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"Touch me there===>( | )"

Damn i haven't been on here for ages.
I moved and I haven't connected my computor yet. I miss the wittyness of some of you all. You know who you are you little dickens......hehe I said dickens.

Ahem...well let me begin my little tale.

Me and my mates were hanging around in my friend Lauren's room. Mark, a hyperactive mistake, found it neccesery to take off his shorts and moon us all. There was only two girls around the the rest of us were guys so we weren't all too happy to see his white ass but when he turned off the lights and rubbed himself on my head that's just wrong.

Any of your mates do anything similiar?



By the way who jizzed on the Special Reserve logo...

*stares at kyle*

Long time no see DC.

I sweat ranch dressing

YAY!

YAY!

http://ukchatforums.reserve.co.uk/display_messages.php? (space) threadid=89054&forumid=4006

I was concerned...

I missed these wildly inappropriate topics.

DRUNK!!!!!!!

*faints and jizzes on the logo*

pin = your face

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Fiery Salamander wrote:
> Take a pin so if he dose it again then stab it deep into his butt.
>
> I hope that was ironic.

Oh dear God.

Fiery Salamander wrote:
> Take a pin so if he dose it again then stab it deep into his butt.

I hope that was ironic.

Take a pin so if he dose it again then stab it deep into his butt.

Drunk Cow wrote:
> By the way who jizzed on the Special Reserve logo...
>
> *stares at kyle*

I would say Baz da Ardnut, but since he probably can't... :)