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"I just text my girlfriend the following question..."

...Would you still love me if my arms fell off?

I have, as yet, not recieved a reply....

I'd reply to the text with "Yea but I wouldn't text you as much" :D

Rosalind wrote:
> I asked the Ogre would he still love me if I where to have a sex
> change operation and become a man.
>
> He said 'No, but maybe we could still be friends'.
>
> I said' but I would still love you if you became a woman'
>
> and with a huge smirk on his face he said 'Yeah, but thats
> different'.

I can see his point of view ...

;-)

And he is SO right.

:-)

I think he's afraid you'd want to bone him.

I asked the Ogre would he still love me if I where to have a sex change operation and become a man.

He said 'No, but maybe we could still be friends'.

I said' but I would still love you if you became a woman'

and with a huge smirk on his face he said 'Yeah, but thats different'.

Umm, I don't know where the cinema is. And it looks like I'm going to Rachel's for the weekend. So may have to give it a miss, sorry.

And where is the email about my t-shirt?

Stop meeting random people. Thats my job.

:D

Oh this topic!

Right, sure, yup. Shall we meet outside the cinema? Just look for the hobo and the eightie's rock band lead singer.

Indeed it is :-)

I'll be giving him a prod about it later, Thunder gig in London on saturday night, so we'd be suitably shattered, but heey..

Anyway, must get back to Key Skills IT. It's essential for my future, dont'cha know..