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Mattribute & Zully: Investigate
(Remotely based around X-files, well, the names sound similar...nearly)
-In a dark office near Worchester…
Mattribute: It’s time for us to fight crime, Zully, and to investigate into the unknown, with kung-fu gadgetry and Velcro-strapped trainers.
Zully: Yes, but…
-The phone rings and Mattribute talks heartily to the person on the other end before slamming the phone down and cutting the phone cord.
Zully: Who was it?
Mattribute: Bloody double glazing salemen, the cheek of them!
-Awkward silence whilst writer thinks about where this story is going
Zully: Mattribute! Watch out!
- A huge comedy anvil falls through the ceiling and almost hits Mattribute
Mattribute: That was a close shave
Zully: What is that thing?
Mattribute: Hmmm, it’s a large heavy and pointless…
Zully: Ahh, that’ll be writers block!
Mattribute: Indeed… Say, did you hear about that video tape that kills you if you watch it?
Zully: Are you talking about that movie, the Ring?
Mattribute: No, no. I’m talking about that.. I’m talking about the Harry Potter film.
Zully: Yeah, that sure sucks
Mattribute: I mean, you just want to take that Daniel Radcliffe and cut his legs off and leave him in a bathtub filled with cockroaches.
Zully: Um…
Mattribute: I mean, what sort of kid aspires to be a side-parted camp wizard, eh?
Zully: ..
Mattribute: In my day it was the likes of He-man that I wanted to grow up to be, now kids today and going to want to be She-males instead.
- There is a knock at the door and a small fat man with gerbil cheeks, a handlebar moustache and clown shoes enters the office.
Borat: Erm, H e l l o
Zully: Howdy
Borat: Oh, you speak English?
Zully: No, just that sentence and this one explaining it
Borat: You’re kidding, right?
Zully: eh?
Borat: *laughs*
Zully: T’uest mon amies, tu ravlés vous t’ontre c’est l’bien pour’vue?
- Borat leaves
Mattribute: You really shouldn’t steal jokes from Family Guy
Zully: Meh, whattaya going to do
Mattribute: Meh
Zully: Meh
The End… Or is it? … Yes, it is.
(Remotely based around X-files, well, the names sound similar...nearly)
-In a dark office near Worchester…
Mattribute: It’s time for us to fight crime, Zully, and to investigate into the unknown, with kung-fu gadgetry and Velcro-strapped trainers.
Zully: Yes, but…
-The phone rings and Mattribute talks heartily to the person on the other end before slamming the phone down and cutting the phone cord.
Zully: Who was it?
Mattribute: Bloody double glazing salemen, the cheek of them!
-Awkward silence whilst writer thinks about where this story is going
Zully: Mattribute! Watch out!
- A huge comedy anvil falls through the ceiling and almost hits Mattribute
Mattribute: That was a close shave
Zully: What is that thing?
Mattribute: Hmmm, it’s a large heavy and pointless…
Zully: Ahh, that’ll be writers block!
Mattribute: Indeed… Say, did you hear about that video tape that kills you if you watch it?
Zully: Are you talking about that movie, the Ring?
Mattribute: No, no. I’m talking about that.. I’m talking about the Harry Potter film.
Zully: Yeah, that sure sucks
Mattribute: I mean, you just want to take that Daniel Radcliffe and cut his legs off and leave him in a bathtub filled with cockroaches.
Zully: Um…
Mattribute: I mean, what sort of kid aspires to be a side-parted camp wizard, eh?
Zully: ..
Mattribute: In my day it was the likes of He-man that I wanted to grow up to be, now kids today and going to want to be She-males instead.
- There is a knock at the door and a small fat man with gerbil cheeks, a handlebar moustache and clown shoes enters the office.
Borat: Erm, H e l l o
Zully: Howdy
Borat: Oh, you speak English?
Zully: No, just that sentence and this one explaining it
Borat: You’re kidding, right?
Zully: eh?
Borat: *laughs*
Zully: T’uest mon amies, tu ravlés vous t’ontre c’est l’bien pour’vue?
- Borat leaves
Mattribute: You really shouldn’t steal jokes from Family Guy
Zully: Meh, whattaya going to do
Mattribute: Meh
Zully: Meh
The End… Or is it? … Yes, it is.
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Mattribute & Zully: Investigate
(Remotely based around X-files, well, the names sound similar...nearly)
-In a dark office near Worchester…
Mattribute: It’s time for us to fight crime, Zully, and to investigate into the unknown, with kung-fu gadgetry and Velcro-strapped trainers.
Zully: Yes, but…
-The phone rings and Mattribute talks heartily to the person on the other end before slamming the phone down and cutting the phone cord.
Zully: Who was it?
Mattribute: Bloody double glazing salemen, the cheek of them!
-Awkward silence whilst writer thinks about where this story is going
Zully: Mattribute! Watch out!
- A huge comedy anvil falls through the ceiling and almost hits Mattribute
Mattribute: That was a close shave
Zully: What is that thing?
Mattribute: Hmmm, it’s a large heavy and pointless…
Zully: Ahh, that’ll be writers block!
Mattribute: Indeed… Say, did you hear about that video tape that kills you if you watch it?
Zully: Are you talking about that movie, the Ring?
Mattribute: No, no. I’m talking about that.. I’m talking about the Harry Potter film.
Zully: Yeah, that sure sucks
Mattribute: I mean, you just want to take that Daniel Radcliffe and cut his legs off and leave him in a bathtub filled with cockroaches.
Zully: Um…
Mattribute: I mean, what sort of kid aspires to be a side-parted camp wizard, eh?
Zully: ..
Mattribute: In my day it was the likes of He-man that I wanted to grow up to be, now kids today and going to want to be She-males instead.
- There is a knock at the door and a small fat man with gerbil cheeks, a handlebar moustache and clown shoes enters the office.
Borat: Erm, H e l l o
Zully: Howdy
Borat: Oh, you speak English?
Zully: No, just that sentence and this one explaining it
Borat: You’re kidding, right?
Zully: eh?
Borat: *laughs*
Zully: T’uest mon amies, tu ravlés vous t’ontre c’est l’bien pour’vue?
- Borat leaves
Mattribute: You really shouldn’t steal jokes from Family Guy
Zully: Meh, whattaya going to do
Mattribute: Meh
Zully: Meh
The End… Or is it? … Yes, it is.
(Remotely based around X-files, well, the names sound similar...nearly)
-In a dark office near Worchester…
Mattribute: It’s time for us to fight crime, Zully, and to investigate into the unknown, with kung-fu gadgetry and Velcro-strapped trainers.
Zully: Yes, but…
-The phone rings and Mattribute talks heartily to the person on the other end before slamming the phone down and cutting the phone cord.
Zully: Who was it?
Mattribute: Bloody double glazing salemen, the cheek of them!
-Awkward silence whilst writer thinks about where this story is going
Zully: Mattribute! Watch out!
- A huge comedy anvil falls through the ceiling and almost hits Mattribute
Mattribute: That was a close shave
Zully: What is that thing?
Mattribute: Hmmm, it’s a large heavy and pointless…
Zully: Ahh, that’ll be writers block!
Mattribute: Indeed… Say, did you hear about that video tape that kills you if you watch it?
Zully: Are you talking about that movie, the Ring?
Mattribute: No, no. I’m talking about that.. I’m talking about the Harry Potter film.
Zully: Yeah, that sure sucks
Mattribute: I mean, you just want to take that Daniel Radcliffe and cut his legs off and leave him in a bathtub filled with cockroaches.
Zully: Um…
Mattribute: I mean, what sort of kid aspires to be a side-parted camp wizard, eh?
Zully: ..
Mattribute: In my day it was the likes of He-man that I wanted to grow up to be, now kids today and going to want to be She-males instead.
- There is a knock at the door and a small fat man with gerbil cheeks, a handlebar moustache and clown shoes enters the office.
Borat: Erm, H e l l o
Zully: Howdy
Borat: Oh, you speak English?
Zully: No, just that sentence and this one explaining it
Borat: You’re kidding, right?
Zully: eh?
Borat: *laughs*
Zully: T’uest mon amies, tu ravlés vous t’ontre c’est l’bien pour’vue?
- Borat leaves
Mattribute: You really shouldn’t steal jokes from Family Guy
Zully: Meh, whattaya going to do
Mattribute: Meh
Zully: Meh
The End… Or is it? … Yes, it is.
Lame. But comically lame, so good.
More gayness needed.
And .. er
: P
More gayness needed.
And .. er
: P
Kyz21 wrote:
> -In a dark office near Worchester…
Where's Worchester? Do you mean Worcester?
> -In a dark office near Worchester…
Where's Worchester? Do you mean Worcester?
It's fictional like Never Never Land, or Pontefract.
Never Never Land's fictional?
Blimey.
Blimey.
Don't tell MJ though, he'll melt.
Why did you quote the entire post?
(He's a moron)
Besides the obvious
Erm... that was... random.
And I'd never be alone in the same room as Zul for more than five minutes. I'm still scarred from the last time.
And I'd never be alone in the same room as Zul for more than five minutes. I'm still scarred from the last time.
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