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I thought this joke up a minute ago, and although the chances are it's been done before, I'm still proud of it, so here goes: :-)
Edit:Look! I've improved it!
How many religious fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?
It doesn't matter how many!
If there's a typo in the manual it'll be a "light bull" they try and fit in that socket...
... and then ritually slaughter the first one to try putting an actual bulb in.... ;-D
And for those who liked the original:
How many religous fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?
It doesn't matter how many of them there are.
If there is a typing mistake in the manual, they WILL try and fit a bull into the socket.
And yes, when it doesn't work, they WILL spend weeks dieting it until it is "light" enough...
And the sad thing is that they WOULD! :-D
Edit:Look! I've improved it!
How many religious fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?
It doesn't matter how many!
If there's a typo in the manual it'll be a "light bull" they try and fit in that socket...
... and then ritually slaughter the first one to try putting an actual bulb in.... ;-D
And for those who liked the original:
How many religous fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?
It doesn't matter how many of them there are.
If there is a typing mistake in the manual, they WILL try and fit a bull into the socket.
And yes, when it doesn't work, they WILL spend weeks dieting it until it is "light" enough...
And the sad thing is that they WOULD! :-D
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Wehey!
Polished it up a bit.
By the by, where's Forest Fan of late?
Polished it up a bit.
By the by, where's Forest Fan of late?
Mithras wrote:
> Where does Bill Clinton go for his holidays?
To the cuntry.
:-/
> Where does Bill Clinton go for his holidays?
To the cuntry.
:-/
Har har.
Here's a joke I made when the Bill Clinton scandal was in full motion.
Where does Bill Clinton go for his holidays?
Viagra Falls.
Hehehe. (Not part of joke)
Here's a joke I made when the Bill Clinton scandal was in full motion.
Where does Bill Clinton go for his holidays?
Viagra Falls.
Hehehe. (Not part of joke)
Did you get that from the "fortune" command under Linux?
Goatboy wrote:
> Strafex wrote:
> How many religious fundamentalists does it take to change a light
> bulb?
>
> None.
> They're in perpetual darkness.
Well, consider his bonfire thoroughly peed on.
> Strafex wrote:
> How many religious fundamentalists does it take to change a light
> bulb?
>
> None.
> They're in perpetual darkness.
Well, consider his bonfire thoroughly peed on.
Heh. Nice!
And they laughed when I said that the Life forums where slipping.
Strafex wrote:
> How many religious fundamentalists does it take to change a light
> bulb?
None.
They're in perpetual darkness.
> How many religious fundamentalists does it take to change a light
> bulb?
None.
They're in perpetual darkness.
*canned laughter*
I thought this joke up a minute ago, and although the chances are it's been done before, I'm still proud of it, so here goes: :-)
Edit:Look! I've improved it!
How many religious fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?
It doesn't matter how many!
If there's a typo in the manual it'll be a "light bull" they try and fit in that socket...
... and then ritually slaughter the first one to try putting an actual bulb in.... ;-D
And for those who liked the original:
How many religous fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?
It doesn't matter how many of them there are.
If there is a typing mistake in the manual, they WILL try and fit a bull into the socket.
And yes, when it doesn't work, they WILL spend weeks dieting it until it is "light" enough...
And the sad thing is that they WOULD! :-D
Edit:Look! I've improved it!
How many religious fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?
It doesn't matter how many!
If there's a typo in the manual it'll be a "light bull" they try and fit in that socket...
... and then ritually slaughter the first one to try putting an actual bulb in.... ;-D
And for those who liked the original:
How many religous fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?
It doesn't matter how many of them there are.
If there is a typing mistake in the manual, they WILL try and fit a bull into the socket.
And yes, when it doesn't work, they WILL spend weeks dieting it until it is "light" enough...
And the sad thing is that they WOULD! :-D
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