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"The worst thing I've ever seen on tele ever ever ever. Evah!!1111"

"Proper Chrim-Boh! Selecta" - that Avid Merrion Christmas song. I was expecting lowest common denominator entertainment when I first heard about it, but it hurt more to witness than a night of having marrows repeatedly shoved up my ass to country music, in front of my parents. It has to be a charity record, because no-one ever donates good songs to Children In Need, and this is the worst song I've ever heard! And that bit with smug weasle-man Matthew Wright and Jon Leslie? Talk about trivialise a subject like rape! Just plain embarrassing.

Still better than Stiffler and the Monk though.

A couple of standout bits - "He was glorious", the tranquilizer scene, but apart from that utter dross. I'd rather watch Blade.

Blank wrote:
> That's from Old School? Glad I haven't seen it.

Petulant child. It's a fantastic film.

Mr Snuggly wrote:
> I'd watch a big steaming horse poo if Vince Vaughn was in it.
>
> "You're the money baby, you're so money you don't even know
> it."

Yes you would. When you got me round to watch Swingers was the biggest waste of time in the world.

I'd watch a big steaming horse poo if Vince Vaughn was in it.

"You're the money baby, you're so money you don't even know it."

That's from Old School? Glad I haven't seen it.

I'm reminded of the scene in Old School where Frank shoots himself in the neck with a tranquiliser.

Stiffler: "Yes! That's awesome!"
Frank: "Woah..."
Stiffler: "You just took one in the jugular man!"
Frank: "...."
Stiffler: "you know, you better take that dart out of your neck"
Frank: "What dart?"
*at this point everything starts to slow down*
Stiffler: theeeres a daaaart iiin yoooour neeeck duuuuuuude"
Frank: "Yooouuur craaaazy. haaa haaa. Iiii liiike youuuu maaan. But youur craaazy!"
*Frank wanders off before falling over some chairs, rolling around on the ground and wailing like an elephant seal, getting up, falling over the birthday cake and into the swimming pool, all in slow motion*

That wasn't the word I was thinking of ...

That's awesome

Have you seen the picture of the guy with maggots living in his brain?

http://www.snopes.com/photos/maggots.asp

I guess you didn't see Wednesday night's "Body Snatchers" program on BBC 1 about all-sorts of parisites and the problems they can cause to the human body then?

THAT was horrible!! :S

A bloke sat on the bog pulling a 3m-long tapeworm out of his backside...
Several other people telling of their experiences...
A woman with a FAT maggot living on her brain; poking it's head out of the whole ontop of her head, every once in a while...
Some guy who didn't know he had a leech sticking out his nose...
And why you sould NEVER go for a pee in the Amazon river! (Unless, of course, you WANT to have some tiny fish jump up "inside you", eating away at the inside of your nuts for days before you can have it removed!)

And, apparently, there's another part to this on the way soon!


If only the football wasn't so boring, I wouldn't have had to change channels and really feel my stomch turn! :S

After watching that, I NEVER want to eat foreign food again!!