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"I just won the lottery"

Guess what I won the lottery.I just checked the numbers cus we were away last night.But I won.

Gámë§ Gì ® l ™ wrote:
> English_Bloke wrote:
> Gámë§ Gì ® l ™ wrote:
> I mean it was mums ticket but I choose the numbers.We got
> £2000
> so I get £1000 of it.
>
> I would say congratulations, but I don’t believe you.
>
> Do you want the numbers?

Well all you have to do is look on teletext.

Go buy all the contents of one of the special reserve shops, then in front of the staff burn it all, do it you know you want to.


I apoligise to all staff this may effect.

English_Bloke wrote:
> Gámë§ Gì ® l ™ wrote:
> I mean it was mums ticket but I choose the numbers.We got
> £2000
> so I get £1000 of it.
>
> I would say congratulations, but I don’t believe you.

Do you want the numbers?

Your back then?I get £1000 of it and there is £2000 altogether.

Gámë§ Gì ® l ™ wrote:
> I mean it was mums ticket but I choose the numbers.We got £2000
> so I get £1000 of it.

I would say congratulations, but I don’t believe you.

If you'd just won that ammount, i doubt you would be on here posting about. Bah!

So when you say "you" won you have not, but your mum has. Anyway...

djerrud_Quince wrote:
> can I be your mum's best friend then?

Oh ha ha ha again mr. sarcastic man.Anyway mum has a best friend and so do I.

I'd say well done but you didnt really DO anything.

Erm.

Are you moist?