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Fairly Self Explanatory.

Here's a few to give you some ideas :

"You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Sh**. And Jack just left town."

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

"You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma. "

"If nobody comes down here and buys a car in the next hour, I'm gonna club this baby seal. That's right. I'm gonna club this seal to make a better deal. You know I'll do it, to, cause I'm crazy."

"Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs and Forced Into Weight Loss Programs---all next week on Town Talk!"

"If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya."

"You scratched my car!!!"
"Where?"
"Right there!"
"OH... That was already there."
"You---LIAR! You know what I am going to do about this?"
"what?"
"Nothing! Because if I take it to small claims court, it will just drain 8 hours out of my life and you probably won't show up and even if I got the judgment you'd just stiff me anyway; so what I am going to do is p*ss and moan like an impotent jerk, and then bend over and take it up the tailpipe!"
"You've been here before haven't ya?"

"Who throws a shoe?"

"I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake ....."

Cyclone wrote:
> I AM NOT A COMITEE!!

And I'm not in you...

Thank God.

I AM NOT A COMITEE!!

"I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die as you discuss the invasion in a comitee"

ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> It's not from a film, it's from Denis Learys 'no cure for cancer'
> tour. but :
>
> "Let me get this straight. Young depressed kids are going to
> the shop and buying heavy metal records, then going home to listen to
> the heavy metal records, and blowing their heads off with shotguns?

I'd give you some info behind that but I doubt anyone cares.

Haha.

Something I read somewhere, probably off a porn site.

*cough*

Or some site heavily linked to one at least

'In a recent survey, 73% of people thought people were too rude, and 23% said f**k off'

Oh the mirth.

And a film quote;

Oh no, whos trying to kill you Mr Doughnut man?
I don't know but they better not!
OH NO!
RHE RHE RHE RHE RHE RHE RHE!

I love that film so much.

It's not from a film, it's from Denis Learys 'no cure for cancer' tour. but :

"Let me get this straight. Young depressed kids are going to the shop and buying heavy metal records, then going home to listen to the heavy metal records, and blowing their heads off with shotguns? Where's the problem? It's called natural selection, it's bottom of the f***** food chain. We should be putting more subliminal messages on those records - 'kill the band, kill your parents, then kill yourself ......... make sure you get your whole head in front of the shotgun ..... thank - you'

"Seems expensive"

"Seems? Well this SEEMS to be a waste of my time, that is 900 nicker in any shop you're lucky enough to find one in and you're arguing over 100 pounds. What school of finance did you study? It's a deal, it's a steal, it's sale of the F****** century! In fact, F*** it Nick, I think I'll keep it"

"Alright Alright, keep your Alans on...Here's a ton"

"Jesus Christ, you could choke a dozen donkeys on that. What do you do when your not buying stereos Nick, finance revelolutions? And your arguing over 1 hundred pounds."

"1 hundred pounds is still 1 hundred pounds"

"Not when the price is 200 it's not and certainly not when you got Liberia's defecit(sp) in your skyrocket. Tighter than a duck's butt you are. Now let me feel the fibre of your fabric."


Not bad from memory. I love Lock stock.