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"I Don't Have A Bird To Take To A Movie"

:(

Mates are away to some blimmin' rugby thing, while I'm stuck here.
Pishing of rain, so perfect time for cinema, but no bird to accompany me.

Meh.

I'll lend you Lil_Ginge, but only if you can get me some pokey hats and an eyepiece.

RoJ wrote:
> If your hard up though,(no pun intended)

Suuuuure
:D

I hear canaries are pretty cheap these days. If your hard up though, (no pun intended) you could get a budgie.
Meh.

Fiery Salamander wrote:
> Then you find out you've been walking the wrong way
> -right back at ya

. . .

Eh?
My situation is correct.

I live in a remote town.
With the nearest cinema in the next town.
And it's a country road - south Scotland.

Your thing is just a made up piece of crap.
So it stands.
I'm better than you.

Azul wrote:
> Fiery Salamander wrote:
> You would look a bigger prat walking it
>
> Not really, considering there won't be many cars on the quiet country
> road.
> I win.

Then you find out you've been walking the wrong way
-right back at ya

Well The pub beckons my mates are back

Fiery Salamander wrote:
> You would look a bigger prat walking it

Not really, considering there won't be many cars on the quiet country road.
I win.

thanks MWA

Azul wrote:
> Yes, I'll just hop on a bus and travel 15 miles on my own, and look
> like a prat.
>
> No thanks.

You would look a bigger prat walking it

Me + You + Backseat = Babies.