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"This is funny! It's just harmless fun!"

This is a funny wee story! I hope u like it!

Dear son,
I am writing this letter slow because I know you can’t read fast. You will not no the house when you get home we’ve moved. There is a washing machine in the new house. Your father put in two shirts, two pairs of trousers, pulled the chain and we haven’t seen the washing since. Your father has a new job he has 500 men under him, he cuts the grass at the cemetery. Your sister had a baby today, I don’t know if it is a boy or girl so I don’t know if you’re an Aunt or uncle.
I’ll say bye now son.

Love mum
xxxxxxxxx

djerrud_Quince wrote:
> I'm not a regular.
>
> Marry me. I'll propose to you in a Baseball stadium, sort of like
> Never Been Kissed. How can you say no?

You really are romantic

I loved that sad sad film

No, the dictionary will come in handy here. *searches for 20 minutes looking for dictionary*

Well i found a childrens citionary and came up with this:
Sarcastic - Amusing but likely to hurt someones feelings.


HAHAHAHAHAHA. *looks more*

Sarcasm, n. Bitter or wounding remark, taunt, esp. one ironically worded; language consisting of, faculty of uttering, use of, such remarks: so sarcastic a.,



I'm sure that made sense to someone :S

You might have to explain sarcastic...

Games Girl. You see. Alot of Regulars around here like to be sarcastic. Not everything they say is the truth, and you take them seriously, THIS is one of the thousands of reasons why we find you stupid beyond imagination.

Why so sad.

You've broken my feeble heart.

I'm off to dribble into my bucket.

Sorry no.

I'm not a regular.

Marry me. I'll propose to you in a Baseball stadium, sort of like Never Been Kissed. How can you say no?

Can you read this was his actual messge

"Yes, because, you see, she is stupid, just like the story.And I love them both."


Look end bit.

he calls you stupid and you say thanks.

kind of backs up his point