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"'What's Going On Here?' A Topic Of Toothbrushes"

So I am about to go and brush my teeth, but before I do that I need to go and find a new one.

You ask why?

Well, the one I have at the moment is past its time which at the moment has been about a week. Very poor.

I think it's the way I brush, I'm not sure. How do you brush, paddys?

Whats happened is the lower left side, or the whole of the left side, has expanded out making it look demented on one side. Surely I cannot brush with this, well it doesnt work as well.

This has happened with every Toothbrush I have had lately, and they don't last long AT ALL.

I tried an Electric Toothbrush once. How rubbish are they! Seriously, I have never used such a rubbish bunch of sex toy before. You just hold it there and it goes BUZZZZZ BUZZZZZ BUZZZZ and I'm like "Is this cleaning or what?!?" Then after my mouth doesn't feel clean, I don't feel I've brushed properly and I switch back to the manual.

All those ones with complex heads and all that aswell, rubbish. Just get a standard one and get on with it you Jackie Chan's.

Party poppers are not allowed to be sold to under 18's.

Therefore I will not be aiming any at YOUR FACE.

Sure kid, come, join the lovefest.

Can I join this party?

Thank you Kelly.

Thats love right there.

Ok.

*Ahem*



Yes.

Can you please answer my question about my Toothbrush.

Maybe you should have let nature take it's course and turn into a laydee. Then you'd have boobs.
But you don't
Now you're sad too.

Yes please, I'll take one of them. Only in exchange for my Kelly Slater's Pro Surfer.

Not really, I got rid of that five months ago.

I felt like my name was turning like Kellys, into a girls.

I was.
Then I got sacked for walking on the grass outside the White House.
Apparently there was a sign telling me not to.
So they sacked me.
Now I'm sad.


Big Issue darling?

You can't be made President of the world.

Duh.

This is THE best post EVER.

I demand this man be made president of the world.