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"Because I’m just THIS manly"

I may look like a girl, but I think I’m manly enough to pull it off. And I don’t really care anyway, now my skin feels so smooth.

So tonight I’m now going to watch a movie, “The Guru”, and drink a bottle of red wine. What are you all up to?

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Timmargh wrote:
> Fenrir wrote:
> Timmargh wrote:
> Rhoobarb, Clifford, Odie, Blue ...
>
> Never heard of any of em except the last one. From Blue's Clues,
> yes?
> Gotta run - cereal then bed :)
>
> Rhoobarb and Custard.
> Clifford the big red dog.
> Odie from the Garfield cartoon strip.

Oh dear. I know them all :(

Timmargh wrote:
> Fenrir wrote:
> ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> If I want crap from you, I'll squeeze your head :D
>
> Bah, you got me there too. Sly copper.
>
> He's not the copper 'round here ...

Eh?

monkey_man wrote:
> He's just making up the gay quota on the force. For every 1000
> recruits they have to have 100 bummers. They obviously only had 99
> this year and English_bloke drew the short straw.

Yeah, that's what I've been told.

That's why my cuffs are pink and fluffy and why my baton vibrates...but I'm not aloud to tell anyone.

Oops.

... and this thread has finally decelerated.

He's just making up the gay quota on the force. For every 1000 recruits they have to have 100 bummers. They obviously only had 99 this year and English_bloke drew the short straw.

English_Bloke wrote:
> Mystique wrote:
> Poof
>
> There you go, that's the kind of thing that will get me going. Now
> put this football shirt on and turn around.
****

Ohhh Kinky

English_Bloke wrote:
> There you go, that's the kind of thing that will get me going. Now
> put this football shirt on and turn around.

You tart.

English, that is.

That's it - this thread now has zero masculinity ... except for me.

Mystique wrote:
> Poof

There you go, that's the kind of thing that will get me going. Now put this football shirt on and turn around.

Poof