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"They must have put something in the water!"

Birmingham.

Home to not only one of the worst accents ever...but virtually every single guy is around 4ft tall!!

Christ, I'm 5'7 in my big girl boots and I felt like a giant!!

Are you from Birmingham??
Are you a shortarse too??

Quit the game store over a year ago darling. Never been out into Brummy land before this weekend either.

And 5'3" + 4" heels (For me, thats alot) = 5'7"

Mystique wrote:
> Birmingham.
>
> Home to not only one of the worst accents ever...but virtually every
> single guy is around 4ft tall!!

Are you sure that's not just the geeks who come into your video game store? Maybe years without natural light mutates them somehow...

Btw, why didn't you notice this earlier... haven't you been in Birmingham for years?


> Christ, I'm 5'7 in my big girl boots and I felt like a giant!!

5'7" on the "girl scale" = wearing boots, reading the ruler at an angle, adding a little bit for comfort's sake... so that'd be 5'1"?


Sonic

Mystique wrote:
> big girl boots

*Squints*

Oh. Boots.
*Disappointed*

Ahh Chumpsford.
Burberry capital of the world.

Chelmsford is a bit of a midget-town too, but it's nowhere near Birmingham.

Living in such a **** area makes people want to sleep on their heads.

...

Oh, how I wish I could make a joke that's actually funny.

Birmingham.

Home to not only one of the worst accents ever...but virtually every single guy is around 4ft tall!!

Christ, I'm 5'7 in my big girl boots and I felt like a giant!!

Are you from Birmingham??
Are you a shortarse too??