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"My epic apology to the people."

I'm sorry for hurting your feelings by telling you that you were stupid.


Many of you have emailed me telling me of your agony, your sleepness nights and the never-ending stream of tears that have been pouring since I told you that you were 'a stupid fatty'.

You phone me to scream abuse because I brought back those repressed memories of you not having sex.


But I can't take any more. Please, for the love of God, shut the hell up.


If I hear any more of your wimpering I will explode, so I want to atone for my sins and achieve redemption the only way: by not being bad any more. This post was my last naughty one.


From now on, I'll be more like Skippy and less like Skipinder.

No, this is crap.

Is this tw*t still not banned yet ? Obviously not, WTF not ?

Because he's the best thing on the forum?

Grix Thraves wrote:
> Because he's the best thing on the forum?

I hear ya man.

Because he smells like a bike shop.
This his already been settled - no one can resist that strange tempting allure of the bike shop smell.

I can.

But I was brought up in a bike shop. Perhaps it's given me a more nostalgic sense to them, but then I've also developed what must obviously be a strong resistance or at least familiarity to the smell.

Timmargh wrote:
> Mystique wrote:
> Aoe wrote:
> Am i the only one that found this post amusing?
>
>
> ****
> Nope.

Grix Thraves wrote:
> I can.
>
> But I was brought up in a bike shop. Perhaps it's given me a more
> nostalgic sense to them, but then I've also developed what must
> obviously be a strong resistance or at least familiarity to the
> smell.

The rubber or the oil which one is the best?

Rubber you fool. You dare you ask such pathetic little questions!