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Really really really cool graphics > cool graphics
Horse > boat
Boar > boat
Wolf > boat
Sinister looking dark gremlin thing > talking boat
Real mount combat > shooting arrows from boat
Dragons > postmen
Balrog > globs of ooze
Goma (giant spider) > lame shark things
Ravaging things as wolf > blowing things with giant leaf
Can swim under water > can't swim under water
Ghosts > no ghosts
Big army > no army
Big scary castle > cool but irritating dodge the spotlight fortress
Boomerang actually useful > Boomerang that is ass
Mysterious > uh, not mysterious
Scary > not scary
Real story (!?!?!?!?) > cool but simple story
Dark, grim fairy tale > jolly sailing
* > controlling the wind
Noir sections > primary colours
Did I mention it looks stunning, you can ride a horse and a giant boar, you can fight while riding, you can turn into a wolf, it looks scary, big enemies and a weird sinister looking gremlin thing? And hot Zelda.
Feel free to continue.
Well ... if you think about, it was only a matter of time before the effects of Hyrulian in-breeding were noticed.
That kind of styling could work in WW when everything was a bit cartoony, but with the more realistic graphics it just looks scary.
Good work, team.
*starts countdown*
> That means we only have to wait somewhere between 166 and 196 days
Right.
..
I'll start a little countdown in my tag!!1
YAAAHHOOOOO!!1
lolz *kisses*
> NOE