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"Cheer me up"

Tell me a joke or something that will cheer me up, I'm feeling sorry for myself right now and could do with a laugh! :)

English_Bloke wrote:
> El Robin and Lindgren were on their way home from the bar one night
> having had a meal together when Robin got pulled over by the police.
> The officer, (English_Bloke), told Robin that he had stopped him
> because his right-sided brake light was broken. Robin replied,
> "I'm very sorry officer, sir, man whom I respect very much, I
> didn't realize it was broken, I'll get it fixed right away."
>
> Just after he had said this Lindgren said, "I knew this would
> happen! I told you two days ago to get that light fixed. You never
> listen to me"
>
> So, English_Bloke, giving Robin a quizzical look asked to see his
> driving license. After looking at it he said, "Your license has
> expired, punk."
>
> Again Robin apologized saying that he didn't realize that it had
> expired and would take care of it first thing in the morning.
>
> Lindgren then piped up, "I told you a week ago that, that letter
> had arrived telling you that your license had expired."
>
> Well, by this time Robin was feeling more then a little cheesed off
> with his wife. Constantly contradicting him, making him look foolish
> in front of the handsome constable, and possibly getting him into
> trouble that he could have otherwise avoided. He leaned over towards
> Lindgren and said in a rather loud voice, "Lindgren, will you
> shut up!"
>
> English_Bloke, flexed, and then leaned into the window toward
> Lindgren and asked, "Does the shrimp always talk to you like
> that?"
>
> Lindgren replied, "Yes sweet cheeks, but only when he's
> drunk."
>
> *Tumbleweed*

Lol, you have SERIOUSLY cheered me up EB. Thanks! That was really funny!

Ok, I just posted that in the middle of a serious conversation...sorry.

Yea I know what you mean, my dad had a tumor when he was 18 years old. He is on eight tablets a day and has to visit the hospital for check ups on his head and ears etc to keep it all under bay,

Since then the surgery for such head operations are advanced they wouldnt of had to cut his head open like then. Its good how technology has advanced but sometimes - you wish you could press the 'MAKE EVERYTHING OK' button to stop it even further huh!

El Robin and Lindgren were on their way home from the bar one night having had a meal together when Robin got pulled over by the police. The officer, (English_Bloke), told Robin that he had stopped him because his right-sided brake light was broken. Robin replied, "I'm very sorry officer, sir, man whom I respect very much, I didn't realize it was broken, I'll get it fixed right away."

Just after he had said this Lindgren said, "I knew this would happen! I told you two days ago to get that light fixed. You never listen to me"

So, English_Bloke, giving Robin a quizzical look asked to see his driving license. After looking at it he said, "Your license has expired, punk."

Again Robin apologized saying that he didn't realize that it had expired and would take care of it first thing in the morning.

Lindgren then piped up, "I told you a week ago that, that letter had arrived telling you that your license had expired."

Well, by this time Robin was feeling more then a little cheesed off with his wife. Constantly contradicting him, making him look foolish in front of the handsome constable, and possibly getting him into trouble that he could have otherwise avoided. He leaned over towards Lindgren and said in a rather loud voice, "Lindgren, will you shut up!"

English_Bloke, flexed, and then leaned into the window toward Lindgren and asked, "Does the shrimp always talk to you like that?"

Lindgren replied, "Yes sweet cheeks, but only when he's drunk."

*Tumbleweed*

Chronic cholesteatoma

Why? What's the problem?

Lil Ginge wrote:
> Wow its amazing what they can do now.
>
> I hope you start feeling better soon.
>
> And ms ny that song *shhhhakesit also*

yeah it is. wish they could cure me outright though so that id never have to go back. that would be excellent.

Wow its amazing what they can do now.

I hope you start feeling better soon.

And ms ny that song *shhhhakesit also*

Lil Ginge wrote:
> oo dear
>
>
> was it serious? are you ok?

Had to have a small part of my skull removed, but I'll be fine in a few weeks. :)

If you like it.. listen to that HEEEEEY YAAAA! song by Outkast, I don't know whether it's because I'm merry or because it's such a feel-good song!!!! HEEEEEYYYY YAAAA! Shake it, sh sh shake it!