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He's in hospital, on a ventillator, after breaking a collar bone, ribs and a vertebra during an accident with a quad bike.
Hold on, quad bike? The guy stumbles around his house without lifting his feet up higher than two inches, he can't hold a coherent sentence together for love nor money, and he has annoying children. What's he doing on a quad bike? I'm not saying I hate Ozzy, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with quad bikes, I'm just saying the two do not mix. And that was obvious. It's like the drummer from Def Leppard. Drumming? Fine. One armed men? Fine. One armed drummers? No! It doesn't work!
So what's Ozzy's next stunt? Bungee jumping? A gig atop the Eiffel Tower? Tightrope walking in slippers?
Hold on, quad bike? The guy stumbles around his house without lifting his feet up higher than two inches, he can't hold a coherent sentence together for love nor money, and he has annoying children. What's he doing on a quad bike? I'm not saying I hate Ozzy, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with quad bikes, I'm just saying the two do not mix. And that was obvious. It's like the drummer from Def Leppard. Drumming? Fine. One armed men? Fine. One armed drummers? No! It doesn't work!
So what's Ozzy's next stunt? Bungee jumping? A gig atop the Eiffel Tower? Tightrope walking in slippers?
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English_Bloke wrote:
> Here is an advert as to why we should go back to olden times. When
> women drivers had to have a male walking 20m in front of their
> vehicle waving two red flags.
I hope that's 20 miles and not metres. It would be an extremely brave male to 'walk' that close to any car I drove.
> Here is an advert as to why we should go back to olden times. When
> women drivers had to have a male walking 20m in front of their
> vehicle waving two red flags.
I hope that's 20 miles and not metres. It would be an extremely brave male to 'walk' that close to any car I drove.
Have you heard how this is ironic. Well, the accident came on the same day the Government released new legislation concerning Quad Biking in the countryside.
I do not know whether to laugh or sigh with sympathy!
I mean the whole family are pretty looney and many people must of been wishing much pain to the man after producing that ghastly song with his daughter!
But ... How did he even get on the thing. One minute the man is jumping on stage, diving off the side into his pool and on a quad bike - when in the house he is shaking with his head bowed concentrating on what foot to move next!
I mean the whole family are pretty looney and many people must of been wishing much pain to the man after producing that ghastly song with his daughter!
But ... How did he even get on the thing. One minute the man is jumping on stage, diving off the side into his pool and on a quad bike - when in the house he is shaking with his head bowed concentrating on what foot to move next!
Rik Mayall from Bottom fell off a quadbike a few years ago and buggered himself up didnt he.
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I was a girl, not a woman. There's a difference. :p
Ms NY wrote:
> Then
> again another time whilst accidently messing around with the clutch
> and revving the accelerator thingy hard, then releasing the clutch.
> Did a wheely and tipped over. Woops! Both times damaged my back! :s
Here is an advert as to why we should go back to olden times. When women drivers had to have a male walking 20m in front of their vehicle waving two red flags.
> Then
> again another time whilst accidently messing around with the clutch
> and revving the accelerator thingy hard, then releasing the clutch.
> Did a wheely and tipped over. Woops! Both times damaged my back! :s
Here is an advert as to why we should go back to olden times. When women drivers had to have a male walking 20m in front of their vehicle waving two red flags.
Icarus wrote:
> Heh heh, how could you fall off a quad bike, you're virtually sitting
> down!
Hard to believe indeed. But I fell off one riding up a hill. Then again another time whilst accidently messing around with the clutch and revving the accelerator thingy hard, then releasing the clutch. Did a wheely and tipped over. Woops! Both times damaged my back! :s
> Heh heh, how could you fall off a quad bike, you're virtually sitting
> down!
Hard to believe indeed. But I fell off one riding up a hill. Then again another time whilst accidently messing around with the clutch and revving the accelerator thingy hard, then releasing the clutch. Did a wheely and tipped over. Woops! Both times damaged my back! :s
The drummer from def leppard modified his kit to allow him to play as normal, I give him praise for being able to do that.
But back ot Ozzy, find it odd he went on one as you mention he isn't exactly physically capable to control it.
They are easy to lose control of and crash, especially the larger ones. Remember going on them and watching a friend let the clutch out too quickly and the front wheels jumped into the air and then fell backwards onto him.
But back ot Ozzy, find it odd he went on one as you mention he isn't exactly physically capable to control it.
They are easy to lose control of and crash, especially the larger ones. Remember going on them and watching a friend let the clutch out too quickly and the front wheels jumped into the air and then fell backwards onto him.
Blank wrote:
1:The guy stumbles around his house without lifting his feet up higher than two inches.
2:He can't hold a coherent sentence together for love nor money
3:He has annoying children.
What's he doing on a quad bike?
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Suicide?
1:The guy stumbles around his house without lifting his feet up higher than two inches.
2:He can't hold a coherent sentence together for love nor money
3:He has annoying children.
What's he doing on a quad bike?
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Suicide?
Icarus wrote:
> Heh heh, how could you fall off a quad bike, you're virtually sitting
> down!
You'd be surprised.
They can reach up to 100mph y'know.
I fell off one when I was in North Scotland once. They're hard to control when you're going fast, especially on natural terrain (bumpy ground + bouncy tyres + speed = vertical velocity).
Aah, memories.
> Heh heh, how could you fall off a quad bike, you're virtually sitting
> down!
You'd be surprised.
They can reach up to 100mph y'know.
I fell off one when I was in North Scotland once. They're hard to control when you're going fast, especially on natural terrain (bumpy ground + bouncy tyres + speed = vertical velocity).
Aah, memories.
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