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“AAAAAAA! AAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAA! I THINK I’M CUTE, I KNOW I’M SEXY….” HBK’s music plays, again! Looks like he’s coming back out here, he’s sure been a busy man tonight; I wonder what he has to say this time. HBK gets in the ring and grabs a microphone.
“Well, well, well, looks like I’m back out here again!”
The crowd cheers, they love seeing HBK out here!
“Last time I was out here, telling that loser Y2J to shut the hell up…I forgot to address one person…one sore loser…you all know who I’m talking about…Stone Cold Steve Austin! You see Austin…you’re the kind of person, who can’t accept defeat…someone will beat you, fair and square, 1, 2, 3! And yet you still come out next week, challenging me to another match but this time you try and get some help from your B!TCH3S! If I have to whoop their ass's too then fine, so be it, I accept your challenge!”
The crowd goes wild! They can’t wait to see DoA vs HBK but everyone’s gone silent…they want to know who HBK’s team mates will be!
“Now, I’ve been approached by some particular people who told me that they want to kick some DoA ass! So, ladies and gentlemen, I introduce to you, my first partner…KURT ANGLE!!!”
“Kurt Angle’s music plays” He steps out from under the titatron and the crowd cheers for him! Earlier on tonight, he came out here with Edge and DoA had to interfere, lets see what happened there.
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Edge (RM18) gradually starts to make his way up, just as Steve Austin (Jae) is picking up Kurt Angle (Grandprix) for a stunner. Edge is on his knees now and grabs the steel chair that Angle dropped from Austin’s beating. Austin kicks Angle in the mid section and goes for the stunner, but he realises that Edge had the steel chair in his hands and swing for him, but Austin dodges out of the way, but Edge still catches his left elbow.
Stone Cold Steve Austin (Jae) now leaves the ring, walks backwards up the ramp, clutching his left elbow, and away from ringside. Electron (Tazz) and The Rat (allardini) have both rolled out the ring now, but both are still down from the chair shot on the out side of the ring.
Edge (RM18) and Kurt Angle (Grandprix) are now standing face to face in the middle of the ring. Edge decides to hold his hand out for friendship. * The crowd look puzzled! * Angle decides to accept the offer and both shake hands in the middle of the ring. * The crowd sort of cheers! * As they only think they only think Angle has joined Edge not the other way round. The two leave together but no one really knows why.
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We still haven’t found out why they did that, maybe we’ll find out tonight!
“Oh and HBK’s second team mate is…EDGE!”
“YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME…” Edge’s (RM18) music plays and the crowd cheers once again! They love this guy; he walks down to the ring and gives Kurt Angle (Grandprix) and HBK (Lipe) a hand shake.
“Also…I know a certain someone who wants to whoop a certain DoA member, that person is…The Jackal!”
“The Jackal’s music plays” The Jackal (RM18) steps out, the crowd goes wild! He is the hardcore champion and he wants some serious revenge on Krusher (Lipe), lets recap on what happened at Break-Down.
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Both men drag themselves towards the water fountain…I wonder why they always go there? The Jackal (RM18) gets up first, kicks Batista (Figo) in the gut and nails a DDT! Nice move from Jackal there. Both men are extremely tired and it shows on their faces. They are both taking very long to stand up but it’s the Jackal who is up first, bloody face and all! He picks Batista (Figo) up…puts his head in between his legs…JACKAL KNIFE POWERBOMB! THROUGH THE WATER FOUNTAIN! OH DEAR LORD! BATISTA JUST WENT STRAIGHT THROUGH THAT STONE WATER FOUNTAIN! This is sick…the Jackal (RM18) practically falls on Batista (Figo) and the ref makes the count…
1!
2!
3!
The Jackal (RM18) wins it! He’s successfully defended his hardcore belt! There’s nothing left of the fountain, it’s just pieces of rock. Amazing impact with that Jackal Knife Powerbomb! Batista (Figo) isn’t even moving and the Jackal (RM18) can barely stand. The ref holds him up and raises his arm. Great, FAIR match, just like Reaver (Ant) wanted and I think we can all see why!
The Jackal (RM18) is a bloody mess but he’s victorious! The Jackal (RM18) slowly starts walking back towards the arena…CLOTHESLINE! WHAT THE HELL!? The Jackal (RM18) just got clotheslined…but by who?! It’s…Krusher (Lipe)! What the hell does he want?! He has no business here! He’s picking up Batista (Figo) who’s practically unconscious…POWERBOMB! POWERBOMB! Oh that’s just sick! DAMN HIM TO HELL! Krusher (Lipe) has given another powerbomb to Batista (Figo) and he’s still not finished! He picks the Jackal (RM18) up…CHOKESLAM! CHOKESLAM! WHAT IS THIS GUY’S PROBLEM! The Jackal (RM18) is finished. He seems to be unconscious too! Krusher (Lipe) picks Batista (Figo) up by the face with one hand and the Jackal (RM18) with the other…he looks into the camera…and shouts
“YOU THINK YOU CAN HAVE A STREET FIGHT WITHOUT ME? HOW DARE YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! I AM THE KING OF STREET FIGHTS! AND NOW I WILL STRIP YOU – JACKAL OF THAT TITLE! I WILL PROVE TO YOU ALL TO NEVER P**S ME OFF! AND BATISTA, IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT INTERFERING IN MY BUSINESS I WILL FINISH YOU OFF…FOR GOOD!”
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Well as you can see, The Jackal (RM18) and Krusher (Lipe) are not happy men. All four men stand in the ring but there’s one missing, a fifth man, I wonder who it is. HBK is giving his microphone to The Jackal, looks like he wants to say a few words.
“Oh, Krusher, you said if I was in this match then you would be in it, so that’s why I’m here, so you better be in DoA’s corner so I can give you a preview of the whooping I’m gonna give you in our title match!”
The Jackal (RM18) hands the mic back to HBK (Lipe)
“Well, as you can see, this team will EASILY beat DoA!”
Kurt Angle (Grandprix), Edge (RM18) and The Jackal (RM18) both nod their heads in agreement.
“Oh wait, I know what you guys are thinking, your thinking, where’s our fifth man? Well, that’s top secret and when the time comes, you’ll all find out who he is…so DoA, the question is…are you ready to lose next week?
“HBK’s music plays” All four men leave the ring…what a team this is…Shawn Michaels (Lipe) the greatest legend of all time, Edge (RM18) one of the best wrestlers in the business today, Kurt Angle (Grandprix) the Olympic gold medallist and the hardcore champion, The Jackal (RM18) but who is the fifth member? Well, tune in next week to find out! Whoever he is, DoA have a tough match ahead of them.
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Well, that's my promo addressing Austin's challenge. I tried to refresh our memories on a couple of feuds since it has been a while.
Thanks for reading,
Lipe
“Well, well, well, looks like I’m back out here again!”
The crowd cheers, they love seeing HBK out here!
“Last time I was out here, telling that loser Y2J to shut the hell up…I forgot to address one person…one sore loser…you all know who I’m talking about…Stone Cold Steve Austin! You see Austin…you’re the kind of person, who can’t accept defeat…someone will beat you, fair and square, 1, 2, 3! And yet you still come out next week, challenging me to another match but this time you try and get some help from your B!TCH3S! If I have to whoop their ass's too then fine, so be it, I accept your challenge!”
The crowd goes wild! They can’t wait to see DoA vs HBK but everyone’s gone silent…they want to know who HBK’s team mates will be!
“Now, I’ve been approached by some particular people who told me that they want to kick some DoA ass! So, ladies and gentlemen, I introduce to you, my first partner…KURT ANGLE!!!”
“Kurt Angle’s music plays” He steps out from under the titatron and the crowd cheers for him! Earlier on tonight, he came out here with Edge and DoA had to interfere, lets see what happened there.
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Edge (RM18) gradually starts to make his way up, just as Steve Austin (Jae) is picking up Kurt Angle (Grandprix) for a stunner. Edge is on his knees now and grabs the steel chair that Angle dropped from Austin’s beating. Austin kicks Angle in the mid section and goes for the stunner, but he realises that Edge had the steel chair in his hands and swing for him, but Austin dodges out of the way, but Edge still catches his left elbow.
Stone Cold Steve Austin (Jae) now leaves the ring, walks backwards up the ramp, clutching his left elbow, and away from ringside. Electron (Tazz) and The Rat (allardini) have both rolled out the ring now, but both are still down from the chair shot on the out side of the ring.
Edge (RM18) and Kurt Angle (Grandprix) are now standing face to face in the middle of the ring. Edge decides to hold his hand out for friendship. * The crowd look puzzled! * Angle decides to accept the offer and both shake hands in the middle of the ring. * The crowd sort of cheers! * As they only think they only think Angle has joined Edge not the other way round. The two leave together but no one really knows why.
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We still haven’t found out why they did that, maybe we’ll find out tonight!
“Oh and HBK’s second team mate is…EDGE!”
“YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME…” Edge’s (RM18) music plays and the crowd cheers once again! They love this guy; he walks down to the ring and gives Kurt Angle (Grandprix) and HBK (Lipe) a hand shake.
“Also…I know a certain someone who wants to whoop a certain DoA member, that person is…The Jackal!”
“The Jackal’s music plays” The Jackal (RM18) steps out, the crowd goes wild! He is the hardcore champion and he wants some serious revenge on Krusher (Lipe), lets recap on what happened at Break-Down.
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Both men drag themselves towards the water fountain…I wonder why they always go there? The Jackal (RM18) gets up first, kicks Batista (Figo) in the gut and nails a DDT! Nice move from Jackal there. Both men are extremely tired and it shows on their faces. They are both taking very long to stand up but it’s the Jackal who is up first, bloody face and all! He picks Batista (Figo) up…puts his head in between his legs…JACKAL KNIFE POWERBOMB! THROUGH THE WATER FOUNTAIN! OH DEAR LORD! BATISTA JUST WENT STRAIGHT THROUGH THAT STONE WATER FOUNTAIN! This is sick…the Jackal (RM18) practically falls on Batista (Figo) and the ref makes the count…
1!
2!
3!
The Jackal (RM18) wins it! He’s successfully defended his hardcore belt! There’s nothing left of the fountain, it’s just pieces of rock. Amazing impact with that Jackal Knife Powerbomb! Batista (Figo) isn’t even moving and the Jackal (RM18) can barely stand. The ref holds him up and raises his arm. Great, FAIR match, just like Reaver (Ant) wanted and I think we can all see why!
The Jackal (RM18) is a bloody mess but he’s victorious! The Jackal (RM18) slowly starts walking back towards the arena…CLOTHESLINE! WHAT THE HELL!? The Jackal (RM18) just got clotheslined…but by who?! It’s…Krusher (Lipe)! What the hell does he want?! He has no business here! He’s picking up Batista (Figo) who’s practically unconscious…POWERBOMB! POWERBOMB! Oh that’s just sick! DAMN HIM TO HELL! Krusher (Lipe) has given another powerbomb to Batista (Figo) and he’s still not finished! He picks the Jackal (RM18) up…CHOKESLAM! CHOKESLAM! WHAT IS THIS GUY’S PROBLEM! The Jackal (RM18) is finished. He seems to be unconscious too! Krusher (Lipe) picks Batista (Figo) up by the face with one hand and the Jackal (RM18) with the other…he looks into the camera…and shouts
“YOU THINK YOU CAN HAVE A STREET FIGHT WITHOUT ME? HOW DARE YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! I AM THE KING OF STREET FIGHTS! AND NOW I WILL STRIP YOU – JACKAL OF THAT TITLE! I WILL PROVE TO YOU ALL TO NEVER P**S ME OFF! AND BATISTA, IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT INTERFERING IN MY BUSINESS I WILL FINISH YOU OFF…FOR GOOD!”
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Well as you can see, The Jackal (RM18) and Krusher (Lipe) are not happy men. All four men stand in the ring but there’s one missing, a fifth man, I wonder who it is. HBK is giving his microphone to The Jackal, looks like he wants to say a few words.
“Oh, Krusher, you said if I was in this match then you would be in it, so that’s why I’m here, so you better be in DoA’s corner so I can give you a preview of the whooping I’m gonna give you in our title match!”
The Jackal (RM18) hands the mic back to HBK (Lipe)
“Well, as you can see, this team will EASILY beat DoA!”
Kurt Angle (Grandprix), Edge (RM18) and The Jackal (RM18) both nod their heads in agreement.
“Oh wait, I know what you guys are thinking, your thinking, where’s our fifth man? Well, that’s top secret and when the time comes, you’ll all find out who he is…so DoA, the question is…are you ready to lose next week?
“HBK’s music plays” All four men leave the ring…what a team this is…Shawn Michaels (Lipe) the greatest legend of all time, Edge (RM18) one of the best wrestlers in the business today, Kurt Angle (Grandprix) the Olympic gold medallist and the hardcore champion, The Jackal (RM18) but who is the fifth member? Well, tune in next week to find out! Whoever he is, DoA have a tough match ahead of them.
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Well, that's my promo addressing Austin's challenge. I tried to refresh our memories on a couple of feuds since it has been a while.
Thanks for reading,
Lipe
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Doubt it...I mean Austin is better than Stone Edge and HBK beat Austin so...
Erm. No. We'll see... In fact, I might have an idea for a new stipulation... Heh... :D
*Gets to work on new promo*
*Gets to work on new promo*
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