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"Ozzy the pillock."

He's in hospital, on a ventillator, after breaking a collar bone, ribs and a vertebra during an accident with a quad bike.

Hold on, quad bike? The guy stumbles around his house without lifting his feet up higher than two inches, he can't hold a coherent sentence together for love nor money, and he has annoying children. What's he doing on a quad bike? I'm not saying I hate Ozzy, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with quad bikes, I'm just saying the two do not mix. And that was obvious. It's like the drummer from Def Leppard. Drumming? Fine. One armed men? Fine. One armed drummers? No! It doesn't work!

So what's Ozzy's next stunt? Bungee jumping? A gig atop the Eiffel Tower? Tightrope walking in slippers?

monkey_man wrote:
> I thought the Osbourne's was all set up? Like an act, or something?
> He doesn't gibber like that all the time, just when the camers are on
> him.

But he does act like that all the time.

AliBoy wrote:
> The drummer from def leppard modified his kit to allow him to play as
> normal, I give him praise for being able to do that.

No, I don't think you quite understand.

He has one arm.

Drummers need both arms and both legs. No matter how the drumkit is modified, he can't play it properly. He could never hit two drums at once without using a leg, which would be in use for pedals if he was any good. It's a physical impossibility to play drums well with one arm. Just listen to a Def Leppard track, the drums are very slow and boring, like an 8 year old on his first kit.

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> I went on a quad bike when I was 6. Yes, 6. I was crap at riding bikes
> back then, nevermind things with engines. Needless to say, I wasn't
> very good on it.

Most people are crap at everything when they're 6.

Der Nazi wrote:
> Emperor Xerxes wrote:
> R.I.P. Ozzy.
>
> He's not dead, you pillock. Just injured.

Trust me. He IS dead.






Hitler.

Emperor Xerxes wrote:
> R.I.P. Ozzy.

He's not dead, you pillock. Just injured.

R.I.P. Ozzy.

I went on a quad bike when I was 6. Yes, 6. I was crap at riding bikes back then, nevermind things with engines. Needless to say, I wasn't very good on it.

monkey_man wrote:
> maybe it's the God of rock's punishment for selling out?

*Cowers*
He is a vengeful God.

monkey_man wrote:
> I thought the Osbourne's was all set up? Like an act, or something?

yup. when i found that out it affected my view of 'the osbournes' greatly, in a negative fashion...

I thought the Osbourne's was all set up? Like an act, or something? He doesn't gibber like that all the time, just when the camers are on him. Ah well, he's lasted longer than anyone ever thought he would - maybe it's the God of rock's punishment for selling out?