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Here's a few to give you some ideas :
"You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Sh**. And Jack just left town."
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
"You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma. "
"If nobody comes down here and buys a car in the next hour, I'm gonna club this baby seal. That's right. I'm gonna club this seal to make a better deal. You know I'll do it, to, cause I'm crazy."
"Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs and Forced Into Weight Loss Programs---all next week on Town Talk!"
"If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya."
> "what's this???"
> "a cocktail - you asked for a cocktail"
> "No, I asked you to get me a refreshing drink, wasn't expecting
> a f***** rainforest - you could fall in love with an orangutan in
> that"
AHA!
Hehe.
Ahh, noooo, aahhh!
It's sucking my will to live!
"a cocktail - you asked for a cocktail"
"No, I asked you to get me a refreshing drink, wasn't expecting a f***** rainforest - you could fall in love with an orangutan in that"
"It's my Bren gun"
"What's this? A traffic warden!"
"I fu**ing hate traffic wardens!"
*punches traffic warden*
Ahh, Lock Stock....
Here's a few to give you some ideas :
"You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Sh**. And Jack just left town."
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
"You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma. "
"If nobody comes down here and buys a car in the next hour, I'm gonna club this baby seal. That's right. I'm gonna club this seal to make a better deal. You know I'll do it, to, cause I'm crazy."
"Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs and Forced Into Weight Loss Programs---all next week on Town Talk!"
"If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya."