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(Remotely based around X-files, well, the names sound similar...nearly)
-In a dark office near Worchester…
Mattribute: It’s time for us to fight crime, Zully, and to investigate into the unknown, with kung-fu gadgetry and Velcro-strapped trainers.
Zully: Yes, but…
-The phone rings and Mattribute talks heartily to the person on the other end before slamming the phone down and cutting the phone cord.
Zully: Who was it?
Mattribute: Bloody double glazing salemen, the cheek of them!
-Awkward silence whilst writer thinks about where this story is going
Zully: Mattribute! Watch out!
- A huge comedy anvil falls through the ceiling and almost hits Mattribute
Mattribute: That was a close shave
Zully: What is that thing?
Mattribute: Hmmm, it’s a large heavy and pointless…
Zully: Ahh, that’ll be writers block!
Mattribute: Indeed… Say, did you hear about that video tape that kills you if you watch it?
Zully: Are you talking about that movie, the Ring?
Mattribute: No, no. I’m talking about that.. I’m talking about the Harry Potter film.
Zully: Yeah, that sure sucks
Mattribute: I mean, you just want to take that Daniel Radcliffe and cut his legs off and leave him in a bathtub filled with cockroaches.
Zully: Um…
Mattribute: I mean, what sort of kid aspires to be a side-parted camp wizard, eh?
Zully: ..
Mattribute: In my day it was the likes of He-man that I wanted to grow up to be, now kids today and going to want to be She-males instead.
- There is a knock at the door and a small fat man with gerbil cheeks, a handlebar moustache and clown shoes enters the office.
Borat: Erm, H e l l o
Zully: Howdy
Borat: Oh, you speak English?
Zully: No, just that sentence and this one explaining it
Borat: You’re kidding, right?
Zully: eh?
Borat: *laughs*
Zully: T’uest mon amies, tu ravlés vous t’ontre c’est l’bien pour’vue?
- Borat leaves
Mattribute: You really shouldn’t steal jokes from Family Guy
Zully: Meh, whattaya going to do
Mattribute: Meh
Zully: Meh
The End… Or is it? … Yes, it is.
Blimey.
> -In a dark office near Worchester…
Where's Worchester? Do you mean Worcester?
More gayness needed.
And .. er
: P
(Remotely based around X-files, well, the names sound similar...nearly)
-In a dark office near Worchester…
Mattribute: It’s time for us to fight crime, Zully, and to investigate into the unknown, with kung-fu gadgetry and Velcro-strapped trainers.
Zully: Yes, but…
-The phone rings and Mattribute talks heartily to the person on the other end before slamming the phone down and cutting the phone cord.
Zully: Who was it?
Mattribute: Bloody double glazing salemen, the cheek of them!
-Awkward silence whilst writer thinks about where this story is going
Zully: Mattribute! Watch out!
- A huge comedy anvil falls through the ceiling and almost hits Mattribute
Mattribute: That was a close shave
Zully: What is that thing?
Mattribute: Hmmm, it’s a large heavy and pointless…
Zully: Ahh, that’ll be writers block!
Mattribute: Indeed… Say, did you hear about that video tape that kills you if you watch it?
Zully: Are you talking about that movie, the Ring?
Mattribute: No, no. I’m talking about that.. I’m talking about the Harry Potter film.
Zully: Yeah, that sure sucks
Mattribute: I mean, you just want to take that Daniel Radcliffe and cut his legs off and leave him in a bathtub filled with cockroaches.
Zully: Um…
Mattribute: I mean, what sort of kid aspires to be a side-parted camp wizard, eh?
Zully: ..
Mattribute: In my day it was the likes of He-man that I wanted to grow up to be, now kids today and going to want to be She-males instead.
- There is a knock at the door and a small fat man with gerbil cheeks, a handlebar moustache and clown shoes enters the office.
Borat: Erm, H e l l o
Zully: Howdy
Borat: Oh, you speak English?
Zully: No, just that sentence and this one explaining it
Borat: You’re kidding, right?
Zully: eh?
Borat: *laughs*
Zully: T’uest mon amies, tu ravlés vous t’ontre c’est l’bien pour’vue?
- Borat leaves
Mattribute: You really shouldn’t steal jokes from Family Guy
Zully: Meh, whattaya going to do
Mattribute: Meh
Zully: Meh
The End… Or is it? … Yes, it is.