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*The Story so Far*
Well, there isn’t really one. AJ and Gerrid were going around, mainly being gay - I think Memo and Nash get involved somewhere, seckually of course.
Oh, and they’re looking for whoever kidnapped Tony and Rasta and IB, but he’s back now (looking none the worse).
Soo .. let’s continue.
***EPISODE 3: FFF’s Random Late-Night Thought-Processes***
The front door opened and out peered a rather ugly fella, Kyz.
AJ cleared his throat, “Excuse me, sir.” Said he, holding up a cat by the tail. The cat is dead, very much so, with bits hanging out. “Does this belong to you?”
gerrid does his flies up.
“Nossir,” the Kyz says.
“Ah, good.” the AJ clips on a tie and gerrid hands him a dripping breifcase. AJ clears his throat again. “Excuse me, sir,” says he, “Are you, as a fine upstanding gentleman of the community, interested in some beastily necrophilia? You get a free domonstration.”
“Errr ..” the Kyz says.
“FANTASTIC!” Bellows the AJ. “Let us begin!”
gerrid undoes his flies.
**
The pair emerge from the house, the cat looking a little more bedraggled.
The Kyz looks profoundly confused at everything, but got a badge, so is happy.
On the doorstep stands and unlikely pair - that of the Nash and the Memo. Seeing AJ and gerrid, Nash quickly hides a squirrel behind his back. Memo does his flies up, catching something.
What follows is a West Side Story-alike staring competition, each pair moving in time with the music (which Lil Ginge is beating out from the garage roof).
The AJ stares, “This be our patch,” says he.
The Nash stares, “Well, we be stealing it from you.” says he. “Our customer service is better, and our animals only freshly loosened.”
The AJ stares. “We’ve the experience,” says he. “And that’s what matters.”
As a rather lame attempt to make this more interesting, a house blows up down the road. The smell of old Science text-books wafts down the road.
The AJ stares, “Come gerrid,” says he, “Let us investigate!”
gerrid, followed closely behind by Memo and Kyz, steps out from the house, wiping his face.
“Yessir.” says he. The pair sprint down the road.
The other pair stay with Kyz, now intrigued by their produce.
Ginge does something funny, like falling off the roof or break-dancing with a rooster - you can make your own minds up.
The exploded house (yes, that again) belonged to none other than the Rev. Snuggly, the very same who had married Memo and Nash in the last episode.
AJ and gerrid skid to a halt outside his front door and knock. After several minutes and a badger they realised the door has been blown several hundred yards away from the house and continue on.
At the rubble-sight, having nothing to knock on, and nobody to sell anything to their talents were exhausted. So they decide to continue their investigation.
“Excuse me Rev,” says either one of them (it’s like one of those create-your-own-story books! Woo!) “Could you stroke this?”
The comdically blackened Snuggly does so.
“Very good! Now, tell us - what were you blowing in your house?”
“Well ... (so many possible answers) ... I was testing my new exploding årse-burgers! Too much nitro, not enough lube, you see.”
“AH!” Said pb. God knows where he came from.
“Ah!” said gerrid, “I know what this means!”
“What?”
“It means that Snuggly kidnapped Tony for his evil experiments to rule the world. But Tony resisted with his super mind-powers!”
AJ stands on the rubble, staring moodily into the sunset. The dying rays twinkle on his strong, wistful eyes as he speaks. And everyone knows, in the last precious moments of the day, these are to be his greatest words.
“No, gerrid. No it doesn’t.”
“Yoink!” Said Snuggly, and stole gerrid’s nose.
**END**
sorrah.
Well, there isn’t really one. AJ and Gerrid were going around, mainly being gay - I think Memo and Nash get involved somewhere, seckually of course.
Oh, and they’re looking for whoever kidnapped Tony and Rasta and IB, but he’s back now (looking none the worse).
Soo .. let’s continue.
***EPISODE 3: FFF’s Random Late-Night Thought-Processes***
The front door opened and out peered a rather ugly fella, Kyz.
AJ cleared his throat, “Excuse me, sir.” Said he, holding up a cat by the tail. The cat is dead, very much so, with bits hanging out. “Does this belong to you?”
gerrid does his flies up.
“Nossir,” the Kyz says.
“Ah, good.” the AJ clips on a tie and gerrid hands him a dripping breifcase. AJ clears his throat again. “Excuse me, sir,” says he, “Are you, as a fine upstanding gentleman of the community, interested in some beastily necrophilia? You get a free domonstration.”
“Errr ..” the Kyz says.
“FANTASTIC!” Bellows the AJ. “Let us begin!”
gerrid undoes his flies.
**
The pair emerge from the house, the cat looking a little more bedraggled.
The Kyz looks profoundly confused at everything, but got a badge, so is happy.
On the doorstep stands and unlikely pair - that of the Nash and the Memo. Seeing AJ and gerrid, Nash quickly hides a squirrel behind his back. Memo does his flies up, catching something.
What follows is a West Side Story-alike staring competition, each pair moving in time with the music (which Lil Ginge is beating out from the garage roof).
The AJ stares, “This be our patch,” says he.
The Nash stares, “Well, we be stealing it from you.” says he. “Our customer service is better, and our animals only freshly loosened.”
The AJ stares. “We’ve the experience,” says he. “And that’s what matters.”
As a rather lame attempt to make this more interesting, a house blows up down the road. The smell of old Science text-books wafts down the road.
The AJ stares, “Come gerrid,” says he, “Let us investigate!”
gerrid, followed closely behind by Memo and Kyz, steps out from the house, wiping his face.
“Yessir.” says he. The pair sprint down the road.
The other pair stay with Kyz, now intrigued by their produce.
Ginge does something funny, like falling off the roof or break-dancing with a rooster - you can make your own minds up.
The exploded house (yes, that again) belonged to none other than the Rev. Snuggly, the very same who had married Memo and Nash in the last episode.
AJ and gerrid skid to a halt outside his front door and knock. After several minutes and a badger they realised the door has been blown several hundred yards away from the house and continue on.
At the rubble-sight, having nothing to knock on, and nobody to sell anything to their talents were exhausted. So they decide to continue their investigation.
“Excuse me Rev,” says either one of them (it’s like one of those create-your-own-story books! Woo!) “Could you stroke this?”
The comdically blackened Snuggly does so.
“Very good! Now, tell us - what were you blowing in your house?”
“Well ... (so many possible answers) ... I was testing my new exploding årse-burgers! Too much nitro, not enough lube, you see.”
“AH!” Said pb. God knows where he came from.
“Ah!” said gerrid, “I know what this means!”
“What?”
“It means that Snuggly kidnapped Tony for his evil experiments to rule the world. But Tony resisted with his super mind-powers!”
AJ stands on the rubble, staring moodily into the sunset. The dying rays twinkle on his strong, wistful eyes as he speaks. And everyone knows, in the last precious moments of the day, these are to be his greatest words.
“No, gerrid. No it doesn’t.”
“Yoink!” Said Snuggly, and stole gerrid’s nose.
**END**
sorrah.
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FFF = winnAr!
*The Story so Far*
Well, there isn’t really one. AJ and Gerrid were going around, mainly being gay - I think Memo and Nash get involved somewhere, seckually of course.
Oh, and they’re looking for whoever kidnapped Tony and Rasta and IB, but he’s back now (looking none the worse).
Soo .. let’s continue.
***EPISODE 3: FFF’s Random Late-Night Thought-Processes***
The front door opened and out peered a rather ugly fella, Kyz.
AJ cleared his throat, “Excuse me, sir.” Said he, holding up a cat by the tail. The cat is dead, very much so, with bits hanging out. “Does this belong to you?”
gerrid does his flies up.
“Nossir,” the Kyz says.
“Ah, good.” the AJ clips on a tie and gerrid hands him a dripping breifcase. AJ clears his throat again. “Excuse me, sir,” says he, “Are you, as a fine upstanding gentleman of the community, interested in some beastily necrophilia? You get a free domonstration.”
“Errr ..” the Kyz says.
“FANTASTIC!” Bellows the AJ. “Let us begin!”
gerrid undoes his flies.
**
The pair emerge from the house, the cat looking a little more bedraggled.
The Kyz looks profoundly confused at everything, but got a badge, so is happy.
On the doorstep stands and unlikely pair - that of the Nash and the Memo. Seeing AJ and gerrid, Nash quickly hides a squirrel behind his back. Memo does his flies up, catching something.
What follows is a West Side Story-alike staring competition, each pair moving in time with the music (which Lil Ginge is beating out from the garage roof).
The AJ stares, “This be our patch,” says he.
The Nash stares, “Well, we be stealing it from you.” says he. “Our customer service is better, and our animals only freshly loosened.”
The AJ stares. “We’ve the experience,” says he. “And that’s what matters.”
As a rather lame attempt to make this more interesting, a house blows up down the road. The smell of old Science text-books wafts down the road.
The AJ stares, “Come gerrid,” says he, “Let us investigate!”
gerrid, followed closely behind by Memo and Kyz, steps out from the house, wiping his face.
“Yessir.” says he. The pair sprint down the road.
The other pair stay with Kyz, now intrigued by their produce.
Ginge does something funny, like falling off the roof or break-dancing with a rooster - you can make your own minds up.
The exploded house (yes, that again) belonged to none other than the Rev. Snuggly, the very same who had married Memo and Nash in the last episode.
AJ and gerrid skid to a halt outside his front door and knock. After several minutes and a badger they realised the door has been blown several hundred yards away from the house and continue on.
At the rubble-sight, having nothing to knock on, and nobody to sell anything to their talents were exhausted. So they decide to continue their investigation.
“Excuse me Rev,” says either one of them (it’s like one of those create-your-own-story books! Woo!) “Could you stroke this?”
The comdically blackened Snuggly does so.
“Very good! Now, tell us - what were you blowing in your house?”
“Well ... (so many possible answers) ... I was testing my new exploding årse-burgers! Too much nitro, not enough lube, you see.”
“AH!” Said pb. God knows where he came from.
“Ah!” said gerrid, “I know what this means!”
“What?”
“It means that Snuggly kidnapped Tony for his evil experiments to rule the world. But Tony resisted with his super mind-powers!”
AJ stands on the rubble, staring moodily into the sunset. The dying rays twinkle on his strong, wistful eyes as he speaks. And everyone knows, in the last precious moments of the day, these are to be his greatest words.
“No, gerrid. No it doesn’t.”
“Yoink!” Said Snuggly, and stole gerrid’s nose.
**END**
sorrah.
Well, there isn’t really one. AJ and Gerrid were going around, mainly being gay - I think Memo and Nash get involved somewhere, seckually of course.
Oh, and they’re looking for whoever kidnapped Tony and Rasta and IB, but he’s back now (looking none the worse).
Soo .. let’s continue.
***EPISODE 3: FFF’s Random Late-Night Thought-Processes***
The front door opened and out peered a rather ugly fella, Kyz.
AJ cleared his throat, “Excuse me, sir.” Said he, holding up a cat by the tail. The cat is dead, very much so, with bits hanging out. “Does this belong to you?”
gerrid does his flies up.
“Nossir,” the Kyz says.
“Ah, good.” the AJ clips on a tie and gerrid hands him a dripping breifcase. AJ clears his throat again. “Excuse me, sir,” says he, “Are you, as a fine upstanding gentleman of the community, interested in some beastily necrophilia? You get a free domonstration.”
“Errr ..” the Kyz says.
“FANTASTIC!” Bellows the AJ. “Let us begin!”
gerrid undoes his flies.
**
The pair emerge from the house, the cat looking a little more bedraggled.
The Kyz looks profoundly confused at everything, but got a badge, so is happy.
On the doorstep stands and unlikely pair - that of the Nash and the Memo. Seeing AJ and gerrid, Nash quickly hides a squirrel behind his back. Memo does his flies up, catching something.
What follows is a West Side Story-alike staring competition, each pair moving in time with the music (which Lil Ginge is beating out from the garage roof).
The AJ stares, “This be our patch,” says he.
The Nash stares, “Well, we be stealing it from you.” says he. “Our customer service is better, and our animals only freshly loosened.”
The AJ stares. “We’ve the experience,” says he. “And that’s what matters.”
As a rather lame attempt to make this more interesting, a house blows up down the road. The smell of old Science text-books wafts down the road.
The AJ stares, “Come gerrid,” says he, “Let us investigate!”
gerrid, followed closely behind by Memo and Kyz, steps out from the house, wiping his face.
“Yessir.” says he. The pair sprint down the road.
The other pair stay with Kyz, now intrigued by their produce.
Ginge does something funny, like falling off the roof or break-dancing with a rooster - you can make your own minds up.
The exploded house (yes, that again) belonged to none other than the Rev. Snuggly, the very same who had married Memo and Nash in the last episode.
AJ and gerrid skid to a halt outside his front door and knock. After several minutes and a badger they realised the door has been blown several hundred yards away from the house and continue on.
At the rubble-sight, having nothing to knock on, and nobody to sell anything to their talents were exhausted. So they decide to continue their investigation.
“Excuse me Rev,” says either one of them (it’s like one of those create-your-own-story books! Woo!) “Could you stroke this?”
The comdically blackened Snuggly does so.
“Very good! Now, tell us - what were you blowing in your house?”
“Well ... (so many possible answers) ... I was testing my new exploding årse-burgers! Too much nitro, not enough lube, you see.”
“AH!” Said pb. God knows where he came from.
“Ah!” said gerrid, “I know what this means!”
“What?”
“It means that Snuggly kidnapped Tony for his evil experiments to rule the world. But Tony resisted with his super mind-powers!”
AJ stands on the rubble, staring moodily into the sunset. The dying rays twinkle on his strong, wistful eyes as he speaks. And everyone knows, in the last precious moments of the day, these are to be his greatest words.
“No, gerrid. No it doesn’t.”
“Yoink!” Said Snuggly, and stole gerrid’s nose.
**END**
sorrah.
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