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"Proper Chrim-Boh! Selecta" - that Avid Merrion Christmas song. I was expecting lowest common denominator entertainment when I first heard about it, but it hurt more to witness than a night of having marrows repeatedly shoved up my ass to country music, in front of my parents. It has to be a charity record, because no-one ever donates good songs to Children In Need, and this is the worst song I've ever heard! And that bit with smug weasle-man Matthew Wright and Jon Leslie? Talk about trivialise a subject like rape! Just plain embarrassing.
Still better than Stiffler and the Monk though.
Still better than Stiffler and the Monk though.
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Cyclone wrote:
> Is he the one in Elf?
>
> Because that looks anything but genius.
Elf looks like a real piece of crap... but Will ferell saves it.
Genius.
> Is he the one in Elf?
>
> Because that looks anything but genius.
Elf looks like a real piece of crap... but Will ferell saves it.
Genius.
Is he the one in Elf?
Because that looks anything but genius.
Because that looks anything but genius.
Will Ferrel is an understated genius.
The next Jim Carrey they say.
He was great in the Matrix Reloaded spoof.
The next Jim Carrey they say.
He was great in the Matrix Reloaded spoof.
Insane Bartender wrote:
> Stiffler: "Yes! That's awesome!"
> Frank: "Woah..."
> Stiffler: "You just took one in the jugular man!"
> Frank: "...."
> Stiffler: "you know, you better take that dart out of your
> neck"
> Frank: "What dart?"
> *at this point everything starts to slow down*
> Stiffler: theeeres a daaaart iiin yoooour neeeck duuuuuuude"
> Frank: "Yooouuur craaaazy. haaa haaa. Iiii liiike youuuu maaan.
> But youur craaazy!"
> *Frank wanders off before falling over some chairs, rolling around on
> the ground and wailing like an elephant seal, getting up, falling
> over the birthday cake and into the swimming pool, all in slow
> motion*
--
Just describing that made me laugh.
A lot.
I've seen that bit in the trailer, Stiffler & his mullet.
And Will Ferrel makes me laugh.
I'm watching this tomorrow.
> Stiffler: "Yes! That's awesome!"
> Frank: "Woah..."
> Stiffler: "You just took one in the jugular man!"
> Frank: "...."
> Stiffler: "you know, you better take that dart out of your
> neck"
> Frank: "What dart?"
> *at this point everything starts to slow down*
> Stiffler: theeeres a daaaart iiin yoooour neeeck duuuuuuude"
> Frank: "Yooouuur craaaazy. haaa haaa. Iiii liiike youuuu maaan.
> But youur craaazy!"
> *Frank wanders off before falling over some chairs, rolling around on
> the ground and wailing like an elephant seal, getting up, falling
> over the birthday cake and into the swimming pool, all in slow
> motion*
--
Just describing that made me laugh.
A lot.
I've seen that bit in the trailer, Stiffler & his mullet.
And Will Ferrel makes me laugh.
I'm watching this tomorrow.
Hang on... what I get from this subject is Monkey Man... Mr. Snuggly and swingers.
I am leaving.
I am leaving.
monkey_man wrote:
> Mr Snuggly wrote:
> I'd watch a big steaming horse poo if Vince Vaughn was in it.
>
> "You're the money baby, you're so money you don't even know
> it."
>
> Yes you would. When you got me round to watch Swingers was the
> biggest waste of time in the world.
Swingers is a top film matey. I'm afraid I can't take your criticism onboard, as you've willingly sat down and watched far too many Van Damme movies for my liking!
> Mr Snuggly wrote:
> I'd watch a big steaming horse poo if Vince Vaughn was in it.
>
> "You're the money baby, you're so money you don't even know
> it."
>
> Yes you would. When you got me round to watch Swingers was the
> biggest waste of time in the world.
Swingers is a top film matey. I'm afraid I can't take your criticism onboard, as you've willingly sat down and watched far too many Van Damme movies for my liking!
Solskjær wrote:
> I guess you didn't see Wednesday night's "Body Snatchers"
> program on BBC 1 about all-sorts of parisites and the problems they
> can cause to the human body then?
>
> THAT was horrible!! :S
>
Channel Four are currently hyping a forthcoming series called "Bodyshock" which seems to be along similar lines. Apparently the first episode is about a young boy who gives birth to his twin, or something.
> I guess you didn't see Wednesday night's "Body Snatchers"
> program on BBC 1 about all-sorts of parisites and the problems they
> can cause to the human body then?
>
> THAT was horrible!! :S
>
Channel Four are currently hyping a forthcoming series called "Bodyshock" which seems to be along similar lines. Apparently the first episode is about a young boy who gives birth to his twin, or something.
I'm not a teenager though..
It's just another film for horny teens, like American Pie.
Pah!
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