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"Finally, I can clear up the PPV mess..."

It doesn't look too good.

Sky have said that Armageddon and Royal Rumble are just two of the PPVs that aren't going to be shown. Apparantly, none of the special PPVs (RR, WM, SS and SS) are going to be shown from now on. I'd imagine they would at least put XX on Sky Box Office.

This is where it gets worse.

Sky have stated that they are in the process of creating a 'Premiership Plus' style system; £70-£80 for all the WWE PPVs. It'll be like a season ticket.

Sky; come kiss my ass. Whoever's idea this is, is quite frankly a tart.

DW; boycotting all Sky WWE events, be it RAW, Smackdown or PPVs.

Yeah...Cena's raps rule...Kurt's was pretty funny too :D

Well...in America they have to pay for all of them...so think yourself lucky...or sommat like that.

Haha, it was so good. But yet, so put-on, which dissapointed me.

(Well, Cena made it look good, the other guy was like "Yea, shut up and let me get paid for this.)

Little guy: Man, Cena.. your stuff's is wack.
You're just a white boy, who thinks he's black.
You ain't the real deal..
You need to take yourself down to the shelter to get yourself a free meal..
And what's the deal with this Word Life..
You're just a poor white boy.. with no wife.
Aww Cena.. don't cry and pout..
*stutter* Kurt Angle's gonna make you tap out!

Cena: Yo. That freestyle was wack. I couldn't wait for it to end.
I got no wife.. but you got a boyfriend.
What you goin' do.. tryna battle with me..
Rip you in front of your crew.. like, "it didn't happen to me"
The difference is, I'm real.. and you're phony..
My style's phat.. like saragusa. Tony. Yo, what you gon' do.. you can't hurt me..
A threat from both sides of the plate, like Eddie Murray..
Don't worry..
I get straight up in yo' face..
It's John Cena.. bout to blow the roof off the place!
It's No Mercy.. so don't worry.. I'm dirty.. I bleed you till you're burgandy what
Yo, you can't hurt me..
I physically murder Gs..
Yo, it's absurd to me.. you can't see this with telescopic lenses..
I'm crazy like 20 inch rims on them Benz's..
You don't think I can rap? You callin' me black? Wassup wit' dat?
Yo, I teach you straight how to act..
Yo, this is ill.. this is John Cena's committee..
You're from Baltimore.. but I straight run the city..
Down an' gritty..
Yo it's time to get dirty..
Wave ya hands up.. I don't care if you're 4 or 30..
what's up!
Yo.. that's right! That's right, baby!
Cause I'm ill, like a sick metaphor.. got the crowd chantin' Cena like they want some more!
Yo, hand in front of mah face.. you can't see me..
You probably heard me rippin' MCs on 92.3!
That's right.. hold up ya hands, wave 'em high..
That was a nice diss.. but it was a wack ass try.
You can't fly with me!
C-E-N-A..
It's a freestyle rap, baby, we don't play!
I come off the dome, like every day..
Come at you from both sides, like lesbian 3-ways!
What up! What up. What.. What! Representin'!

Remember that? :cD

:cD I haven't heard it yet.

DW wrote:

You suck at DJing.
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Below the belt that ya coont!

You suck at DJing.

I under-estimated the Guerreros..
I dunno what to say, bro..
Those dudes are better at cheating.. than Ben Affleck is wit' J-Lo!
I ain't got the US Title.. but I didn't lose any steam!
Screw Ted Turner and the Braves! I'm America's team!
John Cena's more American.. than silicone stripper!
Leavin' cats, dead in their tracks, from heart attacks.. like John Ritter.
And next week.. John Cena fulfils his patriotic duty..
I'll be higher than hippies at 420.. watching a Cheech and Chong movie..
And I'm an American THUG! Standin' on toppa' this buildin'..
I'm leavin' all opposition dead.. like Saddam Hussein's children!
WORD LIFE!

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Virtuoso wrote:
> Helen is my weekend name, thank you very much.

Sally is mine. And Ant's. And Shaneo's. :cD

Helen is my weekend name, thank you very much.