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The Future
Remixed. Revisited. Remastered.
That’s right, here it comes again, everybody’s favourite insight into the future by everybody’s’ favourite author, me.
Once again I will be predicting the future, again in the backdrop of the year 3000. (nothing to do with “Busted”)Try and read it all before commenting!
So, here goes:
1.The Supernatural:
Aliens, of course, will have been overruled thanks to the wonder of inter-galactic travel throughout the universe. Apparitions such as ghosts will turn out to be gas like beings from Earth’s neighbouring planet Venus. The gassy atmosphere guaranteed the survival of these transparent organic life forms. U.F.O’s will actually be new flashy, sports rockets .The “unknown” factor will be engineers wanting to find out the items blue prints, to make a quick buck.
Creatures like Vampires, Werewolves, the creature of the black lagoon, gorgons and Banshees may be inhabitants from other planets. The werewolf will be from the planet Pluto, as its’ fur keeps it warm in the freezing atmosphere. The creature of the black lagoon will be an inhabitant of the planet, aptly named, Zool. (As the planet has much murky water, and in the universal galaxy language, “zool” means water) Vampires will be the evolved forms of vampire bats (stopped eating blood though) and the Banshees will be loud inhabitants of the planet Jupiter. Gorgons will be a ridiculous myth of ancient people to the future generations. (As some of the Egyptian’s gods would be to us)
2. Universal Galaxy Language:
To make understanding and continuity at an all time high, this language will be invented so that everybody understands each other, and races do not need to learn vast reels of ancient languages. This will be far more efficient than at the present day. It will be particularly effective for travel agents, international businessmen, and tourists.
The U.G.L, for short, will be spoken like any other language around today, the accents and styles being impossible to judge. As of today, some simpler people will not know the intricate and harder parts of the language, but this is to be expected. No doubt civilisations will lose some of their individuality, like some of the countries with the Euro. There will be a greater understanding between races and overall the language will be far more sophisticated, and far more people will be experts at it, as they do not have to learn so many languages.
Part of the reason why the Universal Galaxy language is being introduced is that with all the Planets and galaxies, it would otherwise be impossible to learn all of the necessary languages, especially with all of the different races living together.
Language will be spoken with better pronounciation and a profound, widespread knowledge that was previously unthinkable. There will obviously be different accents but this will not hinder the language or mask its’ effectiveness.
Schools will teach only the one language, so more schools can be set up as from each race more language holo-bots will spring up.
3. Education and Schools:
Education will be more wide spread as of the fact that it will be easier to gain and obtain. Will all of the vast populations “planet shifting” to the teaching planet, the density of the teachers will mean a greater effectiveness for all who enrol themselves to the academic enlightenment on such planets.
Schools will be the equivalent of modern day age ranges (as on the different planets, time spans will be vastly differential), taught by the aforementioned “holo-bots”. Holo-bots are robotic like organisms that still maintain living cell whilst having a mechanical steering system coupled with an organic brain. The result will be a superbly intelligent, fast paced life form with an organic-sounding voice. Schools will happen through voice links that come on at the given starting times, if not on, pupils will be truant. The times will be GMT. (As the Earth will become the galaxies time measuring centre)
Pupils will still be named that (only “azstus” in the U.G.L) as they perform the same functions that modern day pupils would expect. The differences are that there is no specific building (or even planet) for the pupils as it is the future and that would waste money and be far too contained, the other difference is that a screen is optional, so students may not wish to look at their designated holo-bot.
4. Politics:
In the Future the idea of capitalism and communism will be primitive ideas created by a primitive society, known only to those future historians.
In the future there will be cross-galactic peace and a variety of "alien" democracies that enable people to have the same rights as today except with none of the "free loading" that the Earth's systems currently hold.
There will be no such powerful man to rule the universe and the idea will be very barbaric and downright stupid to those living in the furure.
There will be no kings or queens or royal anythings as equal rights will have prevailed after many wars.No single person can be singly responsible for the fate of the universe and a form of cross galactic voting will occur so that all walks of society will be able to affect the outcome of the world. There will still be certain "candidates" and "parties" only with very different ideas and that will not "broadcast" as such, but be judged on their performances from the previous years. There will be people from a special commitee to oversee that everything is fair and runs smoothly.
5.Language (ANOTHER VIEW):
There will be no one "dictionary" large enough to hold all of the different races vocabulary, if it was different, instead the idea will be useless as all of the galaxy(ies) will speak the same language for convenience. There will be certain memory chips that you can put into your brain to gain superior knowledge of "the language" but these will be very expensive. All the galaxy will speak the same language as the thought of separate languages would be ludicrous with the amount of individual planets and races.
Society will not speak in "clicks" as in modern day (2003) films, but in a superior form of telekenisis (as not all of the creatures of the galaxy(ies) will have mouths). Of course there will be those less educated that will not have the vocabulary of those superiorly educated.
6. The fates of the known planets:
This is what will happen to the currently known planets
1. Mercury, this planet will become the universes beach and sunbathing "resort" this is where all those who want to enjoy heat or have a holiday in the sun will live. Few people will actually live here and not all creatures will cope with the heat. There will be many complexes for those wishing to have a holiday to stay inn and the planet will have many equivalents of "travel reps".
2. Venus, unlike Mercury, Venus will not become the places for beaches simply because of all the gases. This planets gas layers will be so dense holiday shuttle trips will not be able to see the planets surface, because of this, Venus will become the home of those wishing to have a quiet, peaceful life. Venus is also the home of the apparations commonly known as "ghosts".
3. Earth will sustain little life in the future. Clever people will recognise that the planet has a high water coverage and so will make the planet completely water-logged. Humans will move on and adapt to the known universe, except those from the poorest walks of life, who will now inhabit what tiny land masses are left. Earth will hold part of the universes water supply, but will have only resivoirs for this, as Earth will be so polluted that it becomes the universes rubbish dump.
4. Mars will become the resort of "sand skiers" and will be a planet for cross galaxy tourists to visit and the rest of the universe to take sandboarding/skiing trips to. Mars has the universes highest mountains and will also be the paradise of mountain and rock climbers.
5. Jupiter will be the home of many people as (in our galaxy) will be one of the biggest planets. It will be like London is in the presesnt day (a densely populated city).
6. Saturn will be the home of tourist excursions the universe over. (play on the phrase "the world over"!)Saturn will attract "ring surfers" who are the universes dare devils, this will become a popular sport.
7. Uranus will be renamed to "Uras" which people will realise is just as funny as the old name!. Eventually the universes commitee will get annoyed and blow the planet up as it is/was useless anyway.
8. Neptune will be where trainee magicians go as it has a mystical shroud around it. People will go and watch futuristic magic shows there (magic will actually be real, but only on Neptune)
9. Pluto will be where the futuristic Inuits live. Another skiiers paradise and one where all the creatures who are adapte dto cold climates will live. Pluto will be "cute" in the eyes of tourists of the "B" category.(see the next section)
7. Genders in the future:
There will be no "boys/men" and "girls/women" in the future as all the planets will not be able to sell if people from other planets are what they class as boys or girls because reproductory organs will be completely different depending on the species!
The universes commitee will eventually decide to name it the "A" category
and the "B" category.(A being todays boys and B todays girls).
Sex will differ depending on the species, although breeding will not be allowed across different galaxy inhabitant types because of the strange cross breeds that might occur. Although it will still happen (like drugs are illegal, but some people can still obtain them)
Conventional breeding will be the general way
e.g
Nowadays "conventional" is man and woman, which translates to A and B
Obviously there will be B and B and A and A exceptions (Im sure everyone doesn't need the comparison, and can work it out..)
8. Technology in the Future:
There will be devices called "mind cameras" (in our current, primitive language), basically it goes in the persons ear and takes a "photo" (again modern day equivalent) that capture sthe thought onto transgallactic mono drive (like modern paper, it is the main stationery usesd to "write" on)
Televisions will not exist, instead people go to sleep and what they "dream"(another language comparison) happens in real life, and they can access other peoples aswell, like modern day TV. This will all have limits, for example no explicit "dreams" will come true as there could be people killing/screwing people randomly.
There will be technology to constantly "improve" peoples lives, just like modern day.
8. Society:
There will, of course, have to be the equivalent of the police to ensure that the law is upheld and that crime is kept down.
Society will be structured very much as of today, with richer people at the top of the pecking order, mid class people will be halfway up and poor people will be at the bottom of the pecking order.
There will be no money, as people will deem it stupid, who wants metal coins that you cannot use for any practical value, instead all money will
be the preffered food(s) of that planet (as currency is the preffered monetary value of a country). This will work in very much the same way as it currently does, with bartering available on some planets and the value of some food will be worth more than other foods. There will be places to swap your currency for the currency of the planet that you are wanting to visit.
Jobs will be exactly the same as those at the present day, only the sports will be relevant to the time and people will not want to give the equivalent of footballers so much, instead more money will be given to useful professions such as Doctors, teachers and lawyers.
The jobs will still do as they currently do, teachers will teach the younger generation(s) and lawyers will defend the clients of the future.
Racism will be abolished as there will be no "normal" on planets as everyone will be form their own, completely different planets.
Names will be contemparary to the times.
e.g
In the past, these names were popular*:
.Fan ny
.Nancy
.Meg
.Reginald
.Julian
Currently, these names are popular*:
.John
.Jonthan
.Emma
.Andrew
.Sophie
.Lucy
.Ollie
In the Future, these names will be popular:
.Jehrasabet
.Gool
.Zoof
.Joak
.Angyus
.Namon
* = This is a generalization, no offence meant to anyone
Obviously they will not sound as "stupid" and out of place as they do now, the reason they will be names like "Gool" or "Zoof" is because they will have meanings then they will be popular thaen and they sound like sophisticated names (parents will use these to show off)
There will still be a large tourism industry (so large it will be the highest paying job!). But people will travel intergallacticallly, not just around one planet, thus the tourism industry being larger, due to the vastness of space.
There will be some smarter races and some superbly well-rounded races. Most races will be of the same level of sophistication.
9. Intergalactic travel:
The vastness of space will really begin to show and people will be living in about 5 known galaxies, with 1 just being explored.
People will jet between planets for conferences and work, it will be a common occurence. Intergalactic travel will be more commonly available than the current holidays abroad, as it will need to be constsntly done so that people can get degrees e.t.c. Civilization will use a complex and futuristic shuttle, with the conpanys' logo emblazened on the side of the vessel.
As with modern day aeroplanes, there will be various sizes, they are as follows:
(Smallest to Largest)
1. Feather-weight:
A clunky craft that is tiny and is only used for military reconissances and carrying small amounts of luggage.
2. Hopper:
Light but fast, these "hop" businessmen around quickly between the planets and are quite sturdy crafts.
3. Economy:
Cheap, commercial and the most popular or available.
4. Vessel:
A very large craft that can take many passengers on very long journeys at a single inning. Mediocre pace.
5. Cruise Vesssl:
Status sybol type craft that is flashy and fast. Owned by all the "keeping up with the jones'". Very fast and sleek.
6. Luxury Cruiser:
Millionaire's vessel that is shiny and exclusive.
10. Medicine:
Many cures will be found and all of the currently known diseases will be eradicated due to long stretches of no use while empires prepared for inter galactic travel. Unfortunately diseases will be spread from planet to planet if a life form picks up the disease and carries it onto the next planet.
Space will neutralise diseases and the severity of diseases will be greatly reduced by far better profiency in cures and antibiotics owned by doctors.
I hope you can identify to this insight into the future, the creme-de-la-creme of my Future posts, please try and read it all before commenting...
Obviously it is my opinion but it may come true.......just think of Nostradamus or George Orwell's book 1984.
Do I win anything for all this? It is just another attempt at me winning myself a GAD and to produce an interseting topic that is actually discussable and a variance from WORLDS LONGEST THREADS, *person below is* kind of things, which get boring...
Anyway, Enjoy (or hoped you enjoyed it!)
Remixed. Revisited. Remastered.
That’s right, here it comes again, everybody’s favourite insight into the future by everybody’s’ favourite author, me.
Once again I will be predicting the future, again in the backdrop of the year 3000. (nothing to do with “Busted”)Try and read it all before commenting!
So, here goes:
1.The Supernatural:
Aliens, of course, will have been overruled thanks to the wonder of inter-galactic travel throughout the universe. Apparitions such as ghosts will turn out to be gas like beings from Earth’s neighbouring planet Venus. The gassy atmosphere guaranteed the survival of these transparent organic life forms. U.F.O’s will actually be new flashy, sports rockets .The “unknown” factor will be engineers wanting to find out the items blue prints, to make a quick buck.
Creatures like Vampires, Werewolves, the creature of the black lagoon, gorgons and Banshees may be inhabitants from other planets. The werewolf will be from the planet Pluto, as its’ fur keeps it warm in the freezing atmosphere. The creature of the black lagoon will be an inhabitant of the planet, aptly named, Zool. (As the planet has much murky water, and in the universal galaxy language, “zool” means water) Vampires will be the evolved forms of vampire bats (stopped eating blood though) and the Banshees will be loud inhabitants of the planet Jupiter. Gorgons will be a ridiculous myth of ancient people to the future generations. (As some of the Egyptian’s gods would be to us)
2. Universal Galaxy Language:
To make understanding and continuity at an all time high, this language will be invented so that everybody understands each other, and races do not need to learn vast reels of ancient languages. This will be far more efficient than at the present day. It will be particularly effective for travel agents, international businessmen, and tourists.
The U.G.L, for short, will be spoken like any other language around today, the accents and styles being impossible to judge. As of today, some simpler people will not know the intricate and harder parts of the language, but this is to be expected. No doubt civilisations will lose some of their individuality, like some of the countries with the Euro. There will be a greater understanding between races and overall the language will be far more sophisticated, and far more people will be experts at it, as they do not have to learn so many languages.
Part of the reason why the Universal Galaxy language is being introduced is that with all the Planets and galaxies, it would otherwise be impossible to learn all of the necessary languages, especially with all of the different races living together.
Language will be spoken with better pronounciation and a profound, widespread knowledge that was previously unthinkable. There will obviously be different accents but this will not hinder the language or mask its’ effectiveness.
Schools will teach only the one language, so more schools can be set up as from each race more language holo-bots will spring up.
3. Education and Schools:
Education will be more wide spread as of the fact that it will be easier to gain and obtain. Will all of the vast populations “planet shifting” to the teaching planet, the density of the teachers will mean a greater effectiveness for all who enrol themselves to the academic enlightenment on such planets.
Schools will be the equivalent of modern day age ranges (as on the different planets, time spans will be vastly differential), taught by the aforementioned “holo-bots”. Holo-bots are robotic like organisms that still maintain living cell whilst having a mechanical steering system coupled with an organic brain. The result will be a superbly intelligent, fast paced life form with an organic-sounding voice. Schools will happen through voice links that come on at the given starting times, if not on, pupils will be truant. The times will be GMT. (As the Earth will become the galaxies time measuring centre)
Pupils will still be named that (only “azstus” in the U.G.L) as they perform the same functions that modern day pupils would expect. The differences are that there is no specific building (or even planet) for the pupils as it is the future and that would waste money and be far too contained, the other difference is that a screen is optional, so students may not wish to look at their designated holo-bot.
4. Politics:
In the Future the idea of capitalism and communism will be primitive ideas created by a primitive society, known only to those future historians.
In the future there will be cross-galactic peace and a variety of "alien" democracies that enable people to have the same rights as today except with none of the "free loading" that the Earth's systems currently hold.
There will be no such powerful man to rule the universe and the idea will be very barbaric and downright stupid to those living in the furure.
There will be no kings or queens or royal anythings as equal rights will have prevailed after many wars.No single person can be singly responsible for the fate of the universe and a form of cross galactic voting will occur so that all walks of society will be able to affect the outcome of the world. There will still be certain "candidates" and "parties" only with very different ideas and that will not "broadcast" as such, but be judged on their performances from the previous years. There will be people from a special commitee to oversee that everything is fair and runs smoothly.
5.Language (ANOTHER VIEW):
There will be no one "dictionary" large enough to hold all of the different races vocabulary, if it was different, instead the idea will be useless as all of the galaxy(ies) will speak the same language for convenience. There will be certain memory chips that you can put into your brain to gain superior knowledge of "the language" but these will be very expensive. All the galaxy will speak the same language as the thought of separate languages would be ludicrous with the amount of individual planets and races.
Society will not speak in "clicks" as in modern day (2003) films, but in a superior form of telekenisis (as not all of the creatures of the galaxy(ies) will have mouths). Of course there will be those less educated that will not have the vocabulary of those superiorly educated.
6. The fates of the known planets:
This is what will happen to the currently known planets
1. Mercury, this planet will become the universes beach and sunbathing "resort" this is where all those who want to enjoy heat or have a holiday in the sun will live. Few people will actually live here and not all creatures will cope with the heat. There will be many complexes for those wishing to have a holiday to stay inn and the planet will have many equivalents of "travel reps".
2. Venus, unlike Mercury, Venus will not become the places for beaches simply because of all the gases. This planets gas layers will be so dense holiday shuttle trips will not be able to see the planets surface, because of this, Venus will become the home of those wishing to have a quiet, peaceful life. Venus is also the home of the apparations commonly known as "ghosts".
3. Earth will sustain little life in the future. Clever people will recognise that the planet has a high water coverage and so will make the planet completely water-logged. Humans will move on and adapt to the known universe, except those from the poorest walks of life, who will now inhabit what tiny land masses are left. Earth will hold part of the universes water supply, but will have only resivoirs for this, as Earth will be so polluted that it becomes the universes rubbish dump.
4. Mars will become the resort of "sand skiers" and will be a planet for cross galaxy tourists to visit and the rest of the universe to take sandboarding/skiing trips to. Mars has the universes highest mountains and will also be the paradise of mountain and rock climbers.
5. Jupiter will be the home of many people as (in our galaxy) will be one of the biggest planets. It will be like London is in the presesnt day (a densely populated city).
6. Saturn will be the home of tourist excursions the universe over. (play on the phrase "the world over"!)Saturn will attract "ring surfers" who are the universes dare devils, this will become a popular sport.
7. Uranus will be renamed to "Uras" which people will realise is just as funny as the old name!. Eventually the universes commitee will get annoyed and blow the planet up as it is/was useless anyway.
8. Neptune will be where trainee magicians go as it has a mystical shroud around it. People will go and watch futuristic magic shows there (magic will actually be real, but only on Neptune)
9. Pluto will be where the futuristic Inuits live. Another skiiers paradise and one where all the creatures who are adapte dto cold climates will live. Pluto will be "cute" in the eyes of tourists of the "B" category.(see the next section)
7. Genders in the future:
There will be no "boys/men" and "girls/women" in the future as all the planets will not be able to sell if people from other planets are what they class as boys or girls because reproductory organs will be completely different depending on the species!
The universes commitee will eventually decide to name it the "A" category
and the "B" category.(A being todays boys and B todays girls).
Sex will differ depending on the species, although breeding will not be allowed across different galaxy inhabitant types because of the strange cross breeds that might occur. Although it will still happen (like drugs are illegal, but some people can still obtain them)
Conventional breeding will be the general way
e.g
Nowadays "conventional" is man and woman, which translates to A and B
Obviously there will be B and B and A and A exceptions (Im sure everyone doesn't need the comparison, and can work it out..)
8. Technology in the Future:
There will be devices called "mind cameras" (in our current, primitive language), basically it goes in the persons ear and takes a "photo" (again modern day equivalent) that capture sthe thought onto transgallactic mono drive (like modern paper, it is the main stationery usesd to "write" on)
Televisions will not exist, instead people go to sleep and what they "dream"(another language comparison) happens in real life, and they can access other peoples aswell, like modern day TV. This will all have limits, for example no explicit "dreams" will come true as there could be people killing/screwing people randomly.
There will be technology to constantly "improve" peoples lives, just like modern day.
8. Society:
There will, of course, have to be the equivalent of the police to ensure that the law is upheld and that crime is kept down.
Society will be structured very much as of today, with richer people at the top of the pecking order, mid class people will be halfway up and poor people will be at the bottom of the pecking order.
There will be no money, as people will deem it stupid, who wants metal coins that you cannot use for any practical value, instead all money will
be the preffered food(s) of that planet (as currency is the preffered monetary value of a country). This will work in very much the same way as it currently does, with bartering available on some planets and the value of some food will be worth more than other foods. There will be places to swap your currency for the currency of the planet that you are wanting to visit.
Jobs will be exactly the same as those at the present day, only the sports will be relevant to the time and people will not want to give the equivalent of footballers so much, instead more money will be given to useful professions such as Doctors, teachers and lawyers.
The jobs will still do as they currently do, teachers will teach the younger generation(s) and lawyers will defend the clients of the future.
Racism will be abolished as there will be no "normal" on planets as everyone will be form their own, completely different planets.
Names will be contemparary to the times.
e.g
In the past, these names were popular*:
.Fan ny
.Nancy
.Meg
.Reginald
.Julian
Currently, these names are popular*:
.John
.Jonthan
.Emma
.Andrew
.Sophie
.Lucy
.Ollie
In the Future, these names will be popular:
.Jehrasabet
.Gool
.Zoof
.Joak
.Angyus
.Namon
* = This is a generalization, no offence meant to anyone
Obviously they will not sound as "stupid" and out of place as they do now, the reason they will be names like "Gool" or "Zoof" is because they will have meanings then they will be popular thaen and they sound like sophisticated names (parents will use these to show off)
There will still be a large tourism industry (so large it will be the highest paying job!). But people will travel intergallacticallly, not just around one planet, thus the tourism industry being larger, due to the vastness of space.
There will be some smarter races and some superbly well-rounded races. Most races will be of the same level of sophistication.
9. Intergalactic travel:
The vastness of space will really begin to show and people will be living in about 5 known galaxies, with 1 just being explored.
People will jet between planets for conferences and work, it will be a common occurence. Intergalactic travel will be more commonly available than the current holidays abroad, as it will need to be constsntly done so that people can get degrees e.t.c. Civilization will use a complex and futuristic shuttle, with the conpanys' logo emblazened on the side of the vessel.
As with modern day aeroplanes, there will be various sizes, they are as follows:
(Smallest to Largest)
1. Feather-weight:
A clunky craft that is tiny and is only used for military reconissances and carrying small amounts of luggage.
2. Hopper:
Light but fast, these "hop" businessmen around quickly between the planets and are quite sturdy crafts.
3. Economy:
Cheap, commercial and the most popular or available.
4. Vessel:
A very large craft that can take many passengers on very long journeys at a single inning. Mediocre pace.
5. Cruise Vesssl:
Status sybol type craft that is flashy and fast. Owned by all the "keeping up with the jones'". Very fast and sleek.
6. Luxury Cruiser:
Millionaire's vessel that is shiny and exclusive.
10. Medicine:
Many cures will be found and all of the currently known diseases will be eradicated due to long stretches of no use while empires prepared for inter galactic travel. Unfortunately diseases will be spread from planet to planet if a life form picks up the disease and carries it onto the next planet.
Space will neutralise diseases and the severity of diseases will be greatly reduced by far better profiency in cures and antibiotics owned by doctors.
I hope you can identify to this insight into the future, the creme-de-la-creme of my Future posts, please try and read it all before commenting...
Obviously it is my opinion but it may come true.......just think of Nostradamus or George Orwell's book 1984.
Do I win anything for all this? It is just another attempt at me winning myself a GAD and to produce an interseting topic that is actually discussable and a variance from WORLDS LONGEST THREADS, *person below is* kind of things, which get boring...
Anyway, Enjoy (or hoped you enjoyed it!)
Page:
Someone is, but is it enough?
You have far too much free time. Heh nah just kidding, very good post. Definitely original and well thought out. Me thinks someone is eyeing up a GAD :D
The Future
Remixed. Revisited. Remastered.
That’s right, here it comes again, everybody’s favourite insight into the future by everybody’s’ favourite author, me.
Once again I will be predicting the future, again in the backdrop of the year 3000. (nothing to do with “Busted”)Try and read it all before commenting!
So, here goes:
1.The Supernatural:
Aliens, of course, will have been overruled thanks to the wonder of inter-galactic travel throughout the universe. Apparitions such as ghosts will turn out to be gas like beings from Earth’s neighbouring planet Venus. The gassy atmosphere guaranteed the survival of these transparent organic life forms. U.F.O’s will actually be new flashy, sports rockets .The “unknown” factor will be engineers wanting to find out the items blue prints, to make a quick buck.
Creatures like Vampires, Werewolves, the creature of the black lagoon, gorgons and Banshees may be inhabitants from other planets. The werewolf will be from the planet Pluto, as its’ fur keeps it warm in the freezing atmosphere. The creature of the black lagoon will be an inhabitant of the planet, aptly named, Zool. (As the planet has much murky water, and in the universal galaxy language, “zool” means water) Vampires will be the evolved forms of vampire bats (stopped eating blood though) and the Banshees will be loud inhabitants of the planet Jupiter. Gorgons will be a ridiculous myth of ancient people to the future generations. (As some of the Egyptian’s gods would be to us)
2. Universal Galaxy Language:
To make understanding and continuity at an all time high, this language will be invented so that everybody understands each other, and races do not need to learn vast reels of ancient languages. This will be far more efficient than at the present day. It will be particularly effective for travel agents, international businessmen, and tourists.
The U.G.L, for short, will be spoken like any other language around today, the accents and styles being impossible to judge. As of today, some simpler people will not know the intricate and harder parts of the language, but this is to be expected. No doubt civilisations will lose some of their individuality, like some of the countries with the Euro. There will be a greater understanding between races and overall the language will be far more sophisticated, and far more people will be experts at it, as they do not have to learn so many languages.
Part of the reason why the Universal Galaxy language is being introduced is that with all the Planets and galaxies, it would otherwise be impossible to learn all of the necessary languages, especially with all of the different races living together.
Language will be spoken with better pronounciation and a profound, widespread knowledge that was previously unthinkable. There will obviously be different accents but this will not hinder the language or mask its’ effectiveness.
Schools will teach only the one language, so more schools can be set up as from each race more language holo-bots will spring up.
3. Education and Schools:
Education will be more wide spread as of the fact that it will be easier to gain and obtain. Will all of the vast populations “planet shifting” to the teaching planet, the density of the teachers will mean a greater effectiveness for all who enrol themselves to the academic enlightenment on such planets.
Schools will be the equivalent of modern day age ranges (as on the different planets, time spans will be vastly differential), taught by the aforementioned “holo-bots”. Holo-bots are robotic like organisms that still maintain living cell whilst having a mechanical steering system coupled with an organic brain. The result will be a superbly intelligent, fast paced life form with an organic-sounding voice. Schools will happen through voice links that come on at the given starting times, if not on, pupils will be truant. The times will be GMT. (As the Earth will become the galaxies time measuring centre)
Pupils will still be named that (only “azstus” in the U.G.L) as they perform the same functions that modern day pupils would expect. The differences are that there is no specific building (or even planet) for the pupils as it is the future and that would waste money and be far too contained, the other difference is that a screen is optional, so students may not wish to look at their designated holo-bot.
4. Politics:
In the Future the idea of capitalism and communism will be primitive ideas created by a primitive society, known only to those future historians.
In the future there will be cross-galactic peace and a variety of "alien" democracies that enable people to have the same rights as today except with none of the "free loading" that the Earth's systems currently hold.
There will be no such powerful man to rule the universe and the idea will be very barbaric and downright stupid to those living in the furure.
There will be no kings or queens or royal anythings as equal rights will have prevailed after many wars.No single person can be singly responsible for the fate of the universe and a form of cross galactic voting will occur so that all walks of society will be able to affect the outcome of the world. There will still be certain "candidates" and "parties" only with very different ideas and that will not "broadcast" as such, but be judged on their performances from the previous years. There will be people from a special commitee to oversee that everything is fair and runs smoothly.
5.Language (ANOTHER VIEW):
There will be no one "dictionary" large enough to hold all of the different races vocabulary, if it was different, instead the idea will be useless as all of the galaxy(ies) will speak the same language for convenience. There will be certain memory chips that you can put into your brain to gain superior knowledge of "the language" but these will be very expensive. All the galaxy will speak the same language as the thought of separate languages would be ludicrous with the amount of individual planets and races.
Society will not speak in "clicks" as in modern day (2003) films, but in a superior form of telekenisis (as not all of the creatures of the galaxy(ies) will have mouths). Of course there will be those less educated that will not have the vocabulary of those superiorly educated.
6. The fates of the known planets:
This is what will happen to the currently known planets
1. Mercury, this planet will become the universes beach and sunbathing "resort" this is where all those who want to enjoy heat or have a holiday in the sun will live. Few people will actually live here and not all creatures will cope with the heat. There will be many complexes for those wishing to have a holiday to stay inn and the planet will have many equivalents of "travel reps".
2. Venus, unlike Mercury, Venus will not become the places for beaches simply because of all the gases. This planets gas layers will be so dense holiday shuttle trips will not be able to see the planets surface, because of this, Venus will become the home of those wishing to have a quiet, peaceful life. Venus is also the home of the apparations commonly known as "ghosts".
3. Earth will sustain little life in the future. Clever people will recognise that the planet has a high water coverage and so will make the planet completely water-logged. Humans will move on and adapt to the known universe, except those from the poorest walks of life, who will now inhabit what tiny land masses are left. Earth will hold part of the universes water supply, but will have only resivoirs for this, as Earth will be so polluted that it becomes the universes rubbish dump.
4. Mars will become the resort of "sand skiers" and will be a planet for cross galaxy tourists to visit and the rest of the universe to take sandboarding/skiing trips to. Mars has the universes highest mountains and will also be the paradise of mountain and rock climbers.
5. Jupiter will be the home of many people as (in our galaxy) will be one of the biggest planets. It will be like London is in the presesnt day (a densely populated city).
6. Saturn will be the home of tourist excursions the universe over. (play on the phrase "the world over"!)Saturn will attract "ring surfers" who are the universes dare devils, this will become a popular sport.
7. Uranus will be renamed to "Uras" which people will realise is just as funny as the old name!. Eventually the universes commitee will get annoyed and blow the planet up as it is/was useless anyway.
8. Neptune will be where trainee magicians go as it has a mystical shroud around it. People will go and watch futuristic magic shows there (magic will actually be real, but only on Neptune)
9. Pluto will be where the futuristic Inuits live. Another skiiers paradise and one where all the creatures who are adapte dto cold climates will live. Pluto will be "cute" in the eyes of tourists of the "B" category.(see the next section)
7. Genders in the future:
There will be no "boys/men" and "girls/women" in the future as all the planets will not be able to sell if people from other planets are what they class as boys or girls because reproductory organs will be completely different depending on the species!
The universes commitee will eventually decide to name it the "A" category
and the "B" category.(A being todays boys and B todays girls).
Sex will differ depending on the species, although breeding will not be allowed across different galaxy inhabitant types because of the strange cross breeds that might occur. Although it will still happen (like drugs are illegal, but some people can still obtain them)
Conventional breeding will be the general way
e.g
Nowadays "conventional" is man and woman, which translates to A and B
Obviously there will be B and B and A and A exceptions (Im sure everyone doesn't need the comparison, and can work it out..)
8. Technology in the Future:
There will be devices called "mind cameras" (in our current, primitive language), basically it goes in the persons ear and takes a "photo" (again modern day equivalent) that capture sthe thought onto transgallactic mono drive (like modern paper, it is the main stationery usesd to "write" on)
Televisions will not exist, instead people go to sleep and what they "dream"(another language comparison) happens in real life, and they can access other peoples aswell, like modern day TV. This will all have limits, for example no explicit "dreams" will come true as there could be people killing/screwing people randomly.
There will be technology to constantly "improve" peoples lives, just like modern day.
8. Society:
There will, of course, have to be the equivalent of the police to ensure that the law is upheld and that crime is kept down.
Society will be structured very much as of today, with richer people at the top of the pecking order, mid class people will be halfway up and poor people will be at the bottom of the pecking order.
There will be no money, as people will deem it stupid, who wants metal coins that you cannot use for any practical value, instead all money will
be the preffered food(s) of that planet (as currency is the preffered monetary value of a country). This will work in very much the same way as it currently does, with bartering available on some planets and the value of some food will be worth more than other foods. There will be places to swap your currency for the currency of the planet that you are wanting to visit.
Jobs will be exactly the same as those at the present day, only the sports will be relevant to the time and people will not want to give the equivalent of footballers so much, instead more money will be given to useful professions such as Doctors, teachers and lawyers.
The jobs will still do as they currently do, teachers will teach the younger generation(s) and lawyers will defend the clients of the future.
Racism will be abolished as there will be no "normal" on planets as everyone will be form their own, completely different planets.
Names will be contemparary to the times.
e.g
In the past, these names were popular*:
.Fan ny
.Nancy
.Meg
.Reginald
.Julian
Currently, these names are popular*:
.John
.Jonthan
.Emma
.Andrew
.Sophie
.Lucy
.Ollie
In the Future, these names will be popular:
.Jehrasabet
.Gool
.Zoof
.Joak
.Angyus
.Namon
* = This is a generalization, no offence meant to anyone
Obviously they will not sound as "stupid" and out of place as they do now, the reason they will be names like "Gool" or "Zoof" is because they will have meanings then they will be popular thaen and they sound like sophisticated names (parents will use these to show off)
There will still be a large tourism industry (so large it will be the highest paying job!). But people will travel intergallacticallly, not just around one planet, thus the tourism industry being larger, due to the vastness of space.
There will be some smarter races and some superbly well-rounded races. Most races will be of the same level of sophistication.
9. Intergalactic travel:
The vastness of space will really begin to show and people will be living in about 5 known galaxies, with 1 just being explored.
People will jet between planets for conferences and work, it will be a common occurence. Intergalactic travel will be more commonly available than the current holidays abroad, as it will need to be constsntly done so that people can get degrees e.t.c. Civilization will use a complex and futuristic shuttle, with the conpanys' logo emblazened on the side of the vessel.
As with modern day aeroplanes, there will be various sizes, they are as follows:
(Smallest to Largest)
1. Feather-weight:
A clunky craft that is tiny and is only used for military reconissances and carrying small amounts of luggage.
2. Hopper:
Light but fast, these "hop" businessmen around quickly between the planets and are quite sturdy crafts.
3. Economy:
Cheap, commercial and the most popular or available.
4. Vessel:
A very large craft that can take many passengers on very long journeys at a single inning. Mediocre pace.
5. Cruise Vesssl:
Status sybol type craft that is flashy and fast. Owned by all the "keeping up with the jones'". Very fast and sleek.
6. Luxury Cruiser:
Millionaire's vessel that is shiny and exclusive.
10. Medicine:
Many cures will be found and all of the currently known diseases will be eradicated due to long stretches of no use while empires prepared for inter galactic travel. Unfortunately diseases will be spread from planet to planet if a life form picks up the disease and carries it onto the next planet.
Space will neutralise diseases and the severity of diseases will be greatly reduced by far better profiency in cures and antibiotics owned by doctors.
I hope you can identify to this insight into the future, the creme-de-la-creme of my Future posts, please try and read it all before commenting...
Obviously it is my opinion but it may come true.......just think of Nostradamus or George Orwell's book 1984.
Do I win anything for all this? It is just another attempt at me winning myself a GAD and to produce an interseting topic that is actually discussable and a variance from WORLDS LONGEST THREADS, *person below is* kind of things, which get boring...
Anyway, Enjoy (or hoped you enjoyed it!)
Remixed. Revisited. Remastered.
That’s right, here it comes again, everybody’s favourite insight into the future by everybody’s’ favourite author, me.
Once again I will be predicting the future, again in the backdrop of the year 3000. (nothing to do with “Busted”)Try and read it all before commenting!
So, here goes:
1.The Supernatural:
Aliens, of course, will have been overruled thanks to the wonder of inter-galactic travel throughout the universe. Apparitions such as ghosts will turn out to be gas like beings from Earth’s neighbouring planet Venus. The gassy atmosphere guaranteed the survival of these transparent organic life forms. U.F.O’s will actually be new flashy, sports rockets .The “unknown” factor will be engineers wanting to find out the items blue prints, to make a quick buck.
Creatures like Vampires, Werewolves, the creature of the black lagoon, gorgons and Banshees may be inhabitants from other planets. The werewolf will be from the planet Pluto, as its’ fur keeps it warm in the freezing atmosphere. The creature of the black lagoon will be an inhabitant of the planet, aptly named, Zool. (As the planet has much murky water, and in the universal galaxy language, “zool” means water) Vampires will be the evolved forms of vampire bats (stopped eating blood though) and the Banshees will be loud inhabitants of the planet Jupiter. Gorgons will be a ridiculous myth of ancient people to the future generations. (As some of the Egyptian’s gods would be to us)
2. Universal Galaxy Language:
To make understanding and continuity at an all time high, this language will be invented so that everybody understands each other, and races do not need to learn vast reels of ancient languages. This will be far more efficient than at the present day. It will be particularly effective for travel agents, international businessmen, and tourists.
The U.G.L, for short, will be spoken like any other language around today, the accents and styles being impossible to judge. As of today, some simpler people will not know the intricate and harder parts of the language, but this is to be expected. No doubt civilisations will lose some of their individuality, like some of the countries with the Euro. There will be a greater understanding between races and overall the language will be far more sophisticated, and far more people will be experts at it, as they do not have to learn so many languages.
Part of the reason why the Universal Galaxy language is being introduced is that with all the Planets and galaxies, it would otherwise be impossible to learn all of the necessary languages, especially with all of the different races living together.
Language will be spoken with better pronounciation and a profound, widespread knowledge that was previously unthinkable. There will obviously be different accents but this will not hinder the language or mask its’ effectiveness.
Schools will teach only the one language, so more schools can be set up as from each race more language holo-bots will spring up.
3. Education and Schools:
Education will be more wide spread as of the fact that it will be easier to gain and obtain. Will all of the vast populations “planet shifting” to the teaching planet, the density of the teachers will mean a greater effectiveness for all who enrol themselves to the academic enlightenment on such planets.
Schools will be the equivalent of modern day age ranges (as on the different planets, time spans will be vastly differential), taught by the aforementioned “holo-bots”. Holo-bots are robotic like organisms that still maintain living cell whilst having a mechanical steering system coupled with an organic brain. The result will be a superbly intelligent, fast paced life form with an organic-sounding voice. Schools will happen through voice links that come on at the given starting times, if not on, pupils will be truant. The times will be GMT. (As the Earth will become the galaxies time measuring centre)
Pupils will still be named that (only “azstus” in the U.G.L) as they perform the same functions that modern day pupils would expect. The differences are that there is no specific building (or even planet) for the pupils as it is the future and that would waste money and be far too contained, the other difference is that a screen is optional, so students may not wish to look at their designated holo-bot.
4. Politics:
In the Future the idea of capitalism and communism will be primitive ideas created by a primitive society, known only to those future historians.
In the future there will be cross-galactic peace and a variety of "alien" democracies that enable people to have the same rights as today except with none of the "free loading" that the Earth's systems currently hold.
There will be no such powerful man to rule the universe and the idea will be very barbaric and downright stupid to those living in the furure.
There will be no kings or queens or royal anythings as equal rights will have prevailed after many wars.No single person can be singly responsible for the fate of the universe and a form of cross galactic voting will occur so that all walks of society will be able to affect the outcome of the world. There will still be certain "candidates" and "parties" only with very different ideas and that will not "broadcast" as such, but be judged on their performances from the previous years. There will be people from a special commitee to oversee that everything is fair and runs smoothly.
5.Language (ANOTHER VIEW):
There will be no one "dictionary" large enough to hold all of the different races vocabulary, if it was different, instead the idea will be useless as all of the galaxy(ies) will speak the same language for convenience. There will be certain memory chips that you can put into your brain to gain superior knowledge of "the language" but these will be very expensive. All the galaxy will speak the same language as the thought of separate languages would be ludicrous with the amount of individual planets and races.
Society will not speak in "clicks" as in modern day (2003) films, but in a superior form of telekenisis (as not all of the creatures of the galaxy(ies) will have mouths). Of course there will be those less educated that will not have the vocabulary of those superiorly educated.
6. The fates of the known planets:
This is what will happen to the currently known planets
1. Mercury, this planet will become the universes beach and sunbathing "resort" this is where all those who want to enjoy heat or have a holiday in the sun will live. Few people will actually live here and not all creatures will cope with the heat. There will be many complexes for those wishing to have a holiday to stay inn and the planet will have many equivalents of "travel reps".
2. Venus, unlike Mercury, Venus will not become the places for beaches simply because of all the gases. This planets gas layers will be so dense holiday shuttle trips will not be able to see the planets surface, because of this, Venus will become the home of those wishing to have a quiet, peaceful life. Venus is also the home of the apparations commonly known as "ghosts".
3. Earth will sustain little life in the future. Clever people will recognise that the planet has a high water coverage and so will make the planet completely water-logged. Humans will move on and adapt to the known universe, except those from the poorest walks of life, who will now inhabit what tiny land masses are left. Earth will hold part of the universes water supply, but will have only resivoirs for this, as Earth will be so polluted that it becomes the universes rubbish dump.
4. Mars will become the resort of "sand skiers" and will be a planet for cross galaxy tourists to visit and the rest of the universe to take sandboarding/skiing trips to. Mars has the universes highest mountains and will also be the paradise of mountain and rock climbers.
5. Jupiter will be the home of many people as (in our galaxy) will be one of the biggest planets. It will be like London is in the presesnt day (a densely populated city).
6. Saturn will be the home of tourist excursions the universe over. (play on the phrase "the world over"!)Saturn will attract "ring surfers" who are the universes dare devils, this will become a popular sport.
7. Uranus will be renamed to "Uras" which people will realise is just as funny as the old name!. Eventually the universes commitee will get annoyed and blow the planet up as it is/was useless anyway.
8. Neptune will be where trainee magicians go as it has a mystical shroud around it. People will go and watch futuristic magic shows there (magic will actually be real, but only on Neptune)
9. Pluto will be where the futuristic Inuits live. Another skiiers paradise and one where all the creatures who are adapte dto cold climates will live. Pluto will be "cute" in the eyes of tourists of the "B" category.(see the next section)
7. Genders in the future:
There will be no "boys/men" and "girls/women" in the future as all the planets will not be able to sell if people from other planets are what they class as boys or girls because reproductory organs will be completely different depending on the species!
The universes commitee will eventually decide to name it the "A" category
and the "B" category.(A being todays boys and B todays girls).
Sex will differ depending on the species, although breeding will not be allowed across different galaxy inhabitant types because of the strange cross breeds that might occur. Although it will still happen (like drugs are illegal, but some people can still obtain them)
Conventional breeding will be the general way
e.g
Nowadays "conventional" is man and woman, which translates to A and B
Obviously there will be B and B and A and A exceptions (Im sure everyone doesn't need the comparison, and can work it out..)
8. Technology in the Future:
There will be devices called "mind cameras" (in our current, primitive language), basically it goes in the persons ear and takes a "photo" (again modern day equivalent) that capture sthe thought onto transgallactic mono drive (like modern paper, it is the main stationery usesd to "write" on)
Televisions will not exist, instead people go to sleep and what they "dream"(another language comparison) happens in real life, and they can access other peoples aswell, like modern day TV. This will all have limits, for example no explicit "dreams" will come true as there could be people killing/screwing people randomly.
There will be technology to constantly "improve" peoples lives, just like modern day.
8. Society:
There will, of course, have to be the equivalent of the police to ensure that the law is upheld and that crime is kept down.
Society will be structured very much as of today, with richer people at the top of the pecking order, mid class people will be halfway up and poor people will be at the bottom of the pecking order.
There will be no money, as people will deem it stupid, who wants metal coins that you cannot use for any practical value, instead all money will
be the preffered food(s) of that planet (as currency is the preffered monetary value of a country). This will work in very much the same way as it currently does, with bartering available on some planets and the value of some food will be worth more than other foods. There will be places to swap your currency for the currency of the planet that you are wanting to visit.
Jobs will be exactly the same as those at the present day, only the sports will be relevant to the time and people will not want to give the equivalent of footballers so much, instead more money will be given to useful professions such as Doctors, teachers and lawyers.
The jobs will still do as they currently do, teachers will teach the younger generation(s) and lawyers will defend the clients of the future.
Racism will be abolished as there will be no "normal" on planets as everyone will be form their own, completely different planets.
Names will be contemparary to the times.
e.g
In the past, these names were popular*:
.Fan ny
.Nancy
.Meg
.Reginald
.Julian
Currently, these names are popular*:
.John
.Jonthan
.Emma
.Andrew
.Sophie
.Lucy
.Ollie
In the Future, these names will be popular:
.Jehrasabet
.Gool
.Zoof
.Joak
.Angyus
.Namon
* = This is a generalization, no offence meant to anyone
Obviously they will not sound as "stupid" and out of place as they do now, the reason they will be names like "Gool" or "Zoof" is because they will have meanings then they will be popular thaen and they sound like sophisticated names (parents will use these to show off)
There will still be a large tourism industry (so large it will be the highest paying job!). But people will travel intergallacticallly, not just around one planet, thus the tourism industry being larger, due to the vastness of space.
There will be some smarter races and some superbly well-rounded races. Most races will be of the same level of sophistication.
9. Intergalactic travel:
The vastness of space will really begin to show and people will be living in about 5 known galaxies, with 1 just being explored.
People will jet between planets for conferences and work, it will be a common occurence. Intergalactic travel will be more commonly available than the current holidays abroad, as it will need to be constsntly done so that people can get degrees e.t.c. Civilization will use a complex and futuristic shuttle, with the conpanys' logo emblazened on the side of the vessel.
As with modern day aeroplanes, there will be various sizes, they are as follows:
(Smallest to Largest)
1. Feather-weight:
A clunky craft that is tiny and is only used for military reconissances and carrying small amounts of luggage.
2. Hopper:
Light but fast, these "hop" businessmen around quickly between the planets and are quite sturdy crafts.
3. Economy:
Cheap, commercial and the most popular or available.
4. Vessel:
A very large craft that can take many passengers on very long journeys at a single inning. Mediocre pace.
5. Cruise Vesssl:
Status sybol type craft that is flashy and fast. Owned by all the "keeping up with the jones'". Very fast and sleek.
6. Luxury Cruiser:
Millionaire's vessel that is shiny and exclusive.
10. Medicine:
Many cures will be found and all of the currently known diseases will be eradicated due to long stretches of no use while empires prepared for inter galactic travel. Unfortunately diseases will be spread from planet to planet if a life form picks up the disease and carries it onto the next planet.
Space will neutralise diseases and the severity of diseases will be greatly reduced by far better profiency in cures and antibiotics owned by doctors.
I hope you can identify to this insight into the future, the creme-de-la-creme of my Future posts, please try and read it all before commenting...
Obviously it is my opinion but it may come true.......just think of Nostradamus or George Orwell's book 1984.
Do I win anything for all this? It is just another attempt at me winning myself a GAD and to produce an interseting topic that is actually discussable and a variance from WORLDS LONGEST THREADS, *person below is* kind of things, which get boring...
Anyway, Enjoy (or hoped you enjoyed it!)
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