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enjoy!!!
i will raise the topic on what is worst to learn, german or french ???
i will raise the topic on what is worst to learn, german or french ???
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Why do you have to pay for one, I didnt and I am sure a lot of other people didnt as well. Why dont you get the free account?
i do have the free account.
only i didnt go on it for 30 days so it is expired.
i can either pay to re-use it, or relog it and wait six months, i did that 4 months ago. so i have to wait two months untill it is reactivated(for free). sucks.
i do have my other email address though.
only i didnt go on it for 30 days so it is expired.
i can either pay to re-use it, or relog it and wait six months, i did that 4 months ago. so i have to wait two months untill it is reactivated(for free). sucks.
i do have my other email address though.
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got this a few minutes ago.
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a whoop so loud that it would echo from the surrounding hills.
When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final, "Yahoo!" and rode off.
"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service station attendant.
"Nothing," shrugged the woman, "I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto his saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off."
"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians ride bareback..."
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a whoop so loud that it would echo from the surrounding hills.
When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final, "Yahoo!" and rode off.
"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service station attendant.
"Nothing," shrugged the woman, "I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto his saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off."
"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians ride bareback..."
I just got this via email:
Generic Viagra uses the same active ingredient as the regular version and
costs much less.
Don't be fooled by herbal equivalents, which generally are just placebos.
Get the real version for just 2.38/dose.
We ship all orders via First Class Mail.
Carmella Mcdavis
For the last time I am NOT interested!
Generic Viagra uses the same active ingredient as the regular version and
costs much less.
Don't be fooled by herbal equivalents, which generally are just placebos.
Get the real version for just 2.38/dose.
We ship all orders via First Class Mail.
Carmella Mcdavis
For the last time I am NOT interested!
here's another one.
A guy's in the bar when an alien from outer space walks through the door and sits next to him.
The drunk thinks nothing of it, trying to maintain good inter-galactic peace, and all.
The alien orders himself a drink. When he's halfway through with the drink, he licks his green finger, and then sticks the finger in the drunk's ear.
The drunk's irritated, but again, in the interest of seeing there's no interstellar war, he says nothing.
The alien pulls his finger out, finishes his drink, and then orders another one. Once he reaches the half-way point in that drink, he again licks his finger, then puts that finger into the drunk's ear.
"Hey, Buddy, how 'bout let's lay off the ear pokin', what do you say?"
Well, as you know, halfway through the alien's third drink, the alien licks and sticks once again. The drunk has forgotten his peaceful ways and says, as forcibly as he can, "Look, ___hole, if you do that again, I'm gonna rip your balls off!"
The alien orders one more drink. Stirs it for awhile... and, you guessed it, licks that green finger and again sticks it right in the drunk's ear.
"Godda__it!!!" the drunk roars, and reaches between the alien's legs to carry out his threat. But there's "nothing there".
The drunk's a little confused. "Man, if you've got no balls, then how do you sex?"
The alien licks his finger and sticks it in the drunk's ear.
A guy's in the bar when an alien from outer space walks through the door and sits next to him.
The drunk thinks nothing of it, trying to maintain good inter-galactic peace, and all.
The alien orders himself a drink. When he's halfway through with the drink, he licks his green finger, and then sticks the finger in the drunk's ear.
The drunk's irritated, but again, in the interest of seeing there's no interstellar war, he says nothing.
The alien pulls his finger out, finishes his drink, and then orders another one. Once he reaches the half-way point in that drink, he again licks his finger, then puts that finger into the drunk's ear.
"Hey, Buddy, how 'bout let's lay off the ear pokin', what do you say?"
Well, as you know, halfway through the alien's third drink, the alien licks and sticks once again. The drunk has forgotten his peaceful ways and says, as forcibly as he can, "Look, ___hole, if you do that again, I'm gonna rip your balls off!"
The alien orders one more drink. Stirs it for awhile... and, you guessed it, licks that green finger and again sticks it right in the drunk's ear.
"Godda__it!!!" the drunk roars, and reaches between the alien's legs to carry out his threat. But there's "nothing there".
The drunk's a little confused. "Man, if you've got no balls, then how do you sex?"
The alien licks his finger and sticks it in the drunk's ear.
And wait there's more.
Computer Gender
Five reasons to believe that computers are male:
1. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
2. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
3. As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
5. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.
Five reasons to believe that computers are female:
1. No one but their Creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. The message, "Bad Command or File Name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you!"
4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
Computer Gender
Five reasons to believe that computers are male:
1. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
2. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
3. As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
5. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.
Five reasons to believe that computers are female:
1. No one but their Creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. The message, "Bad Command or File Name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you!"
4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
(forgot it out)
(forgot it out)
They were quite funny about the gender thing and I liked the way your not picking on just one gender but both. :-D
is he obsessed with jokes ???
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