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The following is a brief extract from the Epic Chronicles or Emperor Bob I:
''and after walking for one hour into central Manchester, none of the so called 'shops' contained within them the Civilization III expansion pack: Conquests. And Emperor Bob did say: Those Atari heathens! Thou shall pay and suffer for not releasing the addon package by the fourteenth day of November! Though shall be struck down by my armies and pilliaged for all ye is worth!!!
Following this the Emperor made his way back on a great trek back to the 'Halls of Residence' or as he called them the 'Residence of Evil'.
Before he had made it the Blockbuster cast a spell on him and he was forced to look at the wonders of the Retro section. There he found treasures beyond his wildest dreams; SNES...Mega Drive and N64 games.
One such game was the Legend of Banjo Kazzooie or as the Emperor decreed it; Bajo Kazza. He then lifted it with his mighty hands and noticed its odd odour for it was a game that smelled like BO, it was like an greasy 40 year old tramp in his very hands. And he did purchase this game from the 'Clerk'. A receipt was included as well as an instruction manual, so as to know which buttons may be pressed and in which order. The cartridge was £7.99 in British Empire currency.
It was then that Blockbuster released the Emperor from its vice like grip. There was an automobile accident outside. Then the Residence was dutifully reached, were the Emperor exclaimed in triumph: I have reached my goal!!! Timmargh is surely smiling upon me for such good fortunes. I shall sacrifice five Tesco Express shoppers in his honour! And it was then where he was confronted by the mythi...''
The extract is unreadable from then on.
''and after walking for one hour into central Manchester, none of the so called 'shops' contained within them the Civilization III expansion pack: Conquests. And Emperor Bob did say: Those Atari heathens! Thou shall pay and suffer for not releasing the addon package by the fourteenth day of November! Though shall be struck down by my armies and pilliaged for all ye is worth!!!
Following this the Emperor made his way back on a great trek back to the 'Halls of Residence' or as he called them the 'Residence of Evil'.
Before he had made it the Blockbuster cast a spell on him and he was forced to look at the wonders of the Retro section. There he found treasures beyond his wildest dreams; SNES...Mega Drive and N64 games.
One such game was the Legend of Banjo Kazzooie or as the Emperor decreed it; Bajo Kazza. He then lifted it with his mighty hands and noticed its odd odour for it was a game that smelled like BO, it was like an greasy 40 year old tramp in his very hands. And he did purchase this game from the 'Clerk'. A receipt was included as well as an instruction manual, so as to know which buttons may be pressed and in which order. The cartridge was £7.99 in British Empire currency.
It was then that Blockbuster released the Emperor from its vice like grip. There was an automobile accident outside. Then the Residence was dutifully reached, were the Emperor exclaimed in triumph: I have reached my goal!!! Timmargh is surely smiling upon me for such good fortunes. I shall sacrifice five Tesco Express shoppers in his honour! And it was then where he was confronted by the mythi...''
The extract is unreadable from then on.
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The following is a brief extract from the Epic Chronicles or Emperor Bob I:
''and after walking for one hour into central Manchester, none of the so called 'shops' contained within them the Civilization III expansion pack: Conquests. And Emperor Bob did say: Those Atari heathens! Thou shall pay and suffer for not releasing the addon package by the fourteenth day of November! Though shall be struck down by my armies and pilliaged for all ye is worth!!!
Following this the Emperor made his way back on a great trek back to the 'Halls of Residence' or as he called them the 'Residence of Evil'.
Before he had made it the Blockbuster cast a spell on him and he was forced to look at the wonders of the Retro section. There he found treasures beyond his wildest dreams; SNES...Mega Drive and N64 games.
One such game was the Legend of Banjo Kazzooie or as the Emperor decreed it; Bajo Kazza. He then lifted it with his mighty hands and noticed its odd odour for it was a game that smelled like BO, it was like an greasy 40 year old tramp in his very hands. And he did purchase this game from the 'Clerk'. A receipt was included as well as an instruction manual, so as to know which buttons may be pressed and in which order. The cartridge was £7.99 in British Empire currency.
It was then that Blockbuster released the Emperor from its vice like grip. There was an automobile accident outside. Then the Residence was dutifully reached, were the Emperor exclaimed in triumph: I have reached my goal!!! Timmargh is surely smiling upon me for such good fortunes. I shall sacrifice five Tesco Express shoppers in his honour! And it was then where he was confronted by the mythi...''
The extract is unreadable from then on.
''and after walking for one hour into central Manchester, none of the so called 'shops' contained within them the Civilization III expansion pack: Conquests. And Emperor Bob did say: Those Atari heathens! Thou shall pay and suffer for not releasing the addon package by the fourteenth day of November! Though shall be struck down by my armies and pilliaged for all ye is worth!!!
Following this the Emperor made his way back on a great trek back to the 'Halls of Residence' or as he called them the 'Residence of Evil'.
Before he had made it the Blockbuster cast a spell on him and he was forced to look at the wonders of the Retro section. There he found treasures beyond his wildest dreams; SNES...Mega Drive and N64 games.
One such game was the Legend of Banjo Kazzooie or as the Emperor decreed it; Bajo Kazza. He then lifted it with his mighty hands and noticed its odd odour for it was a game that smelled like BO, it was like an greasy 40 year old tramp in his very hands. And he did purchase this game from the 'Clerk'. A receipt was included as well as an instruction manual, so as to know which buttons may be pressed and in which order. The cartridge was £7.99 in British Empire currency.
It was then that Blockbuster released the Emperor from its vice like grip. There was an automobile accident outside. Then the Residence was dutifully reached, were the Emperor exclaimed in triumph: I have reached my goal!!! Timmargh is surely smiling upon me for such good fortunes. I shall sacrifice five Tesco Express shoppers in his honour! And it was then where he was confronted by the mythi...''
The extract is unreadable from then on.
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