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The following is a brief extract from the Epic Chronicles or Emperor Bob I:
''and after walking for one hour into central Manchester, none of the so called 'shops' contained within them the Civilization III expansion pack: Conquests. And Emperor Bob did say: Those Atari heathens! Thou shall pay and suffer for not releasing the addon package by the fourteenth day of November! Though shall be struck down by my armies and pilliaged for all ye is worth!!!
Following this the Emperor made his way back on a great trek back to the 'Halls of Residence' or as he called them the 'Residence of Evil'.
Before he had made it the Blockbuster cast a spell on him and he was forced to look at the wonders of the Retro section. There he found treasures beyond his wildest dreams; SNES...Mega Drive and N64 games.
One such game was the Legend of Banjo Kazzooie or as the Emperor decreed it; Bajo Kazza. He then lifted it with his mighty hands and noticed its odd odour for it was a game that smelled like BO, it was like an greasy 40 year old tramp in his very hands. And he did purchase this game from the 'Clerk'. A receipt was included as well as an instruction manual, so as to know which buttons may be pressed and in which order. The cartridge was £7.99 in British Empire currency.
It was then that Blockbuster released the Emperor from its vice like grip. There was an automobile accident outside. Then the Residence was dutifully reached, were the Emperor exclaimed in triumph: I have reached my goal!!! Timmargh is surely smiling upon me for such good fortunes. I shall sacrifice five Tesco Express shoppers in his honour! And it was then where he was confronted by the mythi...''
The extract is unreadable from then on.
''and after walking for one hour into central Manchester, none of the so called 'shops' contained within them the Civilization III expansion pack: Conquests. And Emperor Bob did say: Those Atari heathens! Thou shall pay and suffer for not releasing the addon package by the fourteenth day of November! Though shall be struck down by my armies and pilliaged for all ye is worth!!!
Following this the Emperor made his way back on a great trek back to the 'Halls of Residence' or as he called them the 'Residence of Evil'.
Before he had made it the Blockbuster cast a spell on him and he was forced to look at the wonders of the Retro section. There he found treasures beyond his wildest dreams; SNES...Mega Drive and N64 games.
One such game was the Legend of Banjo Kazzooie or as the Emperor decreed it; Bajo Kazza. He then lifted it with his mighty hands and noticed its odd odour for it was a game that smelled like BO, it was like an greasy 40 year old tramp in his very hands. And he did purchase this game from the 'Clerk'. A receipt was included as well as an instruction manual, so as to know which buttons may be pressed and in which order. The cartridge was £7.99 in British Empire currency.
It was then that Blockbuster released the Emperor from its vice like grip. There was an automobile accident outside. Then the Residence was dutifully reached, were the Emperor exclaimed in triumph: I have reached my goal!!! Timmargh is surely smiling upon me for such good fortunes. I shall sacrifice five Tesco Express shoppers in his honour! And it was then where he was confronted by the mythi...''
The extract is unreadable from then on.
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both ideas are exceedingly good.
Like mr . kipling
Thankyou gentlemen
Like mr . kipling
Thankyou gentlemen
Or what he said.
Well get a new Mega Drive for £10 out of Gamestation or something.
Buy a Gamecube and get Sonic Mega Collection for it if you want your Sonic fix. Or go to Egypt and steal a Mega Drive from the tomb of Ramases I.
no no no
it isnt the lead
It is a part of the mega drive that the lead goes into. And the lead had to be celetaped and held to piece to stay in position so the picure did not fuzz. I know what its called..but i am tired. darn
it isnt the lead
It is a part of the mega drive that the lead goes into. And the lead had to be celetaped and held to piece to stay in position so the picure did not fuzz. I know what its called..but i am tired. darn
Well buy a new lead then.
I picked up Blast Corp a while back. Although I just went into a shop and bought it, so no chance of it becoming a period drama on the BBC or anything.
I picked up Blast Corp a while back. Although I just went into a shop and bought it, so no chance of it becoming a period drama on the BBC or anything.
I have a mega drive upstairs.
Earlier this year I played it after I declared my love for sonic the hedghog to my boyfriend
But a lead bit at the back broke
I am forever longing my beloved retro machine back
Earlier this year I played it after I declared my love for sonic the hedghog to my boyfriend
But a lead bit at the back broke
I am forever longing my beloved retro machine back
Emperor Bob is not mortal. He is Immortal.
TIMMARGH!!!
TIMMARGH!!!
*wipes tears from eyes after laughing hard*
My smile is indeed turned toward thou, mortal that is known as 'Bob', for thou art one of the chosen few. Thou art so chosen for thou art free every second Thursday night.
Or something.
My smile is indeed turned toward thou, mortal that is known as 'Bob', for thou art one of the chosen few. Thou art so chosen for thou art free every second Thursday night.
Or something.
Thanks.
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