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"I'm bored - so here's a joke"

A blonde girl and a blonde guy are sitting in a bar when the blonde girl notices something strange about one of the blonde guys loafers.

She says: "excuse me mate, I’m not being funny or anything, but why does one of your loafers have an embroidered 'L' on it and the other have a 'R'?"

They guy smiles, puts down his drink and replies: "Well, I’m a little thick you see. So, to save myself any confusion the one with the 'R' on it is for my Right foot and the one with the 'L' on it is for my Left foot, do you see?"

"Cor blimey", exclaims the girl…"so, that must be why my knickers have 'C' and 'A' on them!"

A woman is standing naked in her room looking into her mirror.
She asks her boyfriend..."What do you think I go go to the fancy dress party as?"
He replies...

"Pull your pisss flaps over your head and go as a sugarpuff"




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...mmmmmmmm I'll be leaving now..

Might as well join in.

How do you know a blonde is about to say something intelligent?

She starts the sentence with, "A man once told me..."

Ah yes, that makes sense.

S'pose so- two of the science teachers at my school are blondes wth PHD's. I suppose this stuff came from London and Essex, which are renowned as areas full of idiots and blondes.

I say renowned, I mean stereotyped.

Some blondes are clever.

Icarus wrote:
> LOL, these jokes are funny, though I don't know where the initial idea
> that blondes were dumb originated from?

Reality?

LOL, these jokes are funny, though I don't know where the initial idea that blondes were dumb originated from?

How do you know a blonde has been in a car?
The handbrake is wet.

How do you know a blonde has been using Microsoft word?
The monitor of the PC is covered with tippex.

Two blondes are driving down International Drive in Florida, they see a sign that says, "Disneyland Left" so they turn around and drive home.


Three blonde women are on an island and they come across a lantern. They rub it and a genie comes out and offers them one wish each. The first woman says, "I was I was ginger" so she becomes ginger and swims across the water to the mainland. The second woman goes one up and says, "I was I was a brunette" so the becomes a brunette, makes a raft and sails across the water to the mainland. The third woman thinks carefully and finally says, "I wish I was a man" and walks across the bridge to the mainland.

No-no, “day” is also Quantoenplazmetarian for “lick”, and you don’t know what I have been doing today – oh I give up.