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I'm also listening to Men At Work's 'Land Down Under'.
Oh it's all love around here.
Since I have been away I have got rich, played with myself and danced the bonga naked in my room saying "I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER!"
Anyway, games.
CAN'T YOU HEAR, CAN'T YOU HEAR THE THUNDER?
Yeah games, a nice way to relax when not at work or listening to the Men At Work. Been caught in the over-load of Cube games for Christmas these last few months and had games games games games to play. You see, once it's out, no matter how many other games I've got to play, I'll want to buy and play the new one.
So got Rebel Strike like yesterday thanks to a GAD and today I have done all the missions. Ok, not got Gold on them all or BEST EVER (on a few though) but got all the missions done. Most stuff unlocked bla bla bla.
Games these days are short.
I remember when I used to sit around and play Rastan all day and I didn't complete this for months. Actually, I don't think I EVER completed it. Oh, actually I did. It was a combined effort of me and my Father one Sunday afternoon. When we done it we'd be like WOOOOOOOOOOO!
Now I sit down and I'm playing and damn its fun, but its short. I think it's partially down to challenge, don't you think?
One level in Rebel Strike is the worst ever for what I just said. I'm on a Platform and I have to use my newly aquired Jedi skills (press A button) to get on this other Platform which has these sniper guys on. The level is smaller then a house in The Sims and the shortness of it is just terrible.
Here's a Walkthrough for you SR:
'Stupid Stupid, Very Very Short Level Walkthrough For Rebel Strike'
*enter stupid text picture here which I spent 78 hours on*
1. Kill guards on you're platform, all two of them.
2. Jump to other platform, kill guards, all two of them.
3. Watch/Skip video clip.
4. Jump to other platform, kill guards, all two of them.
5. Jump to big platform.
6. Watch/Skip video clip.
7. Kill dead still 'I won't put up a fight' sniper guys.
8. Watch/skip video clip.
Done.
The games pretty good apart from that though. And also the fact it is alot more easier then Rogue Leader but I prefer it because its more fun to play.
Wow, this has gone from me listening to Men At Work to me talking about Star Wars. Aren't I the homosexual in the relationship.
So basically the Cube rush is there. I've got Soul Calibur 2, F-Zero GX, Viewtiful Joe, SSX 3, Mario Kart: Double Dash and Rebel Strike already and now I don't get any games for Christmas. Not that I need anymore. Jesus, I hardly have time to play them, jesus.
All those games are great by the way. But still, they are all pretty short and not very challenging. I've been hearing "OHHHHH F-Zero is hard" and "Viewtiful Joe OMG IT'S TOUGH!" but no, it's not really. Some of Viewtiful Joe is pretty tough but once you know what you are doing it's easy. And that game is over way to quickly. Mario Kart's single player mode is very short, but Multiplayer is where it rules. Whats with the crappy shortness and lack of challenge in these games huh?
I want 1080 but then thats supposed to be mega short, but I still want it. £40, for something I know won't last long etc. Am I stupid?
On the GameBoy Advance, pfffft re-make, re-make, re-make snorrrrrre. Give me some original material for that handheld please! It's just sitting there waiting for some. If it's not a re-make its a stupid RPG rubbish thing where you just press 'A' to complete the game constantly.
All these games which I am saying are short and stuff but you'll all come screaming back at me saying "ohhhhh but you haven't unlocked this" and "you haven't got gold (or something) on that". Well why can't someone just make a decent one player mode for the sad lonely gamer I am which will make me happy?!? HUH?!? No going back to do stuff to get fastest times and all that stupidity, thats all good when you've got someone competeting with you but not alone. Only decent single player things are those stupid RPG's which are A, A, A, A, A, A, A.....1000000000 A's later....done.
And Christmas next year, what's going to be going on with gaming then? The consoles we have now are all going to be in rocking chairs and everyones going to be looking forward to the new age consoles. Nintendo, Sony, Microsoft, they are all giving up on new thinking for the next year on consoles as they will be looking at their new stuff. Leaving me, the gamer, with more rubbish short games rushed out to keep me, the general buying public, happy. It's like 1080, I'll buy that, even though I'm a sucker for doing so. Prime example.
It's amazing what you do when you're home alone, waiting for someone to come home, crapping yourself isn't it?!?
I was just sitting here while I was writing this and some door slammed outside. Thought it was Mum, no it wasn't, one min later I heard the door do something downstairs. Me = getting ready to wash my pants tommorow morning. Hold on, I'm not wearing pants, oh yeah.
Oh thats the Mum, I'm cold and I'm getting dressed to answer the door. It was fun being alone and naked, being scared, alone, naked. Sorry to stain your memory.
I hope you'll wish me luck in finding my true love.
Farewell.
Oh it's all love around here.
Since I have been away I have got rich, played with myself and danced the bonga naked in my room saying "I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER!"
Anyway, games.
CAN'T YOU HEAR, CAN'T YOU HEAR THE THUNDER?
Yeah games, a nice way to relax when not at work or listening to the Men At Work. Been caught in the over-load of Cube games for Christmas these last few months and had games games games games to play. You see, once it's out, no matter how many other games I've got to play, I'll want to buy and play the new one.
So got Rebel Strike like yesterday thanks to a GAD and today I have done all the missions. Ok, not got Gold on them all or BEST EVER (on a few though) but got all the missions done. Most stuff unlocked bla bla bla.
Games these days are short.
I remember when I used to sit around and play Rastan all day and I didn't complete this for months. Actually, I don't think I EVER completed it. Oh, actually I did. It was a combined effort of me and my Father one Sunday afternoon. When we done it we'd be like WOOOOOOOOOOO!
Now I sit down and I'm playing and damn its fun, but its short. I think it's partially down to challenge, don't you think?
One level in Rebel Strike is the worst ever for what I just said. I'm on a Platform and I have to use my newly aquired Jedi skills (press A button) to get on this other Platform which has these sniper guys on. The level is smaller then a house in The Sims and the shortness of it is just terrible.
Here's a Walkthrough for you SR:
'Stupid Stupid, Very Very Short Level Walkthrough For Rebel Strike'
*enter stupid text picture here which I spent 78 hours on*
1. Kill guards on you're platform, all two of them.
2. Jump to other platform, kill guards, all two of them.
3. Watch/Skip video clip.
4. Jump to other platform, kill guards, all two of them.
5. Jump to big platform.
6. Watch/Skip video clip.
7. Kill dead still 'I won't put up a fight' sniper guys.
8. Watch/skip video clip.
Done.
The games pretty good apart from that though. And also the fact it is alot more easier then Rogue Leader but I prefer it because its more fun to play.
Wow, this has gone from me listening to Men At Work to me talking about Star Wars. Aren't I the homosexual in the relationship.
So basically the Cube rush is there. I've got Soul Calibur 2, F-Zero GX, Viewtiful Joe, SSX 3, Mario Kart: Double Dash and Rebel Strike already and now I don't get any games for Christmas. Not that I need anymore. Jesus, I hardly have time to play them, jesus.
All those games are great by the way. But still, they are all pretty short and not very challenging. I've been hearing "OHHHHH F-Zero is hard" and "Viewtiful Joe OMG IT'S TOUGH!" but no, it's not really. Some of Viewtiful Joe is pretty tough but once you know what you are doing it's easy. And that game is over way to quickly. Mario Kart's single player mode is very short, but Multiplayer is where it rules. Whats with the crappy shortness and lack of challenge in these games huh?
I want 1080 but then thats supposed to be mega short, but I still want it. £40, for something I know won't last long etc. Am I stupid?
On the GameBoy Advance, pfffft re-make, re-make, re-make snorrrrrre. Give me some original material for that handheld please! It's just sitting there waiting for some. If it's not a re-make its a stupid RPG rubbish thing where you just press 'A' to complete the game constantly.
All these games which I am saying are short and stuff but you'll all come screaming back at me saying "ohhhhh but you haven't unlocked this" and "you haven't got gold (or something) on that". Well why can't someone just make a decent one player mode for the sad lonely gamer I am which will make me happy?!? HUH?!? No going back to do stuff to get fastest times and all that stupidity, thats all good when you've got someone competeting with you but not alone. Only decent single player things are those stupid RPG's which are A, A, A, A, A, A, A.....1000000000 A's later....done.
And Christmas next year, what's going to be going on with gaming then? The consoles we have now are all going to be in rocking chairs and everyones going to be looking forward to the new age consoles. Nintendo, Sony, Microsoft, they are all giving up on new thinking for the next year on consoles as they will be looking at their new stuff. Leaving me, the gamer, with more rubbish short games rushed out to keep me, the general buying public, happy. It's like 1080, I'll buy that, even though I'm a sucker for doing so. Prime example.
It's amazing what you do when you're home alone, waiting for someone to come home, crapping yourself isn't it?!?
I was just sitting here while I was writing this and some door slammed outside. Thought it was Mum, no it wasn't, one min later I heard the door do something downstairs. Me = getting ready to wash my pants tommorow morning. Hold on, I'm not wearing pants, oh yeah.
Oh thats the Mum, I'm cold and I'm getting dressed to answer the door. It was fun being alone and naked, being scared, alone, naked. Sorry to stain your memory.
I hope you'll wish me luck in finding my true love.
Farewell.
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Being naked is fun.
kukabuka wrote:
> i m alone and naked wann chat too
Weirdo!
> i m alone and naked wann chat too
Weirdo!
i m alone and naked wann chat too
Take off your pants and jacket...
Pants?
TAKE OFF THOSE PANTS, and DANCE to MEN AT WORK
TAKE OFF THOSE PANTS, and DANCE to MEN AT WORK
Monkey_With_Attitude wrote:
> Show the world I am more then just a skinny man in pants.
I thought you were naked?
Whatever.
> Show the world I am more then just a skinny man in pants.
I thought you were naked?
Whatever.
Thats it.
I'm going to brush my teeth and if there isn't nothing to do I'm going to write some more pap about something else, somewhere else.
I am not tired.
And I've got skinner.
And I was skinny before.
Maybe these could be a starting point of a new Revolution of me typing anything that comes out my brain whenever. No more sitting back just reading. I must spew. Express. Show the world I am more then just a skinny man in pants.
I'm going to brush my teeth and if there isn't nothing to do I'm going to write some more pap about something else, somewhere else.
I am not tired.
And I've got skinner.
And I was skinny before.
Maybe these could be a starting point of a new Revolution of me typing anything that comes out my brain whenever. No more sitting back just reading. I must spew. Express. Show the world I am more then just a skinny man in pants.
Oh they are on.
Half of them anyway.
Muhehe
Half of them anyway.
Muhehe
Monkey_Fellow_Testicles is a hero of mine.
That was pure jean-ious, Monkey_with_fellows
The Men at work song is probably the greatest ever.
naked-ness = greatness.
The Men at work song is probably the greatest ever.
naked-ness = greatness.
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