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"No one likes me :'("

Or at least no one that i deliver papers to. I have recieved a grand total of feck all of Christmas tips, compared to my freinds getting £30+.

*thinks up revenge plan*

How the hell am I supposed to know what sort'a time you do a paper round? I'm too lazy. :)

I don't do the morning rounds anymore... And even when i did i got up at 7.

DW wrote:
> Aoe wrote:
> I'm actually writing them now... Kinda... I'm deciding what to put
> in
> them (the writing). Any ideas?
>
> "Give me a fecking tip. Now. Ungreatful tarts."

Or 'I have to wake up at 5AM to get you your paper on time. Pay me now, or eat sh*t and die'.

EL ® ö B ì Ñ wrote:
> ill give you a tip;
>
> Give the people you deliever papers to a christmas card, then next
> week see if the tips start rolling in.

damn straight!
buy a cheapo bunch of cards and whack one in each paper, then just sit back and watch the tips roll in!!
and quite right too! i used to do a paper round and people forget that we had to be up at 5am and out in all weathers 364 days a year!! *bitter* :)

Aoe wrote:
> I'm actually writing them now... Kinda... I'm deciding what to put in
> them (the writing). Any ideas?

"Give me a fecking tip. Now. Ungreatful tarts."

I'm actually writing them now... Kinda... I'm deciding what to put in them (the writing). Any ideas?

ill give you a tip;

Give the people you deliever papers to a christmas card, then next week see if the tips start rolling in.

morbo wrote:
> what!! you have to tip the little bustard who brings my free paper!!
> get a real job!!!

I deliver real papers. Not the free kind.

morbo wrote:
> what!! you have to tip the little bustard who brings my free paper!!
> get a real job!!!

I deliver free papers I am not a bustard! I earn about £15 a week. No need for tipping. But a generous donation will be nice to be made to the CGJ fund?!

hey im talking to u guys