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"The Greatest Question Ever Asked IV"

Ok, probably not the 4th one, but what the hell. Sort of inspired by Ms NY's thread, this is a question I thought to myself many years ago, and it's stuck in my head since.
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You wake up one morning, and discover every human being has disappeared. Everything thing is in tact, and as it was. Apart from the fact everybody's disappeared that is.
So. What's the first thing(s) you do? In order. Lets say 3 at max.
Oh, and we'll just say you've woken up whereever you wanted to be, to skip the pointless arguments of "Ah, but how would you get to Italy if you don't know how to fly a plane?". Unless part of it was sailing a huge yacht to whereever.

Go go go.

Says the brazen hussy who suggested coitobalnism with EB!

Notorious Biggles wrote:
> I agree Trish, I hate the restraint of clothes that you put on...

Lol, cheeky!

I agree Trish, I hate the restraint of clothes that you put on...

Azul wrote:

> You wake up one morning, and discover every human being has
> disappeared. Everything thing is in tact, and as it was. Apart from
> the fact everybody's disappeared that is.
> So. What's the first thing(s) you do? In order. Lets say 3 at max.

Oki doki.

1. Rip off my clothes (its a nice warm day for arguements' sake) because I hate the restraints of clothes humans have put on themselves!

2. I'd go for a dip in the ocean, preferably somewhere scenic (something i can't normally do because of my illness which is conveniently gone when i woke up)

3. I'd find myself a convertible and give myself some driving lessons whilst taking in the countryside.

first thing I'd do is smash everything (reasonably brittle) up in the vicinity of the house with the baseball bat and a fit of rage, including cars. Then, i'd trot down the road to the nearby cul-de-sac, steal the supra in it by breaking into the owner's house and fishing out the keys, then bomb it down the Motorway. Hmm, i'd have to FIND the motorway first. not dirving yet, you see.

I would drive my stolen F1 car into town, and fill the somehow never-ending boot with games, music, food and drink. I would then proceed to the nearest cinema, where I would unscrew one of the screens, take the projector, and drive off.

I would seek the biggest and best house in the whole of England. Maybe Buckingham Palace to make me feel special. I would then taker up residance, and plug in the tv, and start to play my games, listne to music, eat and drink.

As for the little bring back people device, I would bring my girlfriend, and we would make love for endless hours in trafalguer square, downing street, and many other places of high importance.

Then when I got bored, I would kill myself.

Tra la la

- I would go to tescos
- Then i would eat some food
- Then i would go to the RAF camp and steal one of the planes. then fly all over the place without being shot down this time.

go to Marks & Spencers and take a leak in the pocket of one of their jackets.

... then go see what interesting stuff had been handed in at the local police station... :)

I would go to my nearest ferarri dealer and driver around in ferarris for ages, um i don't know what else.

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