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"Just thought up a joke. (Light'll like it!)"

I thought this joke up a minute ago, and although the chances are it's been done before, I'm still proud of it, so here goes: :-)


Edit:Look! I've improved it!

How many religious fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?


It doesn't matter how many!
If there's a typo in the manual it'll be a "light bull" they try and fit in that socket...


... and then ritually slaughter the first one to try putting an actual bulb in.... ;-D



And for those who liked the original:

How many religous fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many of them there are.
If there is a typing mistake in the manual, they WILL try and fit a bull into the socket.
And yes, when it doesn't work, they WILL spend weeks dieting it until it is "light" enough...

And the sad thing is that they WOULD! :-D

Heh. A joke that falls into the category of "True, but not funny". Still, I did like it!

That was dire.

Paradox: wrote:
> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

*SarcanoMeter 500 explodes*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

The earth revolves around the mighty likebulb!

All hail the likebulb!!!

What? Stop looking at me light that. :S

Cheeky sod! ;-)

How subtle a pop that was.
I applaud you.
:^D

Yeah, that one was good too.

Goatboy wrote:
> Strafex wrote:
> How many religious fundamentalists does it take to change a light
> bulb?
>
> None.
> They're in perpetual darkness.

Now that's a clever one.

I prefer the original