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Why not donate jokes? (0bserve the smiley face)

David Beckham, The Pope, Nelson Mandela a 9 year old girl are on a plane. Unfortunately during mid-flight the engines begin to fail. They all quickly go to get parachutes but after the pilot left with his there were only 3 left. Now Nelson Mandela says I think I should get one because of my tireless efforts to achieve civil rights and so on so he gets a parachute and leaves. Then David Beckham says well I'm admired all over the world for my footballing talent so I think I should get one, so he gets one and jumps out the plane. Then The Pope says "Well I've had a long life and I can except it is my time to go with god so you can have the last parachute" but the little girl says "No don't worry David Beckham took my school bag"!

LOL Brilliant :D

come back here you little...

morbo wrote:
> i have no friends... im all alone...

Ha ha!

Quazi wrote:
> J-42 wrote:
> Quazi wrote:
> Quazi wrote:
> J-42 wrote:
> Quazi wrote:
> J-42 wrote:
> He cracks himself up, i crack myself off.
> :D
>
> Yes..
> Yes i do..
>
> I don't remember involving you!
>
> Cretinus humbug!
>
> That wasn't what i was implying...but if that is what floats ure
> boat
> ;)
>
> That wasn't meant to be dodgy!
>
> Too late for that!
>
> hehe
>
> Leave me alone
>
> ;)

Don't wink at me!

*Runs*

:D

i have no friends... im all alone...

J-42 wrote:
> Quazi wrote:
> Quazi wrote:
> J-42 wrote:
> Quazi wrote:
> J-42 wrote:
> He cracks himself up, i crack myself off.
> :D
>
> Yes..
> Yes i do..
>
> I don't remember involving you!
>
> Cretinus humbug!
>
> That wasn't what i was implying...but if that is what floats ure
> boat
> ;)
>
> That wasn't meant to be dodgy!
>
> Too late for that!

hehe

Leave me alone

;)

morbo wrote:
> who's dodgy? not me, it you, not me. honest... stop looking at me

You'd like that wouldn't you!

*turns away in disgust*

Quazi wrote:
> Quazi wrote:
> J-42 wrote:
> Quazi wrote:
> J-42 wrote:
> He cracks himself up, i crack myself off.
> :D
>
> Yes..
> Yes i do..
>
> I don't remember involving you!
>
> Cretinus humbug!
>
> That wasn't what i was implying...but if that is what floats ure
> boat
> ;)
>
> That wasn't meant to be dodgy!

Too late for that!

who's dodgy? not me, it you, not me. honest... stop looking at me

Quazi wrote:
> J-42 wrote:
> Quazi wrote:
> J-42 wrote:
> He cracks himself up, i crack myself off.
> :D
>
> Yes..
> Yes i do..
>
> I don't remember involving you!
>
> Cretinus humbug!
>
> That wasn't what i was implying...but if that is what floats ure boat
> ;)

That wasn't meant to be dodgy!