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Well, lets have a look at the band then...
hm. You can't dance, you can't sing and you look terrible...
You'll go a long way!
Right. Firstly, I take a 20% cut of the profits, NEVER sign you up with Sony (they'd get you on a contract to sing about the PS2 only) but sign to an indie label like Fat Boy Slim's record company.
Then you've got to cut the swearing. We're going in differently to all those mad rappers out there, we want to get a big target audience, so that means appealing to the masses.
Lastly you need a catchy name. In honour of Your Honour :) how about 'The Jury'?
Well. What d'you think?
> sorry meka.
that was my fault.
Why, what did you do? Or should I not ask?
I'm too busy both at work and home to write songs for anyone else.
I was chatting to someone in a pub last night, and they mentioned you and your songs, you're famous all over the country!
We can take the charts by storm, but we cant do it with out you.
Go on son, you know you want to!
We'll let you be in the video, you can be molested by loads of fit girls if you want. We'll do like snoop dogg/dr dre video where all the girls arent wearing anything!
What ever you want we'll sort out.
You are a song writing genius.
And we need you.
Respesct is due.