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This thread has been linked to the game 'The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess'.
Cowboy Link > PJ sunbather Link
Really really really cool graphics > cool graphics
Horse > boat
Boar > boat
Wolf > boat
Sinister looking dark gremlin thing > talking boat
Real mount combat > shooting arrows from boat
Dragons > postmen
Balrog > globs of ooze
Goma (giant spider) > lame shark things
Ravaging things as wolf > blowing things with giant leaf
Can swim under water > can't swim under water
Ghosts > no ghosts
Big army > no army
Big scary castle > cool but irritating dodge the spotlight fortress
Boomerang actually useful > Boomerang that is ass
Mysterious > uh, not mysterious
Scary > not scary
Real story (!?!?!?!?) > cool but simple story
Dark, grim fairy tale > jolly sailing
* > controlling the wind
Noir sections > primary colours
Did I mention it looks stunning, you can ride a horse and a giant boar, you can fight while riding, you can turn into a wolf, it looks scary, big enemies and a weird sinister looking gremlin thing? And hot Zelda.
Feel free to continue.
Really really really cool graphics > cool graphics
Horse > boat
Boar > boat
Wolf > boat
Sinister looking dark gremlin thing > talking boat
Real mount combat > shooting arrows from boat
Dragons > postmen
Balrog > globs of ooze
Goma (giant spider) > lame shark things
Ravaging things as wolf > blowing things with giant leaf
Can swim under water > can't swim under water
Ghosts > no ghosts
Big army > no army
Big scary castle > cool but irritating dodge the spotlight fortress
Boomerang actually useful > Boomerang that is ass
Mysterious > uh, not mysterious
Scary > not scary
Real story (!?!?!?!?) > cool but simple story
Dark, grim fairy tale > jolly sailing
* > controlling the wind
Noir sections > primary colours
Did I mention it looks stunning, you can ride a horse and a giant boar, you can fight while riding, you can turn into a wolf, it looks scary, big enemies and a weird sinister looking gremlin thing? And hot Zelda.
Feel free to continue.
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Everything so far < frozen black + white Hyrule.
I wonder if I name my Horse Tingle that he won't appear in the game ever.
yer we done that one
little grass thing LInk plays Eponas song with > wind waker
little grass thing LInk plays Eponas song with > wind waker
Horse Jousting vs. Evil Bast > Sailing...and sailing...still sailing...
Monkey with red ass >
Boomerang-wielding monkey >
Combat >
Combat >
I see they've used the Roll and slash attack from Wind Waker though :D
Well, duh.
[B][I]TEH R0><0Rz!11
[B][I]TEH R0><0Rz!11
jousting>boat barrel hopping
Shot of Link running into creepy forest with lantern and mysterious music > rubbing your eyes after being blinded by the brightness of Wind Waker's opening shot
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