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"Secrets thread...."

Ok here's how it works, I post a secret and you try to top it with one of yours. It goes on.

First off.... I still sleep with a stuffed animal :X

I can see this backfiring....

I get it...
:O

So ... you're a serial killer?

Geddit? Serial ... cereal ...



I'll get me coat.

I've had dreams about killing everyone, but most of them end up with me killing someone then going into tescos to eat a box of cereal...:s weird!

hippyman wrote:
> I got drunk and had a shower, fell asleep in the shower and woke
> up thinking I'd died. Can anybody top that?

I had a dream where I was shot and as the bullet hit me I woke up - my room was pitch black, I couldn't hear anything and I lay there for about two minutes thinking "I'm dead and it's going to be like this for eternity" ... then an owl hooted outside and suddenly everything came into focus.

Well it's up to you, besides you could always edit it after the answer...

Chaos wrote:
> Indeed, ok...
>
> 2 - I've sat on my sofa for 27 hours watching the same channel
> and with a 24 bag of crisps and a 2 litre bottle of 7Up simply
> because I was too lazy to get up.

Uhhhh I so want to ask a question here but perhaps best not.

Thats why I put a "but" in there, to seperate the differences :D

Flower wrote:
> Hmmm, no I don't think I can, however I know someone who picks
> boggers, like snake, but she flicks 'em at people!
Thanks. Although I wipe them on a tissue, I just can't get them out by blowing my nose for some reason.

Geffdof wrote:
> I can top them all!!! Nobody will beat this.
>
> I once got so drunk that I stood at the top of the stairs to
> have a wee instead of going to the toilet.

Hmmm, no I don't think I can, however I know someone who picks boggers, like snake, but she flicks 'em at people!

Flower wrote:
> Another secret of mine is that I, well lets just say toot my
> horn, and blame it on the dogs :s
You mean you FART and say Fido did it?