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"Uncle English_Bloke"

That’s right. My sister had the baby a while back as some of you may remember. Well, here are a couple of pictures of the little tyke.

He shuts up screaming whenever I hold him - he does start farting a lot mind.

http://chezstephens.no-ip.org/(SPACE) english_bloke/110_1092%20(Small).JPG

http://chezstephens.no-ip.org/(SPACE) english_bloke/110_1090%20(Small).JPG

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> "It's just a baby" the stone faced MoJo replies.

YES! Exactly!

Babies are not cute. They are fat ugly little things. I don’t really trust myself to hold him much either.

I declare you officially 'old'.

*dons judges wig*

*bangs hammer three times*

MoJo, I recently received a wobbly headed MoJoJoJo model in my cereal, would you like me to send you it?

Can I have your pool table?

Please?

I can't hold children, I just don't trust myself. Especially when some girl throws them in your face.

"Look at him! He's so cute!" they declare.

"It's just a baby" the stone faced MoJo replies.

But under the picture of the axe it has written, "Big Chopper", and I would then have to arrest you for deception.

You look younger

Eighteen and a half, maybe.

I like your T-shirt

Get me one?

19

English Bloke looks muchly young.

How old are you sir?

Who is Robbert.

And what the hell is an Em-er-dale?