certainly, we have "Everybody poops"....?
Peter: ...nooo..
Librarian: ok, well there's the less popular "nobody poops but you"?
Peter: no, y'see...we're... we're catholic
Librarian: ah then you'll want "you're a NAUGHTY child and that's concentrated evil coming out the back of you"
"Hi, want some chewing gum"
"Yeah, thanks!"
"HA HA, that's joke chewing gum, now you're addicted to heroin!"
*shakes*
"I feel cold"
*Flashback of childhood*
Child Peter - "Why did the dinosaurs die out?"
Guide - "Because you touch yourself at night"
*Peter looks sad*
Peter - Hey Chris what's wrong with your leg? OHHH!??! **gasps as he realises that's not his leg**